Daria's Masturbation Habits

In an article that shows*some* people have WAY too much time on their [email] writes:

Uhhh...hello.

Do cartoons masturbate? hmmm... you must have had a brain shut-down or something. Cartoons masturbate when you are... they're like waiting for you to start and then they go wild! Didn't you know that? emeheheheheheheheh... (put a towel over your tv set when starting to "wank")

Don, hello and stuff... Like who really cares if Daria masturbated? She's like uhh....ummm.... a picture that Mike Judge drew. She's not a real person, she has no real address, she is not representative of any stereotype, and ... SHE'S A CARTOON! emeheheheheh...

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

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masturbating...we know he does... YEAH, YEAH! you're right!

What about the Monkey Boy? We see him there...

Uhhh...ummm ..... Like, everybody's been paying attention and stuff... emehehehe... WHOA!

CherylAnn temporarilyinsane istillloveeverybody pleasepasstheprozacemehehehehehehehehehe

Mario Alejandro Hidalgo wrote:

Sigh....I suppose I'll have to admit to something as unkewl as actually collecting and reading the B&B comic books (please tell me I'm not the only one!). Believe me when I tell you that I am the only person within 15 years of my age in the comic book store!

In the recent one with the story about B&B taking the class trip to the Amish country, we actually get to SEE Beavis masturbate! At least you see the bed vibrating....the look on his face when he inoculates....and Butt-head making a comment on the, um, output.

I never LOL'd at the comic book epichoads till this one....

"Rowing the man in the Love Boat" is another.

Not that a man of the cloth would endorse such a disgustipating practice, or stuff.

i$b

In article , [email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:

What about "spanking the beaver"? Or is that just us Canuckian chicks?

Allison Buttland

"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."

Meheuehemm...how about "playing the furry fiddle" or "jilling off" or "muffbuffing"? Meheuehemem...grooming the mound...

drewbob

Uuhhh...didn't the great Butthead himself already mention a perfect expression for it? (Not in this context, though.) How about "Stroking the beard", or something? (Damn, we're smooth!)

Martijn.

Words for female masturbation... 'buffing my nails' is my personal favorite. 'polishing the pearl' is a good one... eve

Subject: Re: Daria's Masturbation Habits From: [email] (Supergirl) Date: 22 Mar 1996 22:06:01 GMT Message-ID:

Supergirl wrote,

Emehehehehe! A chick, and a chick from the great Pacific Northwest, especially one that lives close to one of the sponsors of the Buttland Olympic Team, NIKE and stuff!

Better yet, you live real close to the Minister of Sport (well, you have to like drive up to Seattle and stuff!)

Welcome to Buttland!

Later, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee

PS--I'm using my sucky Scamerica Online account. Email me at [email]

PPS--Would twirling the twine work? Emehehehehe!

Don't forget to "stroke your beaver".

Allison Buttland

"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."

Rev. I. $awyer Browneye wrote:

emmmmhehehehe...how about "Petting the kitty" or "Beating the Carpet" or "Plugging the Hole"...emmmhehehe...Damn excess hormones, I need a chick!

In article , Mike wrote:

I had a girlfriend that called it "shoving off".

• Don

(shh... I'm not really here... ;-))

Rolling the marble. Petting the llama. Marinating the love tortilla. Flooding canal street. Making soup.

If you've ever been around these parts, you may have heard of the Border Cafe. A group of us were eating there three years ago, and somehow masturbation came (heh) up (heh), right as the waitress was about to take our, um, order. My roommate asked her if she wanked; "of course." She got a good, um, tip.

--Matt

On 14 Mar 1996, Matt Bruce wrote:

Seem to remember CherylAnn calling it "rubbing the rose," too.

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Paul van de Graaf ([email]) wrote:

Like this spelling of women sucks.. huh huh huh

Like you suck, Santino. Womyn rule here. If you have a problem, go over to alt.sex.motss with te rest of the harvard boyz.

[email] (Erdem Onder) wrote:

Turdball! I think you need a proper asskicking and pronto!

This is Buttland's National Chick's Week (er month, er well hell let's dicklare it the Year of the Chick), and I as the first Knight of Buttland will rise (mehemehem *RISE* heh hem) to defend the honor of my country-womyn.

Buttland is a matriarchal society where womyn rule (They RULE!!!) and can spell their name any way they damn well want to. And it is the duty of the men of Buttland to worship and defend and generally be pleasure machines for these cool chicks.

If you defy this natural order, I'll kick your ass into the next time zone. Buttmunch! If you had ever watched B&B you would know that the only correct spelling is womyn. By spelling it women, you are only demonstrating that you are a bigger patriarchical bunghole than Pat Buchanan.

If I were you, I would grovel at the feet of Queen Allison and Sekmet and Lady Wanktress and Kathy Deimer and beg forgiveness lest they set the Knights of Buttland on your pathetic scrawny ass.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

In article [email] (Paul van de Graaf) writes:

Emehehehehehehe....yeah...that one was uhhh... like made up or something. Rubbing noses rules! (unless there's like a lot of cold and flu's going on or something) My favorite "line" is: "Hi there handsome...I've got a little furry kitten, with the cutest little wet and pink nose. Would you like to rub my kitty's nose?" NONONONONO! I've never USED that line...just thought it was original and stuff.

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

In article that ummmm...made me blush or something, (John Strong) writes:

Emehehehehehehe.....whoa! Come to "Beavisette"!

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

Umm, yeah. That's how they get White Out. ehemehem hemehe ehe

thankyoudrivethrough.

-Michele La Wankstress

In article , [email] (Beavisette) wrote:

you to

No, I didn't know that...and thanks for the suggestion!

person,

CherylAnn, I can't just take your word on this. I'll need some proof!

• Don