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S04E31 The Great CornholioretroJan 7, 199618 months later5 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Felchboy the Dumbass wrote:

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Just when I thought my life was getting easier, look what happens. It's people like this who should not be allowed to reproduce. Having genes from a moron like this floating in the gene-pool is a sure cause for the extinction of the human race. I mean what kind of half-wit posts .GIF's? Especially to a NON-BINARY NEWSGROUP!!!

OK, enough of the nice stuff...here comes the part where I go postal on this guy.

Ummmm...wait a minute. I think this sucks, this sucks so bad I feel a seizure coming on.... AAAAAHHHHHHH You stupid felching, little boy fucking nimrod!!! What the hell do you think this is, your own personal binary library? Well shit for brains, IT'S NOT!! THIS IS NOT A BINARY FUCKING NEWSGROUP!!! You thought you'd try to be cool by posting this crap here, and using the name Beavis. But the only thing you have served to prove is your complete ineptitude and the slander of the holy name of Beavis.

My God!! What the hell has happened! I know I've only been around for what 5 months now, but I remember when 10 posts a day in this group was a lot! Did Mommy and Daddy buy all their homosexual (I say that in ref. to the Beavis Gay? posts) kids a PC with Virtual Stupidity, internet access and the B-n-B newsgroup already loaded on it? Damn! Some of these people are alright, but it's the people who think this is the repository of knowledge for V.S. and/or their own binary library who get me so pissed.

Here's a question for the older members (ie. been here as long, or longer than I). Is there a FAQ anywhere for this group? If so, could someone post it on a regular basis.

Mike "Sir-Ass-Kicker of Buttland" Morris Keeper of the "Keep you Damn Binaries out of here" vigil Open but under construction: http://www.geopages.com/Hollywood/2906/ You may take a bullet for me, and I will be greatful. But I will not

Chill out...

So where exactly does it say in the "Internet Lawbook" that you can't post binaries to a newsgroup just beacuse it doesn't say alt.******.binaries? The bandwidth is plenty. If you don't want them, DONT DOWNLOAD THEM.

In message , Mike Morris wrote:

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I can probably be considered an elder of the group. Been here following it since July 1994. Let's see what I've got for a FAQ... The one I have is from August 1995. Might be a newer one at:

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http://calvin.hsc.colorado.edu/ This is one of the most complete sites you'll find. The episode guide can be found here as well as the HTML version of the FAQ, polls from the newsgroup, etc.

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Please send all updates to C.E. Forman ([email]) or Chris Wallner ([email]).

Scot J. Trudeau [atbnb Special Forces <tm>] Follower of the Keeper of the "Keep you Damn Binaries out of here" vigil [email]