FREE T.P.

Jul 30, 19992 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
2 posts

Butt-head: Hey, Beavis, check it out!

Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head, I'm trying to find something!

Butt-head: What, your schlong?

Beavis: At least I have one!

Butt-head: Don't make me smack you!

Beavis: No, I heard there was this dude what made a computers language called TP, yeh yeh mheh heh that rules!

Stewart: Hey fellas, that's free now!

Butt-head: Is it like, way-rez?

Beavis: You butthole, it's not pronounced like that.

Butt-head: Dammit Beavis!

Stewart: No, they're just like giving it away!

Butt-head: Huh huh, like your mom.

Stewart: Uhhhh, nooooo!?!

Beavis: Um, like what's the URL for it, anyway?

Butt-head: Huh huh, you want Earl.

Beavis: NO, DAMMIT, the U - R - L!!!

Butt-head: How about the U - R - A - WUSS !!!

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Beavis: Whoa! What happened?

Butt-head: I kicked your ass, that's what happened!

Beavis: I need TP, TP, TEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Note: You really can get free T.P. at:

http://community.borland.com/museum/