Siilus has spoken!

My bung hole gose, ratatatatakakakakakakaaka blhlababballaa! The MOI's, (not the antidpressent things) (not the french word either if batty is reading) will be attacked by the fundamentalist inleites very soon. Derek intends to lead the attck him self and belives that holio will keep him safe. He discusses his plans using the name crack habbit of inle, I have access to his posting account thingy this is how I know this. I told him he would never make a leader! He had too much influence, so I left the faction to his devices! I would like to appologise to any one who has no idea what I'm on about.

FIRE BUNGHOLE I NEED PECATER FOR MY BUNGHOlE. You shall bow down to lake tittykaka and nicagua.

BUNGHOLIO! I think that siilus is suffering from that skits-o-free-nia or something. He's like sometimes siilus and sometimes that crack habbit of the IRS or something. Split personalities are cool. Well at least one of them might be. Two people inside his head, does that mean he has two bungholes? That would be cool. You could dump in parallel lines then...

Siilus, pop some pills and explain all. Which of the voices in your head will win the mental battle for control of your bunghole?

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

OK then simply, I Siilus Delarge am the leader of the 12th legion of the Sarrite faction. Derek Plews, aka crack habbit of inle is the leader of the fundamentalist inleites. We shall lay waste upon to his bunghole! They shall realise that when you have no legs, the monkeys go, blahblahbhhabhabhabhabah fire fire fire! You should be aware of the slippery eye of aunty bollox, you don't want to fall into the ditch where Siilus lives, do you? I can't get any pills right now, sorry. I did not know you were into drugs. The voice in my head? I am the son of a genetic experiment and a dutch postitute or something, you have been knocked out before.

I am struggling with the ramifications of what you tell me however I'm told the drugs do work and skitts-o-free-nia pills in particular are said to have some unusual side effects (they make women lactate).

I understand there is this 'siilus' and the 'crack habbit'

Both report the same email address, hence I deduce some mental conflict. Are you:

1)    Insane
2)    Having an argument with your Dad
3)    From Croydon*

*I have met a lot of very odd people from Croydon**. One of them trashed her flat in a mad rage when I was delivering furniture to her. The codephrase that produced this strange behavour was 'Who is Trevor'. No concussion was involved in this incident.

**This is counting New Addington (yuck), Thornton Heath, Purley, Addiscombe and the dodgy parts of Mitcham

Hence I ask with some apprehension 'who is Derek Plews?' A friend/ relation/ apparition that takes control when you have had too much cheese?

On this subject my mighty bunghole has spoken. Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

• is the closesest.

Why not? Trevor is a man who lives in the sink and asks me what we should do about the dangerous age of a young bin man.

You seem to know posh parts of london very well eton boy

No he is one of the voices I hear when I don't clean my windows propperly.

Croydon is in Surrey bunghole. London stops at Streatham in that direction and if given Croydon would promptly amputate. Please consult J.Arthur Wiener's '100 Top Shitholes in the South East of England' (Dilhole & Shuster �9.99). You can visit them in your invalid car while listening to self help tapes....

'Repeat after me, I am not from Uranus, I am not from Uranus...'

Croydon is #18 in the book. #7 in the book is Deptford Asylum SE8, residential home of one Gaylord Siilus Jnr.

What the hell is this crap? Star Trek sucks. Watch out for the Klingons around Uranus.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:ehwDa.1386$[email]...

...you said anus....

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

It has nothing to do with star trek! Inle is a god like manifestation of ritios retrobution. Inle has been worshipped by theIIAODB sine mthe 1000,s the fundamentalist inleites are a faction with in the IIAODB. Robert Saria was rejected by Inle in 1743 he went on to found the Sarrite faction. They fight the IIAODB alot.

Dang college-cool-kids have invaded our poOpy ng! >:-[] meheheh

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Klingons

Yeah, where's Tom Anderson when we need him?

Apologies for setting him off. I just like to know who (or what I'm talking too).

I'll try and stick to the important business of bungholes, breaking things and blowing stuff up. I hope this shit hasn't scared away the chicks... I was going to score! huhhuhhuhhuh....

Bungholio. Thankyou, drive through

"aghasee" wrote in message news:...

