He is a fat drunkard who sticks objects up peoples' butts if they mess with him.

Who is Harry Sachz?

I think the real question is who isn't Harry Sachz? There's a little Harry Sachz in all of us. I know there's a lot of Harry Sachz in me.

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WHOA...mehheh...there's a lot of Harry Sachz in you ????? ;O

As 'Gay Cartoon's 'R' Us' would say......gay, gayer than gay! ;^)

Well, I was speaking figuratively. I meant that, in a spiritual sense, we all possess elements of Harry Sachz. I cannot say that I am aquainted with what it is to have a 'hairy sack', because...well, may I make a very personal confession to this newsgroup? I've been reading all of your posts for so long that I feel... Well, not that I know you, exactly, but... I'm sure I'll never actually run into any of you on the street. Here goes: Although I prefer to keep my age confidential, let's just say that I have been eligible for Social Security for over 25 years now. Old enough to have drunk deeply from the cup of life, as it were... Although now, my pleasure is mostly restricted to a bedtime cup of hot Ovaltine, while stationed in France in 1917, I purchased the services of a comely prostitute, in order to experience the joys of hot female flesh. But when I removed my garments, she began to laugh at me, because you see, I have never pubed... Were you to see me, you might think me similar to any other strapping, highly mature stud. My wispy white hair and wobbling turkey neck would suggest a finely-honed sexual skill which would put soft, pink larvae like Leonardo DiCaprio to shame... But below the belt, I am as pathetic and hairless as the day I was born. This has been the great shame of my life. Despite my overtly macho exterior, I have always privately thought of myself as a mere 'baldy'... So that's my sad story. You may feel free to sneer at and deride me. I got used to that long ago in high school gym class. But please recognize the torment that I and other 'baldies' endure on a daily basis, knowing that our poor, wrinkly little sacks will never sprout the forests of thick, course, sweaty hair we envy so much of others... My one small comfort is that at least I'm not a hermaphrodite - now that's weird.

uh uh uh.. you need a "merkin" uh uh uh ;)

Forgive my astounding ignorance, but what's a 'merkin'? I have a feeling it's something you can't buy at Wal-Mart...

A merkin is...well.... it's a toupee.... but not for your head.. ;) It's for...err.. you know... uh uh... *down south* uh uh uh ;)

yeah, gayer than a french-chef with his sprigs of parsley

uh uh there's a lot of harry Sachz in you?? uh uh uh homo uh uh ;)

Yeah, he "sticks objects up peoples' butts". Queer... mm heh heh heh mmm.

yeh uh uh hey look - it's a CASACDE!!!!!!!! ;)

*butt-pirate* uh uh

On 11 Apr 1998 03:39:10 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

turd-burgler

bung(ee) jumper

ring-wrangler

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote to and alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:

== CyberButt wrote: == > == > On 11 Apr 1998 03:39:10 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us == > wrote: == > == > >yeh uh uh hey look - it's a CASACDE!!!!!!!! ;) == > > == > >*butt-pirate* uh uh == > turd-burgler == ring-wrangler

heaven humper

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Ye shall know the truth -- *The* Didaskalos

http://www.geocities.com/westhollywood/village/1360 http://www.glinn.com/pink

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[email] (CyberButt) wrote to and alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:

== On 11 Apr 1998 03:39:10 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us == wrote: == == >yeh uh uh hey look - it's a CASACDE!!!!!!!! ;) == > == >*butt-pirate* uh uh == turd-burgler

Football team Green Bay Fudge Packers?

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Ye shall know the truth -- *The* Didaskalos

http://www.geocities.com/westhollywood/village/1360 http://www.glinn.com/pink

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Butt Dude wrote:

Um, I'll take Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids for $500, Alex.

(Jeopardy is cool. Except you have to state your question in the form of an answer or something.)

Zamboni's Mom Friend to Goats (remove the "doo" to reply)

Yeah, like, "What is ... my butt?!"

Hi Zamboni's mom. Are you called that 'cuz you're the mother of the guy who invented that machine that smooths out the ice at skating rinks? Just wondering. I love those machines, and would like to own one myself one day, ice rink or not.

Grobbus wrote in article ...

I'd like to own one of those machines that have nachos in them when you go to the movies.

That would be cool.

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uh uh you said "move the chopped pork" ehehe then you said *on meat*

hey Tom, it's another Brit :) Howdy, British neighbor :)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

guy

myself

go

hey... dat's neighbour ^ UUUUU

Hehh pork her up the rind...

Hamster

Tom Bird wrote in article ...

Silly me. I didn't think about the rude & generally cheeky comments my new signature would provoke. Errr - I'm a dumbass.

eheh yeh your sig rules ehehe ;) I've been to Nott-IN-gham it ruled :)

oh yeah. Sorry i've lived over here for so long.. uh uh ;)

Yeah, a nachos machine would rule. I also want a machine that makes cotton candy. And a crappucino maker. And a stump grinder. And a steamroller. And a combine harvester. Only then will I score.

P.S. Dou you have a buttful o' chopped pork luncheon meat? Do you like it? Does yer underwear get greasy?

Grobbus, you're never gonna score. Huh huh huh. Dumbass.

Shows how much you know, buddy. I'm scoring right now, and typing with my left hand at the same time!

He's choking his chicken... uh huh huh huh.

LamaSivartDoz wrote in article ...

He's:

Stroking his weiner Corralling the tadpole Shining his helmet Having a tug of war with Cyclops

he's like, uh, masturbating. (Cool)

Martin

he's wanking

Martin Lowe wrote in article ...

with

he's spanking his monkey uh uh ;)

he's bashing his bishop uh uh ;)

This list RULEZ!!! so.. there will be a test later ;)

Grobbus wrote in article ...

Scoring only counts if it's with a chyk (or if you're a chick, it would be cool from my perspective to watch you score with another chyk but you could score with me...)

Hamster

Sorry, Hamster - I'm a guy. But here's the point: scoring with chicks is expensive. You've got the flowers, dinner, movies, etc., plus the $25 for the motel room, and of course whatever the chick charges. Then, there are all sorts of hidden costs like KY jelly and antibiotics. It can really add up. That's why I prefer to score the old-fashioned way: with your mom!

uh uh *life is coming up Rosey's* uh uh

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erhehehe he wants his *stump* grinding eheehehememe ;) ehhe *midget sex* ehehe

err... only on Palm sunday ehehe *Rosey-Palm Sunday* ehehehe

Those machines rule... I wnat to drive one, too :)

Hillbillies drive John Deere tractors... the rest of us like Zambonis. ehehe *bone* ehehe

I like...err.. know who you are, Zamboni's mom.... ...and you're pretty darn cool.... ;)