British beef rules!!!

Have you seen those cows with BSE....they look like they're stoned or something. So like if you want to get wasted cheaply just eat beef from Britain.

Dave

That were great that were or something...

Yea, you get high... then my friend, you die!!!

UKtime wrote:

I've been going around to resturants asking people how the "London Broil" is today.

I'll droll... huh huh, huh huh.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

This is really disturbing. Doesn't the fact of mad cow disease in and of itself tend to indicate that eating meat of any kind is leading to the ultimate breakdown of the environment? You know, ever since I changed to a Vegan lifestyle some years ago, I find that I have much more energy than when I was still abusing our animal equals by drinking their milk or, heaven forbid, eating them. I find that the fewer animal products I use, the better my karma is, because I am no longer exploiting Nature's most magnificent creation -- life.

Now, if only we could find a way to survive without exploiiting the humblest members of creation, the Plant Kingdom. I guess until they learn to vocalize in some fashion, though, they are probably doomed to remain at the bottom of the food chain. Still, I often dream of the day when all of mankind's food supply will come from our laboratories, so that no living thing will have to suffer just to satisfy man's insatiable appetite.

You loser. How do you think humans got this far along? BY EATING MEAT YOU CARROT-GNAWING FELTCHER! Criminy, I hate hearing vege-weanies whining about killing fluffy animals and ostracizing me for sucking down greasy, cholesterol- packed meat by-products. Hey, you like cute Mister Moo-Cow, then by all means throw a fence up in your backyard and feed the bastard for the rest of his life.

You may be so chocked full of karma, you fart happy energy. But, I'm a meat-eating asshole, and in a barfight I'd get super-protein-powered medieval on your ass.

P.S. If you DID have a cow in your backyard, I'd just break the fence down and have a BBQ on your patio.

Why so hateful, brother? The Earth provides us with a number of wonderful, tasty alternatives to the carnivorous lifestyle! The cow blesses us with her milk and her fertilizer; why serve her for dinner too? Whether you choose to admit it or not, animals have souls like we do!

You speak as if that is something to be proud of, but it is not. It is just that attitude that has led to wars and death for countless millions of people over the centuries. You may sneer at the concept of karma, but you will not sneer when it catches up with you, my brother.

I do not believe that you would. I will pray to the Goddess that you come to your senses, and soon.

Blessed Be, Stewart

Godfatherofsoul ([email]) wrote:

WHOA! This dude kicks ass!! But if he's a feltcher, maybe he's doesn't have it in his _mouth_?! Whoa! he said "Suck"! Suck! Suck! Suck!

Whoa! Hey Yeager, can I join your gang? I bet you could kick Todd's ass! Oh yea, huhuhuhuhuh.. you said 'fart' then you said 'ass', then you said 'ass' again.. huhuhuh..

Yea, break it! BREAK IT!! BREAK IT DOWN! DOWN! DOOWWWWWWNNNNN!!! Kick his ass, BBQ his cow!! BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!!!!!! (*whoa must be that red meat blood lust in me..)

BTW, I'm a Vagi-tarian.. Uhh I only like eating chicks.. I'm like looking for a chick who's like a Peni-vore...

I laminate this dude for an immediate bid to the Buttland Royal Navy Officer Corp. He's exactly what the BRN TURDs need!!!

Steve

Bill, don't mind Dave. We don't know where he came from or why he started posting here, but it takes all kinds, I guess. I had a Burger King Double Cheeseburger for lunch and it tasted reeeeeeeeeal good.

Georgie

Is an environmeddler breakdown _REALLY_ disturbing? Also, ever since you went to the vegan lifestyle, you've been perfect List(TM)-fodder.

BTW, nature's most magnificent creation is ASPHALT! Sort it the fuck out, hippieboy.

Oh, all food will come from enclosed spaces, but they probably ain't gonna look like any lab you've ever worked in before.

Martin? Dave? Loony?

Hmmm,

trying to think of that quote from Beavis n'Butt-Head that would be appropriate (or highly inapporpriate) here ...

	"If meat's so bad for you, then how come it's food?"
				(Butt-Head)

...Damon

In message , Dave Edwards wrote:

Haven't you eaten any yet?? Hurry up felcher man.

You know, I ate English beef the other day and I dunno, it didn't do anything for me..ok, so I foamed at the mouth like a rabid dog for a while, but no more than than usual, though, heh heh Mheh heh heh m heh heh!

Alex, who once had that beef Welling..Well..Waterloo or something, Uh huh huh huh huh!

Quoting yeager from a message in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Yeah Yeah! Because, like, if meat was bad for you, then how come it's food?