He is trying to save the world from monkey eaters

"Mr. H" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I'm just trying to stay incognito from all the spammers and perverts. I'da figured that back when Al Gore put this whole internet thing together he'd have figured out a way to keep those fellers off.

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:...

Spam, maybe! Pervert, what the fuck are you talking about, do you atchualy know what one of them is.

"Mr. H" wrote in message news:[email]...

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IIAODB.

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Of course, he's a marine like Buzzcut, he has a code of honour... A pervert is someone with hair longer than a number two.

I said number two huhhuhhuhhuh

Thankyou, drive through

Argy wrote in message news:...

Err no. Colledge is for the mentaly stable.

So, what you're saying is that this is even geekier than star trek? Like, are there any fondle-mentalist inslutite IIAODB chicks that want to worship The Great Schlong?

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

No not geeker, when I go into one I atchualy belive that I am the leader of a terroist organiseation that wants to destroy all that is not large and squidgey like my dog. Deloosional meglomania is no laughing matter, so don't fucking call me geeky fart knocker! The great schlong is concerned about the dangerous age of a young bin man!

I have cracked the Siilus/Crack Stabber/Mrs H code and found the source of his deep mental torment...

IIAODB = Increasingly Irritated Arsehole Owing (to a) Dilated Bunghole

So go easy on him fellas, male rape is no laughing matter. Unless he has been raped by his 'large and squigy' dog, which would be pretty funny...

Thank you, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Well I don't even have to change your name to make it sound gay do I Mr Batty?

Atchualy it is a word, it refers to the light red monkey fuge that is created when MDMA and Inverness claidonian thistle are used in conjunction. Siilus however stands for. Skitzophenia Incorpirating Intoxication (Leads to) Lost Use (of) Sanity.

You were raped every day in the showers at school. I once had a duck, it was fun. I like monkeys elephants and trafficlights. I have not been raped, once I tryed to rape my self when I thought Marla Singer wouldn't sleep with me due to the fact I am too easily influenced by films.

Young trekkie Siilus and his far-out faction has been left in the sun too long again...

Have you raped a duck? I won't even ask about the monkey (plausible) elephant (less so) or the traffic lights (defies belief). Attempted rape of yourself is both incest and homosexuality... Unless you're one of those hirm-afro-dykes or something...

Marla Singer probably wouldn't sleep with you because you're a hotel short of a monopoly set. And I expect chicks find boys who try and sodomize themselves a bit of a turn off too.

As the real Roy Batty would say 'Are you proud of yourself little man?'

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Again this star trek bollox, I don't know what this is all about. Robert Saria was alive in the 1700s and was part of the fundamentalist faction of the IIAODB, they did not have space ships in those days. They belived that all the stars orbited the earth and any one who said other wise would be executed. When Saria lost faith in Inle due to an evil man who went down in history for the ridiculas amount of money he made, Saria subsequenly founded the SIRF, that is now called the sarrite faction.

No never traffic lights, but once I raped a Citron Saxo 1.4. It had a nice big fat exaust. Once I tryed a Mecadies SLK 280, but the exaust was rusty and I got rust down the japseye.

Marler Singer is not a real person buttmunch! I am Jacks smirk of contemt.

As the real Siilus would say.... "lahgblaghabgaha FIRE you will bow down upon to the fat monkey eating fish wipe!" Oh and I bet I'm bigger than you! Little batty.

And the rest of it is????

Only one one of your chemical highs. Tixylix non-drowsy and peanut M&Ms or something... Thankyou, drive through...

Peanut M&Ms rule! :-P

Increasing difficulty at understanding this trekkie crap has led to some research

Marla Singer = Helena Bonham-Carter's character in 'Fight Club'. Well, rape yourself, don't rape yourself, I can't see what difference it'll make... Robert Saria = Deputy D.A. in Sac-Re-Menthol, Cal-e-fornicator. Rather than leader of a revolutionary faction, just a DA who recently set bail too low by $900000/90% for a rapist and child molester. The felon went on the run... Derek Plews = Spin doctor for John 'Two Jags' Prescott, UK deputy PM

No shortage of newspapers in the asylum to feed your free association machine. If you POOPed your pants less often you wouldn't lose your library priviliges and would be able to post your strange trekkie musings more often.

