HELP!!!

Stacy Snyder, like, said this or something:

Mhehehehehe, she said "land".

Uh, hey ba-by. Uhuhuhuhuhuh. Could you, like, land a little closer to my butt? That would be cool! Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

[blank stare] Uhhhhhh... okay. Like, just turn fast so I can see your underpants and stuff. Uhuhuhuhuh.

Skate to, like, GWAR or something. It rules! IT RULES! Mhehehehehehe. No, dumbass. This is, like, skating and stuff. Uhuhuhuhuhuh. She has to skate to music that a wus listens to, like Warrant or something.

Well, just give her one of your tapes, Butt-head. She can, like, find some wus music there. Mhehehehehehe.

Dammit, Beavis, don't make me go medieval on your ass. Uhuhuhuhuh.

Hmmmph, I can kick your ass, buttmunch. Mhehehehehe.

[Butt-head bitch-slaps Beavis across the face. As Butt-head rises to finish the job, Beavis kicks him in the jimmy.]

Nad-kicks rule! THEY RULE! Kick him in the nads! Kick him in the nads! Mhehehehehehe.

Like, you can help me polish my "wooden" skate soles. Mhehehehehehehe.

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H'm....she also said she needed HELP...which this beav'n'butt stuff isn't. r.s.s.i.r added to crosspost...a.t.b-n-b deleted from followups.

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[rest of moronic illiterate sales pitch deleted]

What nonsense. First of all, the CDA was declared unconstitutional some months ago. Secondly, anyone stupid enough to send this twit money deserves to lose it -- if the CFF were a bona fide organization it would have a bank account, and its "director" would not be asking you to make checks payable to *him*.

Finally, the jerk is posting from Colorado Springs, one of the major activity centers of the so-called "family values" lemmings, i.e., the very people who'd just *love* to get a collection of email addresses of their opponents.

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What nonsense. First of all, the CDA was declared unconstitutional some months ago. Secondly, anyone stupid enough to send this twit money deserves to lose it -- if the CFF were a bona fide organization it would have a bank account, and its "director" would not be asking you to make checks payable to *him*.

Finally, the jerk is posting from Colorado Springs, one of the major activity centers of the so-called "family values" lemmings, i.e., the very people who'd just *love* to get a collection of email addresses of their opponents.

Mark Tangard wrote:

Uhh, that's true, but remember, Reno still appealed, so it's goin' to the Supreme Court now, folks. Keep your modems crossed, 'cause Scalia and the other government-in-your-face-at-every-turn types just might decide that http://www.playboy.com ain't suitable for your eyes or mine. If we think sanely, that's 2 years in the joint.

Brent