I went to deja-news to see how many times we posted here. Some of the long posts (such as the BnB video guide) is divided into sections there so they count too.
Baz Wylde 27 Buttmunch/Butt Dude 35 (counting this post) Cat/Sekhmet 416 CyberButt 36 EEK! 35 Gary M. 175 Gay Cartoons R Us/Sinister Gay Puppet 215 Hamster/Tom Bird 137
In article Butt Dude writes:
Dammit! I don't have *that* much to say... do I??? hehemeheheheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
mehheh You actually had much more to say! DejaNews doesn't get nearly all of the posts.
Gary M. :^)
BTW - CherylAnn, is it true???? (SF?)
You're right Gary, DejaNews didn't archive every post here. I noticed none of my flame forms I posted last summer aren't there. However, the video guide updates I posted are divided into 8 sections each so they should compensate for my missing posts. So that's about how many I posted.
CherylAnn, I'll let you know when you reach 500 posts. I'll award you with something special (an idea I got from another newsgroup).
BD
In article Butt Dude writes:
My bunghole will be most happy. hehemeheheheh....hehemeheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody and I talk a lot and stuff........
Ahhh, butt never enough to satisfy our hearts!
Gary M. :^)
In article "Gary M." writes:
whoa! that sucks... I mean... it PROVES TO THE WORLD that I have NO LIFE... hehemeheheheheh dammit!
huh? what? really.... what?
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Yeah, mehheh...ME TOO! ... One Saturday night, my daughter was gone and I could have gone to the beach (and maybe scored :D ), but instead, I spent the night on the internet!
I was told that I should 'get a life.' I responded, " I HAVE a life...and lots of cool friends on the net and stuff."
So there!
Gary M. ;^)
I have lots of friends, too.. but they're all in my head uh uh ;)
Whoa! whoa! uh...hehehmeheh... Internad RULES! hehemeheh!
Hey! me too! I have a life... it's just not like *their* life .. knowhutimean?
On Thu, 22 Jan 1998 16:41:49 GMT, [email] (Sekhmet) wrote:
Greetings and salutations, Most Magnificent Goddess CherylAnn,
uh, i hate to be the one to brake the news to you, butt i think Mr. Giant Ant Obsession like has a crush or somethign --- on YOU!!!
i was liek thinking abote this, and hey!
mebbie you two should like get married!!!
yeah you read that rite --- MArR13D!!!
you could liek invite all of atbnb!!! to the wedding, that is :-)
just meak shure to hire a caterer, soemone who doe'snt know Gary's recipes!!!
im liek 100% SERIOUS here and stuff!
your liek both the same age grope,
anad you all liek k3wl stuff like
turds and beavis and uh, stuff, and
yore both sutherners (yee-hah) and
well, if yer DONT git hitched,
IT JUST AINT FITTING!
IT JUST AINT FITTING!!
IT JUST AINT FITTING!!!if Gary backs out, hes a wuss!!! a GonnaGetHisAssKickedWUSSIE!!!
you could rite a book abote it, "Dottir of Gary Has Two Mommies" yeh yeh then youd get money and stuff and nachos (with fly sauce) :-)
it wood be cool, even i, Lumpy, wood like attend the bigg seremoanie. we cood all throw dried ants insted of rice! or mebbie just live ants! or mebbie goat poop!
i wood crie forever (like a wuss!) ifen you married him, but i no youd be happier with Gary couze hes cool, and not the villidg idjiot (like yours trulie!) so this holie union has MY BLESSING!!!
so how abote it group? HELLO, is this a good ideyuh, or what??????????????
ibcnu (at the weddink),
Lumpy [weeping] CamshaftUhhhh, damn Lumpy . . . and here all this time I thought you really cared about CherylAnn, and now you think she should marry ME? And have to eat MY gourmet cooking for the rest of her life? (hehheh, which could be pretty short with MY recipes).
Arggghhhh...there's that 7 letter word again :^O
heh that would be cool...
