I know its hard to believe, but even burritos can suck sometimes. Like the one I ate today. It was one of those high quality ones you get when you find some money on the street, from Taco Bell, the spicy chicken burrito from the value menu. Well, the damn burrito had it out for me and a bunch of taco bell spice sauce soaked ricelets fell all over my crotch...would might have been cool had it not been covered by my pants that I had to wear for the rest of the day. So I ended up with a bunch of taco bell spicy chicken burrito rice dots all over my pants crotch. But the burrito still tasted damn good.
Sometimes even burritos can suck
Mar 19, 2005, 6:10 PM ET4 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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If you like, I'll mail you a spicy chicken burrito so you too can get rice spice dots all over your crotch. Not responsible for any non refrigerated food poising related sickness however. Are you Krusty the Klown? Sorry about what happened with sideshow Bob and all. What a fartknocker.
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I've heard that if you change them, that would fix it and make them far come comfy. I did that once and my nads were no longer chafed. It was a big relief.
On Sun, Mar 20, 2005, 3:29pm (EST+5), [email]
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Finding money on the street is cool! I once found a sock hidden in a bush with some $40 in it!
Might I suggest a napkin over your lap next time? :-)
Sucks to hear that. I bet you people would welcome it with open arms!
Hopefully that will be soon!