Gentlemen:
The following is an unpaid endorsement from a happy visitor to farts.com:
Long live the blessed relief of a serious FART. I have been a serious farter for a long time and I just want to say that I am finally glad to see thet there is a place where someone understands the beauty of the FART.
I usually blast one early in the morning. The FART perculates all night long and when I wake up it is ready to go. If I could record a few of my best ones you would probably wonder if my draws were still intact.
If I can, I'll record the best that I can do and download them.
May the FARTS be with you.