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Long time no see. Haven't seen you for a while FAQ. I still say I should make a new one in addition to the old one with your help. -Wallace

Gary M. wrote:

Does anyone have any gifs of BnB with elephants? if they do, can you post it to a binary NG and post the URL here?

Thanks :)

Oh sure, I've got a whole folder full of pics of BnB with an elephant!! What would you do with them? Masturbate to them? Try getting a south park pic from the pig and elepahnt splicing episode. -Wallace Jose "Elephanto" Pendejo wrote:

could you please upload them to your web site? Thanks :)

No.. I would put them in my elephant memorabilia museum.

-Wallace

Today, we're going to be teaching elephant boy about the wonderful realm of sarcasm. Ok, first, let's ask Webster, what he thinks. He says sarcasm is an "ironical criticism or reproach." Lesson one, children: Tell me which of the following sentences represents sarcasm:

ex. Jose Bendejo(ha ha) enjoys masturbating to elephant pictures.

                 answer: your right! That sentence doesn't exhibit
     sarcasm.
     ex.   Jose Bendejo is the coolest guy in this newsgroup.
                 answer: right again! This sentence is over-flowing in
     sarcasm.

I hope this lesson will help you with learning when someone is being sarcastic or not. And no, I don't have any elephant pics, you f*ckin sicko!! Please go back to Mexico where its as easy to find an elephant on a tree as a mexican who hasn't been arrested for immigrating to the U.S. I pledge the reformation of the M.T.L.

-Wallace

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo wrote:

uh uh uh.. ok children.. let's play "Spot The Racist" :D

Some Dude wrote in article ...

'uh uh uh ok CHILDREN??????'

Huuh torPAEDO!

Hamster :-)

Wallace wrote: --

Love the new look of the page.. it's way cool :) And there's wav files of Mike Judge on Space Ghost. Go get 'em! Also the spanish language wav of BnB talking about Daisy Fuentes' breasts - the visual of the ad can be found on Burt Ward's Fire tapes.

BTW the last frame of the dance.gif looks like two women embracing ;)

I don't get it - what does sarcasm have to do with elephants?

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo wrote:

Elephants have feelings too...as do giant ants! ;)

Jose "Elephanto" Pendejo wrote:

Here ya go, dude! I spent 3 hours 'searching' the BnB archives for this (I have no life), and I finally found one. Much to my surprise, it also includes an ant! :^D

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5275/elephant.gif

		Gary M.   :^)

Thank you very much for your kind gift of this elephant gif. I shall place it in my collection, and maybe on a web page someday.

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo wrote:

I don't know how to tell you this, Jose, but the elephant and ant are looking are each other like they are in love!!

I think the ant and elephant are both gay!

Man, has that elephant got a big ass!!!!!

I bet when gary plays "virtual Stupdity", and he plays that minigame with ants in it, I bet he lets all the ants win, and get away

Yeah, mehheh...now I do, ants are cool... but when I was a kid, I used
to find an ant hill in the back yard and play 'napalm the hill' with
it.   Would pour gasoline (from the lawnmower) on it, then send in an
'incendiary bomb' (fling a match on it).   :^O

Gary M. wrote in article ...

Greetings all. I think a new FAQ is the order of the day...

I'll get onto it.

I will post it when the time is right, feel free to email with suggestions.

Hamster

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Wow

I read your subject out loud and fast. everybody stopped working and looked at me.

Then I called them old farths. I'm 24. They're all 35 an over.

Old people suck. They have bad hearing, but on the other side they complain if I turn up the volume while playing Ministry. They deserve sound proof coffengs.

SHOLONG.

HEY FARTKNOCKER!!! ehhh, I'm an old ppl! ;) Not all old folks suck...well, maybe most of them do...ahhhh, I SUPPOSE we all do. mehheh ehehheh ;) 24 year olds suck worse though! eheheh ;)

Aziz wrote in article ...

  ^^ ^^^^

hehe SCHLONG!

Hamster

In article "Aziz" writes:

Yeah...Wow!

COOL!

UH...wait a minute dude!!! I'm like OLD OLD OLD and um... I RULE.

*Some* old people suck. :)

Ministry? WHOA COOL! hemeheheheheh I play Ministry really loud and stuff. Maybe they just are bad examples of old people and like, they're messing with your mind to keep you from uh...having fun anymore and stuff. Hey! It happens... hemeheheheheh

Uh...no, shalom? uh....schlong? hemehehehe what?

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