Daria's Sex Life

Do you think Daria will ever get a shag?

I don't think so. She has too much of an attitude, no guy would ever want to bone her.

~Carrion~

NO WAY! If _I_ was a cartoon, I'd take her in a minute!!!! Once you get through the 'tough exterior' eheheh, chicks like that can redefine 'hot!'

Gary M. :^D

Gary M. wrote in article ...

I'd do her too. But how could you pull her? Perhaps if she saw you reading something by Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde, it may spark a conversation.

Trouble is, your mates would probably take the piss.

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Martin

On second thoughts, I'd rather get intimate with her suspiciously lesbian friend (who's name I don't know. But who needs names anyway! Hey baby...)

Martin

They can take the piss, but I'd rather take the pussy.

some ppl wrote:

<<Carrion wrote:

NO WAY! If _I_ was a cartoon, I'd take her in a minute!!!! Once you get through the 'tough exterior' eheheh, chicks like that can redefine 'hot!'

	Gary M.   :^D>>

if i were a cartoon guy i'd fight over her(likes stuff thats hard to get through)i'd bone her quiker than Gary would!

On 23 Mar 1998 20:53:29 GMT, "Martin Lowe" wrote:

Well Duh she got pregnant with Beavis' love child and had to leave town. Her life would have been ruined had she stayed. The stigma of teenage pregnancy, especially with a "Winner" like Beavis would have marked her for life. Fortunately her family moved.

Uhhh....Huh huh.... Why not shag Diarrhea in the dark... Get a stiffy while thinkin' of uh...... a chick huh huh..... She said stiffy... huh huh....

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On Tue, 24 Mar 1998 22:46:51 +0100, "Robert ;-)" wrote:

whoa! you siad "members"

      do you know my cousin??????????????????
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mheh mheh sorrie abote that!!!!!!

         LC :-)

huhuhuhuhuhuhhu diarea! uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

When you say 'shag', do you mean shag carpet? Cuz all my floors are covered with 1-inch cut-pile burnt orange shag carpet (except in the rec room, where it's lime green). I love it! It has a much more interesting smell than regular carpet, and the other day I found half of a Chips Ahoy cookie I dropped three years ago. I was hungry, and it was still tasty after all that time. I guess those things never go bad. Upon closer examination, I found all sorts of interesting things in my shag carpet, from pennies to toenail clippings to a used condom! Wow! You try that with hardwood floors! And tomorrow, I'm gonna hunt through it some more! I can't wait. Maybe I'll tack shag carpet up over my dark brown imitation wood-grain panelling...nah, I love that stuff, too... I would like to get to know other people who like shag carpet as much as I do, or even just other people who like to wear their underpants more than just one short day at a time. It doesn't even start to get good until halfway through the second day. The rest of you don't know what you're missing, wubba wubba wubba, I work for the circus.

In article , "Martin Lowe" wrote:

What is a shag?

Michael

Michael Ejercito wrote in article ...

A fuck.

Hamster

a type of rug. :p

Michael Ejercito wrote in article ...

a sea bird?

Hammy

Michael Ejercito wrote in message ...

Screwing, bonking, doing it!

Uh, no, uh I think it's like a hairdo or something.

no, a shag is the British expression for "sexual intercourse" butt, Dariah is a dyke, so she'll only shag Jane.

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in message ...

I thought the shag was a stupid dance performed by fat middle-aged couples visiting Myrtle Beach, SC....

anyhoo, Diarrhea looks better since she left Highland...

emanon cha cha cha

yeh, it is.. there is an old style dance called "the Shag" (there was a movie made about it in 1988 - it sucked) but there is also the British expression, meaning intercourse, hanky panky, doing it, sex, hiding the sausage in the pink taco, horizontal mambo, etc...

yeh she's blossomed since sleeping with jane.

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote to and alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:

== > >no, a shag is the British expression for "sexual intercourse" == > >butt, Dariah is a dyke, so she'll only shag Jane. == >

No doubt related to "gash."

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Maybe Dariah saw an elephant naked, when she was a small child, and this scared her into thinking that men would be this size, and would hurt her if she was to be intimate with them. This could be why she is attracted to women only.

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo Jose's Casa De Los Elephantos

Martin Lowe wrote in message ...

Yeah, just tell me where she lives. boom boom. hehehee!