WHAT???? (fartknocker) ;)
Uhhhh, this sounds like a shotgun wedding or something ;)
Mehheh hehheh . . . that would be really cool (uhhhh, I hope they're not as big as the ones that hang out around my house!) :^O
<SNIF> <SNIF> Whoa, this is making me cry-n-stuff. Lumpy, a marriage based on tragedy could never last! :( I think she would always have feelings for you . . . HEY, if I marry her, she BETTER NOT be feeling you!!!
She _does_ have two thingies . . . maybe we could share? Dammit, why did I have to say that? Now CherylAnn's gonna kick my ass for saying that!!! :^O
Uhhhhh, I better shut up and stuff before I get in even MORE trouble! Besides, CherylAnn is her OWN woman . . . She might not even want either of us buttmunches!!!
Gary M. :^)
In article "Gary M." writes:
Uh... I could like have a short life... or something! hehehemeheheh.... uh..wait I think I messed that up...
Well, not really... look its like letters and NUMBERS ;-)
Invitations in da emailz.
Cool! Guns and weddings! What a combination.
Wait... uh.. Oh this is confusing and stuff... *who* wants *me*???
KICKED!
Hey! Don't I even get ASKED???
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
The Attention Is Gonna Make Me Egotistical Which Is Totally Against My Buddhist Beliefs.....
You want to get ASSED???? ;^O
(_|_) (_O_) (_|_) THERE! Now you've been assed! ;)
In article "Gary M." writes:
Uh...whoa! No... I said uh... a s K e d. :-o
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Sekhmet wrote in article ...
writes:
Uh, nobody else will get round to it... they are all too scared... CherylAnn baby, marry me! Please! I want to scor .. um .. be able to respect you as a chyk... and see your thingies ummm....
Hamster
In article "Tom Bird" writes:
Hey...hehemeheheh... this is cool!!! hehemeheh...
This is gonna KICK ASS!!! ehemeheheh...
"Old chyk wants attenshun, will marry ne1." Hehemeheheheh...
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
uh... you talkin' to me???
wha??? uh... crushing me how??? I'm scared.
WHAT?
WHAT??
YOU HEARD ME... WHAT???
Oh my goodness... hehemeheheh... oh no....heheheheheh
100% Cyrius? hehemeheheh
ROTFLMAO!!! this is great. I agree... it just ain't fitting!
Heheheheh... this RULES! heheheheh
money? for like writing stuff? COOL! I'm ready.
uh... mebbe hold off on the goat PooP until I get a pooposal or something.
butt... see I thought you and I had this thing.. this kinda mistycal uh... thing.
NONONONO! Uh.. .. ok, it's like this. I'll married the first one of you dudes that ask and mean it. :D
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody butwillonlymarryONE
On Sat, 24 Jan 1998 07:19:51 GMT, [email] (Sekhmet) wrote:
[jumbo nachos with ant sauce SNIP]
^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ WHOA, liek no one ever said dat too me befoare! :-)
hoo boy! we's got us a live one here!
===
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===dad: Dang it Lumpy, are you still on that moe-dumb???
me: gee, dad, doe'nt worry, im' cutting down!
dad: YOU CALL SEVENTEEN HOURS EVERY DAY "CUTTING DOWN"!?!
me: um, it was just sixteen yesterday!
dad: Don't you sass me, boy!
me: sorry, hey, don't touch that modem!
dad: Ain't you ever gonna go out of the house, Lumpy?
me: but i did go out a little yesterday, dad!
dad: Leaning out the window and throwing bricks at wild goats doesn't count, and you know it!
me: i can't help it if i gots angoraphobia, dad!
dad: What's that there on the screen?
me: uh, oh, that's like sometign i gotta tell you,
it's like, uh, well, dad, uh, theires like this
internad chick who i liek, uh, um, er , uh um..dad: Spit it out, boy!!
me: we have to get married!
dad: HOLY SMOKES BOY!!! YOU DONE WENT AND KNOCKED UP SOME DAME OVER THE MOE-DUMB!?!?!?!?!?!?!
me: shes not a dame, dad, shes a chick and a goddess
dad: SHE'S GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN, BOY!?!?!?!?!
me: well, not eggsactly, i dunno! its complerkaetid
dad: HOW IN THE HECK DID YOU FORNICATE THROUGH THISSY HERE MOE-DUMB, BOY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
me: no, dad, please don't touch the modem!!!
dad: I'LL TOUCH THE MOE-DUMB WHENEVsrgjs;gmsgjstdgbjmt
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Lumpy, you get another on for this post...ROTFLMAO!!!! for this post!!!