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

OK you have a strange obbsession with fans of sicence fiction movies. A bit unorthodox, but you are already on your way to becoming as crazy as me. I bet I can find info on some one called Roy Batty who is not some android thing and not you either. Why do you still insist that Siilus is a trekkie when you have found other explinations for his rambleings. Have you ever thought that maby the name Sarrite comes from the outbreak of Sars? OR maby it is a name for the people who don't belive in eating plants so they eat the items that are found when walking on a sunday afternoon in east putney.

When you spoute a load of crap that is nothing to do with the ng's chosen subjects you have to expect someone to try and crack the code. Now I suspect it's 50% about drugs and 50% about rambling incoherently into a dictaphone while on drugs and then transcribing the results. William Burroughs did it a whole lot better.

As for insistance about siilus being a trekkie - the explanantions you offer aren't exactly satisfying. And I don't think that in Toronto and Beijing SAR's sufferers are called 'Sarrites'. They're probably refered to as 'get the hell away from me...'

Sure, spend some time finding someone who is not Rutger Hauer and not me. It will save you from burning your wiener on a Citroen Saxo's catalytic convertor...

I believe in Occam's razor, a wierd theory that says given two explanations you whould choose the simplist. The simplist for your affliction is that you are a fully paid up, Klingon fluent, fartknocking trekkie.

Thank you, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

I thought you read all my messegs! OK I shall explain, 1. Inle is explained along with many abusive meaaegs aimed at crak head of inle on the board you found that messege you offered for nearly losing my job. 2. I belive this is called projected aggression or something. My theory is that you are a trekkie so you must accuse me of it to make your self feel better. You know how alot of homophobics are infact gay them selfs. 3. You seem to think of trekkies an awful lot, you knew that sarrite was from there so I will persume that you are a bigger fan of it than me. 4. DOn't be ashamed about your personal tastes. We like you for who you are. Apart from Richard Invernet he thinks you are as homosexual as your name sounds.

I belive in mirror and razor, on a cd case it's harder to cut up propperly and it stings your nose, if it's off the rock you will find it very difficult to use a creadit card. BUT following your theory you are gay, what is the simplest explination for a name like "batty". Woops you walked into it again. What do you mean by fully paid up? You seem to be under the immpression that I take great offence to being called a trekky.

Re. Siilus / Crack Habbit Of Inle / Mr H / James T Kirk

[more drugs references,

I know of two batty's, the homocidal android and the footballer David Batty (Leeds, Blackburn and England) who was reknowned for getting red cards. Even when you're whacked up on Blackcurrent Strepsils and Lemon Fresh Jif, you wouldn't call either of them a poof....

Some of the other groups (like the one that had you 'evicted') suggested that inle was to do with Watership Down, although you denied any plagarism. Star Trek doesn't seem so weak now...

Thankyou, drive through....

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Is Kirks name James? I thought it was corneilius. Corneilius F Kirk. I'm sure of that. I think the most simple explination for your name on google groups where very very few post their real names is that the individual is a raving GAP homosexual. Blackcurrent strepsils only make your mouth go numb. Dumarse. Lemon Fresh Jif is not pschoactive. So no I probably wouldn't infact try to insult either of the afore mentioned battys when compleatly sober (save for a numb mouth and possibly intense stomach pains) however when under the influence of alcohol, or maybe even a methylene dioxy related compound I may well call either of them gay. Simularly on cokeaine I may get mouthyer then I should. But any way you have still yet to tell me why others who belive in that razor theory won't presume you are gay. The bottom line, I might not call david batty gay or the andriod out of that film that is even geeker than startrek, babylon 5 and deep space 9 put together. But I would and am calling you gay!

Silflay hraka embleer batty boy.

More drive through refernces.

I like traffic lights. every day the young scum comes from it's hole and masturbaits over a large amount of fungi. Are you concerned about the dangerous age of a young bin man. Why is my name Plewzy Po Po when I am a monkey eating alleged star trek fanatic. Bet you can't answer that one batty! The young tree was screwed by the elegant dog. Help save the para methoxy beetle and all will be gay.

