I AM CORNHOLIO!!!

Jul 19, 1994, 4:25 PM ET19 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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IJ>>I loved this episode, one of the best ever. IJ>>"Where I come from, we have no bunghole"

IJ>I agree .. It was one of my favorites of all time. I've been walking around IJ>for IJ>3 days saying "I have no Bunghole!'

IJ>Everyone thinks I'm nuts I think!

Yeah, me too. But did you pull your shirt over your head? ;P

"ARe you Threatening me?"

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This was one of the funniest episodes I have ever seen. The first shot of Beavis in the classroom, mumbling incoherent nonsense, was just priceless, especially with Butt-head just looking at him and laughing.

I've tried to tell people about it, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.

I wonder when the first rerun of "The Great Cornholio" will air? I've got to get it on tape.

I also thought "Vs. the Vending Machine" was great, especially the final shots of Butt-head eating the 12 orders of nachos and Beavis yelling, "BUTT-HEEEEEEEAAAAADDD!!!!!"

"Are you threatening me?"

"Our people are without bungholes."

Beavis RULES!

Drew Shirley

In article Drew Shirley writes:

How true!! I am 60-years old and **LOVE** Beavis & Butthead for its comedic satire. It's hilarious -- even the constant reruns are funny. Trouble is there is nobody I can discuss it with because none of my friends watch (naturally). So here I am chuckling away and wanting to talk about the show with nary a person to talk to because they would think I AM crazy. Heh! I have the same trouble with the Simpsons!

Thank goodness for this group sharing Beavis & Butthead with each other so I have some feedback.

Dorothy

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GREAT!!! I'm glad to see prior generations enjoying it as much as I am (I'm 25).

You know, no one had trouble with Bart Simpson flushing a cherry bomb down the toilet, but Beavis & Butthead can't do it. Bastard censors.

-->Chris

Chris Bradley | "Chris is missing that circuit that the rest of us have [email] | that makes us ask ourselves, 'Should I or shouldn't I [email] | say this..." -- A Co-worker in a meeting at work

T-P for my bunghole (T-P = toliet paper, remember when Staurt's mom was talking about it?) The new Beavis kicks ass he kicks ass True believers of the supremity of Beavis have been avenged against those Butt-head believers (including Judge himself). Not that B-h doesn't kick ass but Beavis kicks B-h in the nads, the nads, the nads

Okay, so I've been going around this week, spreading the gospel of Cornholio, trying to tell everybody that it was the funniest episode I've ever seen (not that anybody really cares--fans of the show already know it was hysterical, and buttmunches who don't like it think it was stupid anyway...) The point of this is, all I can remember Beavis saying was, "I am Cornholio; I need tp for my bunghole. Where I come from, we have no bungholes. Are you threatening me?" This much, of course, is enuf to cause me to collapse in hysterics, but I'm wondering, did he say anything else as Cornholio that I'm not recalling?

CORNHOLIO RULES! HE RULES!

bob

bob sullivan | "Did you lose your faith in god? Does your conscience [email] or | always get you down? Fall to pieces, rough and [email] | tumble... Does your conscience always get you down? | These days it's all in the mind -- it's elemental."

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Hey buttmunch, yeah he said other stuff. He said:

"Bunghole! bunghoooooole!" "Would you like to *see* my bunghole?" "Come out with your pants down!" "Nicaragua!" "Arriba! arriba!" "You will give me TP, bunghole!" "Do not make my bunghole angry!" "Do you have any oleo?" "The principal! He will give me TP!" "I would hate for my bungholio to get oleo[????]" "I no need hall pass, I need oleo for my bunghole!" "I have no bunghole!" "Bungholio!" "My people, they are without bunghole!"

Don't get me wrong, Cornholio rules and stuff, but since when does Beavis know what "oleo" is? Also, why didn't they just go all out and have him say "I am Bungholio!" What the hell is this Cornholio thing anyway?

I love it when he was pacing back and forth in class going "Bunghole! bunghooooooole!"

Later dillholes, Drew

Drew Davidson \\ Raleigh, NC \\

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You mean you'd rather have him say, "I am Bungholio; I need tp for my bunghole..."? Isn't that a little redundant?

I'm not totally sure about this, but I thought "cornholing" was a term for buttf*cking.

On this same topic, oleo is that butter substitute, isn't it? That would make it greasy, wouldn't it? (Yuck.)

bob

bob sullivan | "Did you lose your faith in god? Does your conscience [email] or | always get you down? Fall to pieces, rough and [email] | tumble... Does your conscience always get you down? | These days it's all in the mind -- it's elemental."

In article , [email] (Bob Sullivan) wrote:

Reminds me of the infamous butter scene in "Last Tango in Paris"...

That movie really sucked!

Felicity Kusinitz [email] "Thank you for coming to Loews. Sit back and relax. Enjoy the show."

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Beavis: Tango! TANGO! TANGOOOO!

bob sullivan | "Did you lose your faith in god? Does your conscience [email] or | always get you down? Fall to pieces, rough and [email] | tumble... Does your conscience always get you down? | These days it's all in the mind -- it's elemental."

Cornhole = Bunghole, dumb ass. huh-huh-huh. . . .

I only saw this once, but I could've sworn I heard Beavis say that he had "polio in his bungholio" and that McDicker later made reference to his prophesizing epidemics. Was I on a sugar rush or did that really happen ?

The Great Cornholio rules.

  • Bob

Well, at Penn State some people use the term "Cornholer" to describe a homosexual [in a degrading manner]. However, in the movie "Needful Things," when Buster came back to his house and found all the tickets, one said "for cornholing your mother." So it could be either of those, though Beavis probably couldn't understand either.

In article [email] (Bob Sullivan) writes:

This is the ONE episode I missed. Actually, I caught the last two minutes and laughed hysterically. Have they shown it again? No. Have they shown all the other new ones at least once? Yes. Looks like I'm gonna be poised on the record button of my VCR for all eternity....

No way, fart-knocker -- that movie ruled! It had, like, a babe and a guy and they were, like, heh-heh-heh-hmm-hmm-hmm...... ;-)

John Christovassilis [email] [email]

IK>I loved this episode, one of the best ever.

IK>"Where I come from, we have no bunghole"

You got it dude. This has got to be one of the best (old or new) B&B's ever to come out. Beavis has finally stepped out of the shadow of Butthead and if this is a sign of things to come, watch out for Beavis!

"I am Cornholio....I need TP for my bunghole"

"Are you threatening me?"

"I am Cornholio...come out with your pants down"