B&B on MTV2 Again!

Check them out tonight @ midnight dillholes!

"Jerry Adkins" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, its that Atkins guy that all those fat chicks are into! Dammit, Atkins, quit making all these chicks all skinny and crap, I like 'em with a little meat on their bones. And on my bone.

uh that Atkins dude is like dead or something. Those fartknockers at MTV2 shown the same shows from 3 weeks ago!

[email] (Jerry Adkins) wrote in message news:...

Yeah, funk dat. They better be working on acquiring the other episodes ass well.

"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...

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ass well.

I want you. I'd take you to Maxi-Mart and buy you a Blue Wacka-Doo Slushie and some sour cream and salsa pork rinds, then we could go back to your hippy San Diego pad and drink Mad Dog 20/20 and Edge. Then we could score. Baby.

My cable company sucks. They don't carry MTV2. My girlfriend was at her parents house and they have MTV2 and they are old and they have never heard of Beavis and Butthead and they don't know how to tape anything. She called me up last night while B & B was on. She held the phone close to the TV speaker and I heard them and I said damn it and she laughed at me. I said damn it again and again and she said I'm watching B & B and you're not. I said damn it, get your butt over here, bunghole.

"djsos111" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You should have said "Damn it, I'm getting my butt over THERE". Then you could have watched BnB, then scored. I can't think of a more perfect evening with a chick.

Yeah, but the little fartknocker watch all but the last five minutes of the show then called me. Score at mom and dad's? Her old man would kick my butt out. I'd be runnimg around the front yard with no pants on. That would be pretty cool.

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:140320041939216208%[email]...

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I hope she's not one of those transpesticides. I don't like false advertising.

The boob are real and real big. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

Why not score at mom and dads? You just have to be discreet when you sneak in the window, or just do it in the toolshed. Scoring is one of those things worth doing anywhere. Even if the old man kicked your butt out, you'd at least have scored. And as an added bone-us, youd get to run around the front yard with your pants around your ancles yelling AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIA. BnB, scoring, running aorund with your pants off, I personally can't imagin a better evening. Except if I had some Edge. It doesn't get any better that this, dude.

We just like to call each other B & B names. Most chicks don't understand why men like B & B, South Park and The Three Stooges, mine does. I scored after she showed up at my house. She has big boobs. All in all, it turned out to be a good weekend.

"djsos111" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Don't Bogart the chick, dude, send her over to Big Daddy Turd's house. I'll show her my South Part.