'Silflay hraka embleer' is probably the most lucid remark in the whole lot. I don't have or aim to have any knowledge of drugs (after all I have to see the strange results daily in newsgroups....) I do wonder what you were on when you spouting that lot... Brake and clutch fluid with crab sticks and worcester sauce?

Anyway, get some black coffee, try and sober up and get back to work on those platters. Before your boss 'disciplines' you again... huhhuhhuhhuh....

thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Do you know what silflay hraka embleer means? Funny you should say that about brake fluid. Did you know foxes in sussex are hooked on brake fluid, this despite my nature is infact true. Brake fluid is an alcohol, not ethenol, some other sort. Human beings can not break it down as they lack the required enzyme and so would die. Foxes however do and they chew through the brake cables to get at the glucosey goodness in side.

I'm only as far as 'the bean field' in the book bunghole... Embleer means smelly or fox, errr, words suck. Hope's there no brake and clutch fluid in Fox's Glacier Mints...

Thankyou, drive through....

dude, get some help! ehheheheh ;-D

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Atchualy I think I called David Batty something worse. I will now post what we said substituting the word David for Roy

Theres only one roy batty Theres only one roy batty With a packet of sweets and a cheesy smile Batty is a fucking pedofile.

About three thousand other people were singing along with me. So many many people would infact call David Batty gay, (or in this case far worse)!

Sounds like a song for David Jones / Graham Rix to me...

Simply Roy you have about three months tops before all that you think you are now will drain away. You may at times have no recolection of your life, this has never happened to me but many many many of them who have caught it off me have. If you can understand the following phrase, you are closer to it then I thought and you are the quickest degenerating case I have ever seen. Innacked, ingestementia f pesonrallbleonginin penatisit.

Translation: Fuck you, eat your own cock.

That wasn't aimed at you batty but try and think if you read it and understood it before you saw the translation. If you did, 1. Be prepared to be quickly and for no good reason that is apparnt to you, sectioned into a mental health clinic. 2. Tell all your friends that soon you may be asking them if they have seen Mr. Gregory and his childeren cart. 3. Tell your family that although you may want to show them your magic window that has a man that gets angry when they are dirty, you still love them very much. Did you hear that? I know you did, it was the monkey man going round the outside of the small and gay flat with no bunghole.

"Mr. H" wrote in message news:[email]...

I don't understand any of your phrases...

Thankyou, drive through....

I will now prove my theory about roy batty: If I can predict his actions then surely I must be right about him contracting DCE syndrome. He will now post within his next 1-3 messeges that I first wrote "fuck you eat your own cock" in kilingon. This of corse is untrue, find a genuine trekkie and ask him if he understands, Elementrat effenigoaste visuaentrement aciren suexualintasre. No matter how sadly devoted to learning the kilingon languidge he may be I can garantee you 100% he will not understand that. Ask a man drinking red after shock, wearing a hooded sweat shirt with the hood cut off and three blood stains on the navel area of the sweat shirt and SFOR written in small letters directly above and the chances are he will understand. His following actions, will be very unpredictable. But any way I have predicted Battys next post. When he accuses me of talking kilingon then my theory will be proven.

"Mr. H" wrote in message news:[email]...

I accuse you of talking bollocks. But that is probably my point in the last twenty posts. Except your new song which remarkably is meaningful (if not factual, I've never been to Bournemouth, although I've visited Worthing once or twice) from top to bottom. When you want to speak properly or (heaven forbid) wield humour instead of free association bollocks do you have to plug your nads into the mains or something? Or do you need a bloody transfusion?

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Your new song was good too. Although I wouldn't call it factual. What so you are saying that you sniff glue and got sent to a womans prison because your knob was too small to see with the naked eye. Glue is far far dirtyer than DXM (cough medicin). As for the prison thing, haha told you your going mad! My theory was not proven, but I think you have proven to all of us that your are catching DCE syndrome.

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

You are no where near. It's 70% drugs, 10% insanity and 20% all the world will be thy enemy.

William Burroughs. Who is this individual dose he like traffic lights