King Turds Cool News Report

Tonight on WTRD, news at 10, we report on the coolest guy ever...

KT you could do it much better than that inebriated miscreant, you could like ride your minibike uh like 150 mph down the street, and like pop a wheelie, there would be all these chicks in bikinis cheering you on, they would be jumping up and down and their fine boobies would be going floobity floobity yeh yeh, there would also be numerous camel toads of the most exquisite variety, uh and then you could stand up, with one foot on the seat, and one foot on the handlebars to steer, and yell out "I AM KING TURD YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME" yeh yeh, and then uh, the lawnmower that you were dragging behind you by the handle, yeh yeh, you could start swinging it around and around your head, yelling "YAARGH YAARGH" like over and over, the mower running full blast, then like a whole herd of elks just happen to be scampering across the road, and the mower decrapitates them all, "VENGANCE IS MINE YOU PUNY LITTLE CREEPS" you cry out ha ha, then you like fling the mower way up in the air, and it falls back down and like there's this humongous explosion that puts this ultimate crater in the street, then the water main breaks and water is spraying everywhere, water fills up the crater, the chicks all pull off their bikinis and jump into the crater pool, they're all splashing around and rubbing there boobies and squealing "OH KT PLEASE DO US YOU BIG STUD" huh huh and then

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Holy crap, that was the coolest post in all of usenet history!

huh huh thanks dude, uh i just "let it flow" huh huh huh ;-)