Power tools...

http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/sick/dewalt.wmv

Power tools rock. Even if you pay someone else to do all your DIY tasks because you're too much of an untalented lazy stoner bastard to do it yourself, an expensive selection of dangerous power tools is essential. Failure to own them marks you out as some sort of effeminate freak who likes reading and stuff. Plus, every so often you can get them out and play with them, injuring yourself and ending up with a cool scar or two.

(c)Winston

"aghasee" wrote in message news:VlF3b.6829$[email]...

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I always wanted to get into belt-sander drag racing, you don't need to be as rich as Paul Newman....

"Roy Batty" schreef in bericht news:binl45$5md$[email]...

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Yeah, like, it's pretty cool but where the hell is the pit-babes section? Like all dragracing sites have chicks, except this one...

Maybe it's drag racing for quakers. You don't see publications like 'crack quaker whores' down the 7-11. I thought I saw a video of 'amish go anal' though...

. I thought I saw a video of 'amish go anal'

Dude, that was damn funny!

"aghasee" wrote in message news:...

Yeah, and we all know effeminate freaks who like reading and stuff are the worst kind of freak you can be. I'd much rather be an untalented lazy stoner bastard doing it myself-no, wait a minute...

Scars are cool but it never sounds cool to say that you got that scar from playing with your tool.

~Jeni

Like, one time, (not at band camp), I was drilling through a piece of metal with a small bit and like a dumbass was holding the metal with my hand, and the drill bit snapped and the drill went down...went down...mhehe...oh yeah, the drill went down fast and the broken part of the bit that was still in the drill went all the way through my thumb. Thumb piercings suck. And pain sucks too. And its not even a cool scar either. Dammit.

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:H6%5b.683$[email]...

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mhehhehheh! What are you trying to tell us here, KT? Is your thumb looking pretty much like your willie ever since? uhhuh... little willie and little walter, brothers in arms...

did someone say Newman's Own?

He makes Orange Chocolate Chip Cookies that are very tasty treat. i eat them only when the moon is full. and by moon, i mean my aunties ass.

On 06 Sep 2003 14:33:00 GMT, [email] (Uncle Milty) wrote:

Do you ever eat them out of her ass? Or Do you just eat her ass plain? Evad

"Uncle Milty" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You should be a guest speaker at the local fat club. I've only just regained my appetite for food after this message. Dammit, you could sell tapes, imagine, you'd be on sixty minutes and stuff

[a tape plays in an obese man's pickup]'...licking the Haagen Das out of my grandpa's bunghole...' [voice over] 'It was listening to Uncle Milty's obscene incestuous coprophilia that helped Wallace O'Grady of Butte Montana lose140 pounds.' [Fat Mr O'Grady] 'For the first four days all I could was vomit...'

You might even be asked to work as personal 'dieticians' for those Whitney and Celine chicks. So how does it work - err 'I sucked the err ornage slushy out of my err second cousins navel and stuff'. How did I do?

Thankyou, drive through...

"> mhehhehheh! What are you trying to tell us here, KT? Is your thumb looking

Almost, check it out, heres a picture of my thumb compared to my willie: http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/thumbandwillie.jpg

See, the hole is in the wrong end.