Ebay auction

Dec 19, 2003, 5:23 PM ET20 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

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King TurdDec 19, 2003, 5:23 PM ETalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I though you bungholes might see the humor in this. Yesterday there was a news story on yahoo bout some town in Arizona called Tortilla Flat that was for sale on ebay for like Eleventeen million bucks and I did a search and checked it out: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2352003025&category=1607

Above that, I saw this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2973549679&category=1467

at the time there was a bid for $10.00 on it!

Me, never being one to pass up a chance to make some money to spend on beer and chicks figured this guy had just discovered the Next Big Thing (not the big thing all the dudes in here are sporting after watching aghasee's boob video...) so I listed this... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2973612532&category=1467

I've got like 20 something emails about it already, posting some of them on the listing. People are dumb.

aghaseeDec 20, 2003, 6:59 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:WRKEb.19$[email]...

<snip>

Yeah. KT, maybe you can help me sell some turds on this ebay thing. You being a turd expert an all...

It's like, I have a little cat. A bastard, half Kharthuizer, half street cat. The stupid animal doesn't know yet it has to take his dumps *outside* the house. The thing is, I discovered some really well-shaped cat-turds this morning**. You'll immediately say: "sell them on ebay for being real turds". The problem is, however, I'll need one of those nuclear warfare-suits to approach them. They don't even smell like turds, they smell really alien like. How should I solve this problem? Please KT, you're my only hope. (copyright G. Lucas)

Thanks for your much valued input of turd-knowledge on this.

**I'll bloody shoot the SOB if he pulls that again!

JeniDec 20, 2003, 10:25 AM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

**speaking in best nerd voice** Uh, that line should've been Help me KT, you're my only hope, not "Please."

aghaseeDec 20, 2003, 1:50 PM ET↩ Jenialt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Jeni" schreef in bericht news:[email]...

I should have, like, known that. Especially because I'm like a fan of StarWars or something. This Han Solo dude has a cool spaceship, which goes like twelve-n-thirty gazillion miles per hour. Mhehheh... wOOOsh! Off we go! O yeah, and that Leia chick almost shows a nipple in one of the shows. Can't remember which one, I was like quite busy after I saw that scene.

And now I'm gonna take a giant dump on that stupid cat of mine, that'll theach him pooping inside the house. Dammit!

King TurdDec 20, 2003, 4:04 PM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"This Han Solo

My Hand Solo goes about twelve-n-thirty gazillion miles per hour. Mhehehe..wakkawakkawakka

Roy BattyDec 20, 2003, 7:16 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

                                                Episode Eleventeen:
                                                   A Choad Smoke

Somewhere in a glacier

far far far away Do you mean

like Oregon or something Shut up

beavis I'm introducing the film Err Two

Jedi Knights stranded on the Planet Butt fight

Imp-real Opp-freshen of a peaceful people That sucks,

it sounds like Van Dreisen Hey listen to this Beavis together

they mount an in-sur-erection or something huhhuhuhhuh and fall

in love with a beautiful Princess Urea Later they find Urea is their sister

heh Butthead didn't your uncle marry his sister Beavis stop messing with

that Goddammit you broke it Look butthead it's got tiny writing at the top

and and big writing at the bottom like in that Op-dicktions room, yeah, and she's

hot Beavis let's get out of here this film sucks

TYDT

Roy BattyDec 20, 2003, 2:39 PM ET↩ Jenialt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...

This is disappointing, I thought you californicators watched hippy films like 'Easy Rider' and 'Vanishing Point'. Far out. I don't dig all this Star Wars you lay on me man...

All the same have you tried making yourself that outfit tha Leia wears when she's captured by Jabba The Hutt (little known cameo by Kathy Bates, that)? I'm sure you could cut up some aluminium foil, or just paint it on. That would be cool...

Back, mostly on topic, what would happen if happen if B&B master the Jedi mind trick?

'all the nachos and porn is free...' 'all my nachos and porn is free...'

TYDT

evadDec 20, 2003, 7:19 PM ET↩ Roy Battyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 19:39:21 -0000, "Roy Batty" wrote:

Yeah, then they'd be all like " These are the boners you are looking for". It would be cool to see a Beavis and Butthead spoof star wars just to hear butthead say "use the force, or something". evad

Roy BattyDec 20, 2003, 7:02 PM ET↩ evadalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

'Err he's waving his extendable glowing rod at me Beavis, this Barf Gay-Der guy's starting to piss me off' 'Listen to his breathing, Butthead, he sounds like Billy-Bob after his -errr eleventeenth heart attack.'

TYDT

King TurdDec 20, 2003, 4:03 PM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I too have one of those little feline bastards. But mine never took a dump anywhere but his litterbox. He, like, paid attention in school or something. I would suggest buying a fire hose and connecting it to the fire hydrant near your house. Every time he starts to take a dump, unload 100000 psi of water on his cat ass and blast him through the wall. Then gently place him in his litter box and give him a cat treat when he po0Ps in his litterbox. Thats sure to work. Just make sure you aim the hose away from the TV. KT

JeniDec 22, 2003, 10:56 AM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"aghasee" wrote in message news:...

Huh, great minds think alike. I read KT's post when it was the only message on this thread and *thought* I posted something like 'imagine all the money to be made if he was willing to part with his turd collection,' but I don't see my reply in here.

So, like, here it is.

CyberButtDec 22, 2003, 6:25 PM ET↩ Jenialt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 22 Dec 2003 07:56:09 -0800, [email] (Jeni) wrote:

Where??

JeniDec 23, 2003, 9:25 AM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

You know, "here." Or there. That was it.

DIABOLICDec 20, 2003, 7:43 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

huh I keep putting spoof auctions up on ebay that basically publicise my web site but offer a picture of the item in jpg form mailed to the suckers - I regularly gets bids but normally they are from dudes or chicks who thought it was a good idea :-)

"King Turd" wrote in message news:WRKEb.19$[email]...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2352003025&category=1607

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2973549679&category=1467

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2973612532&category=1467

Roy BattyDec 20, 2003, 2:40 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

How about 'half eaten Weiner Dog ***MINT*** (no mustard, no reserve)' buy me now $600

TYDT

King TurdDec 24, 2003, 5:00 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2973612532&category=1467

If you guys go back there you can almost see Princess Turds boobs.

Roy BattyDec 24, 2003, 3:25 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"King Turd" wrote in message news:hYnGb.43482$[email]...