ButtHead: "Beavis this is the coolest thingie that I've ever read!"
Beavis: " hehheh, fartknocker, you can't read..."
ButtHead: "Shuttup Beavis... this was cool! The ending really kicked ass!!!"
Beavis: "Ooohhhhh yeaaaahhhh, mehhheh...cool!"
Gary M. :^)
Lumpy, you could sell your cool writings and make lots of money ($$) and then many chicks will want to score with you and...uhhh, never mind!) ;)
Gary M. wrote in article ... [snippyyy]
Uh, thingie reading? Is that like palm reading?!?
Hamster
Yeah, mehheh, only it takes ALOT longer! ;D
Gary M. :^)
In article "Gary M." writes:
Yeah... Lumpy should like sell cool writings and make money#x27;s and chyk's will be like all over the place ... hehemeheh... yeah, I've got friends.....
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Uh....... you said, "longer"............... hehehmeheheheheheh...ehehmeheh...
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
On Fri, 23 Jan 1998 06:51:31 GMT, [email] (Lumpy Camshaft) wrote:
That would be cool! I heard that chicks put out on their wedding night! It's, like, a law or something.
CyberButt
On Fri, 23 Jan 1998 06:51:31 GMT, [email] (Lumpy Camshaft) wrote:
That would be cool! I heard that chicks put out on their wedding night! It's, like, a law or something.
CyberButt
This is true (from someone who HAS been married). Butt then 6 months later, you will score less than when you were single!!! Thank God, for the invention of monkey-spanking! ;)
Gary M. (who's monkey is almost worn out!) ;)
yeh..even chicks who marry other chicks, have to put out.
yes.. what do you think god was doing, when he *rested on the 7th day*? he was inventing monkey-spanking :)
ehehe almost worn out? eheh worn outside of your pants? ehehe
In article "Gary M." writes:
Uh... like I was married and um.. yeah, pretty much what Gary says. *sigh*
Thank Our lord Beavis that I found my monkeyette......
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Sad, isn't it, CherylAnn... :(
Sekhmet wrote in article ...
writes:
*sigh*
Uh huh hey, CherylAnn, y'remember I said I'd marry you - I wouldn't let you down! Heheh I got wood! Like a big CaNADian Redwood or something...
Hamster
Yeah, mehheh, and he said once in a previous post that hamsters nads are, like, 1/3 of the entire body size, or something! ;)
Gary M. :^)
uh uh his wood is red.. must be sore from all that masturbating ;)
"Sad"??? _Maaaan!!!_ I could tell you *such* stories... oy! :-<
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Ohhhhhh yeah....heheheheheh... now I 'member... ehmeheheh You, big CaNADian Redwood, wood... hemheehehehehemeheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Sekhmet wrote in article ...
writes:
for
you
Hehe CherylAnn baby, the redwood's ready for you... climb up and slide down it...
Hamster
uh... Owwwwwwwwwwww! heheheh... ow...hemeheheheh..oww...ehemeheheh
CherylAnn ydobyrevEevoLI
Sekhmet wrote in message ...
Whoa, I still count !! ;-) That's pretty cool and stuff.
Hey girlfriend, everyone has *that* much to say. Hehhehehe
Baz wrote in article ...
Yeah, I think it's proven that chicks talk to much, but that's ok because we overcompensate with or minds and our thingies.
EEK! wrote:
^^^ ^^^^^^^^
You said, "our thingies" :^D :^D :^D :^D :^D
Gary M. :^)
Baz wrote:
Ahem...(Hey baby...) Baz, you will always count here. Glad you could stop by! (And if DejaNews really kept all the posts, yours would probably be more like 427)!
Gary M. :^)
In article "Baz" writes:
Dammit Baz! How many times do you have to be told and stuff? hehehemeh
ohhhhhh YEAH!!!... hehehehehmeheheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Baz wrote in article ...
Baz! Cool!
Hemem 137 - that's cool.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ehehehehee *thespians* ehehehe
Nuh uhhh! *Libyans* hehemeheheh!
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
ummm, like what about me and stuff?
Sekhmet wrote in message ...
Andrew: 94 posts since Jan 20, 1997 (DejaNews doesn't get them all)
Gary M. :^)
Gary M. wrote in article ...
94?!? I've only seen a handful (crappy Demon news servers)
Hamster
ehehe *handful* ehehehe *poop* eheh
Minstrool Krampz wrote in message ...
he's like wrong and stuff. i POSTed here 47 times
DAMMIT!!!! That's what DejaNews said . . . (they suck anyway!)
Gary M. :^O
yeah yeah FIRE! FIRE! oh, sorry, i just get a little carried away sometimes.
What about me? I didn't post at least 27 messages? I'm sure of it.
Butt Dude wrote:
Wallace : 66 posts since Jan 20, 1997 (Dejanews doesn't get them all)
Gary M. :^)
Here are the latest numbers:
Andrew Levin 54 Baz Wylde 28 Buttmunch/Butt Dude 37 (counting this post) Cat/Sekhmet 446 CyberButt 50 EEK! 39 Gary Majors/Gary M. 205 Gay Cartoons R Us/Sinister Gay Puppet 215 Hamster/Tom Bird 141 Lumpy Camshaft 5
Butt Dude wrote in article ...
I'm surprised it counted an increase for me... I accidentally put my REAL email address in my newsreader (wondered why I was getting so much shitty spam) but I've corRECTUMmed it now.
Hamster
Tom Bird wrote in message ...
Uhhh, are you the one sending me sleazy chick stuff? That sucks and stiff. heheheh, I just wanted another ntoch on my belt befoer I leave for good, although I've posted probably thousands of posts in my day. *sigh* All I can say is some one has a lot of time on thier hands (Probably other stuff too, uh huh huhuh), namely Butt Dude
TCFKAB
On Mon, 26 Jan 1998 22:26:56 -0000, "Baz" wrote:
uh, hi Baz, reemember me??? you knoe i just looked and a long time ago, i rote:
TCFNAB
butt i was a dumbass!!! and put "N" for "Known"!?!
so i wass happie to see that you fixed it to "K" so its
TCFKAB
BUTT even thats noe good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! becouse liek the ENTIRE WORLD loves Baz, so liek you shode post here agine!!!
if you feel liek it!
then youd'e be:
TCSKAB
(S=Still)
??????????????????????????????? oh yeeh, whadda youse think of:
CherylAnn marrying Hamster ????????????
they coulde like meet halfway (at youre place!!!) and have a big weding their. she dessirves a young virrel guy liek Hamster, so ???got any ideeas???
yer olde pal, Lumpy
In article "Tom Bird" writes:
Yeah... that does suck when you get all that spam! Butt, it's good you are all correcutummed or something now... ehemeheh...hemeheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
On Tue, 20 Jan 1998 18:04:24 -0800, Butt Dude wrote:
Whoa, he's scoring at home!
Uh huh huh, I scored.
Wait a minute.... No... no, I didn't.
AHHH!! I'M NOT SCORING!
DAMMIT!
who? where? I can't see!!! Dammit!!!
ok.
ok...
Settle down and like, take a deep breath. Try to think about a nice place... someplace quiet and peaceful where you can be alone with yourself for a while. hehemeheheh... let us know how it goes. Hehemeheheh!
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
On Tue, 20 Jan 1998 18:04:24 -0800, Butt Dude wrote:
Whoa, he's scoring at home!
Uh huh huh, I scored.
Wait a minute.... No... no, I didn't.
AHHH!! I'M NOT SCORING!
DAMMIT!