where is everyone? eheh dammit ehehehe
I go away for err...errr.. eleventeen days or something, and everyone else goes on vacation, too....dammit ehehehe
if you don't post (uhuh) soon, I'm going to have to start replying to my own posts (uhuh) and then pretty soon I'll have to bring on my othger personas to reply to my own replies.... eeheehee
err.. you get the picture.. uhuh.. post soon, or the bunny gets it. ;)
On 24 Jun 1998 03:08:52 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
Uh... What exactly are you thinking of doing to that bunny?
CB
<Ms. Crabtree> "WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAAAYYY??????????????" </Ms. Crabtree>
Like, I'm here and stuff... but there's really nothing worth posting.. I still love everyone (not to be mixed up with Cheryl Ann)... I'll post when there's something cool... like a picture of a naked dude (wink wink)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
Yep, it's already in the e-mail, EEK... and don't worry, I've lost a lot of weight since then.
On 24 Jun 1998 03:08:52 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
Well, GCRU, here's what everybody's been doing...
Hamster went away on vacation, or "holiday" as they say over in EnGLAND, and EEK! went with him and they're probably scoring right now. I'm pissed, 'cause as everyone knows, EEK! is my woman, and as soon as they get back I'll be putting the smack down on their sorry asses. Cheryl Ann, who's been going around for years saying "I Love Everybody", finally just snapped one day and walked into the post office last week and opened fire with an AK47 and killed 13 people before a customer finally wrestled her to the ground. She's being held without bail, and last I heard on CNN she was under a 24 hour suicide watch. Grobbus finally landed that job he'd wanted at Burger World (part time, 2nd shift, so that's why you won't find him online in the evenings any more). He hopes that this will eventually provide the experience he needs for his dream of opening that chain of McGrobbus hamburger joints. Lumpy got his sorry ass slapped with a sexual harassment civil suit by his dental hygenist, so now he's spending all his free time with his legal team planning his defense, which of course is very weak, contending that he was under the influence of the anesthetic when the alleged touching occurred. Of course it didn't help that they searched his condo and found those life size inflatable Real Dolls, and now no jury is likely to believe that he isn't a pervert. Gary left the house one day, telling his daughter that he was heading for the beach to make a really accurate count of the number of chicks thingies on view there, and maybe also score, and he hasn't come back yet. Andrew M. went to cruise sluts at a place called the Big Easy, got shitfaced and started a brawl and got cut up pretty bad. He's doing well though, considering, and they expect him out of intensive care maybe as early as tomorrow. As far as anyone knows, LamaSivertDoz is still around, but he's probably at the library working on coming up with his next clever quote to use for his sig. Or maybe he's still in the bathroom with his collection of Spank Magazines. Burt Ward is out there alive and well, but he's keeping a low profile, and trying to keep his whereabouts secret because of the people hunting for him that he still owes tapes to. Did I leave anybody out?
CyberButt
No way, this sucks! I'm not going leave my woman in jail and stuff! I need a wrecking ball, and a forklift, and a combine, and a backhoe, and a crane, and a bulldozer. heh heh oh and a getaway car.
As for me, I was at BotCon. As for tapes, anyone still waiting, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. (RS, JP, and DG, I have your tapes ready to ship today. My apologies I wasn't able to do so before I had to leave) Anyone else, PLEASE email me.
On 25 Jun 1998 13:57:23 EDT, Burt "Beavis" Ward wrote:
WHOA!!!! i saw that oncet, on the A-Team!!!!!!!!!!!
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im gonna bee sorrie, butt whats that??? ^^
WHAO! Debbie Gribson ordered the fire tapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!I touched a chick's butt once. And it was good.
:-) LUMP BOY
uhuh you pansy.. you watched the *A-Team* ehehe the Anus Team eheh
dammit.. don't you know the only epichoad of the *A-Team* that was worth watching was the 1985 one with Culture club in it, they were mistakenly booked into this hillbilly cuntry music club as "Cowboy George & the Cuntry Club"
Boy George rules... :)
On 28 Jun 1998 03:51:02 GMT, Gay Cartoon 'R' Us wrote:
WHAT WAS THAT??? I PITY YOU, FOOL!!! ;-)
are you sure that was'nt debbie gibson???
no, [address] Debbie Gibson has a big fat ass.... .. Boy George has a big fat ass and a huge nose!
On 29 Jun 1998 02:54:57 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
Big fat ass.
Huge nose.
I rest my case.
:-) Lumpy DGIF Camshaft (-:
dammit, boy george rules :)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
Gay gay, gayer than gay! Gayer than the gayest charmed quark in the gayest proton in the gayest atom in the gayest molecule in the gayest planet in the gayest solar system in the gayest spiral arm galaxy in the know gay universe!
No wonder you like him...
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
Dammit!!! Boy George RULES!!!! he's no pansy.. he used to beat up his boyfriend... he's a man's man! ehehehehhee dammit.. Boy George rules dammit :)
On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 04:28:22 GMT, Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland types 2 us:
Gay, gayer than the gayest gay. A fair-skinned beeyoootifull gayer than gay uh....gay something or another. ("Not that there's anything wrong with that!") hehemeheheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�
hey! at least *I* was thinking of a *FEMALE* elf!! ;)
On 30 Jun 1998 04:12:07 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
:-)
On Thu, 25 Jun 1998 02:32:02 GMT, [email] (CyberButt) let it all hang out anad wrote:
hhhmmmmm... whats the AOC in britain????????
she woodent dew that!!! anad enniewhey, shes got a Glock(tm)
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LUCKY BASTURD!!! :-) ^^^^^^^^^
you probbeblie have a crush on that ugly crosseyed chick!^wet
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! SHE WAS HARRYASSING ME, DAMMIT!!!
RUBBING HER INCREDIBLY LARGE THINGIES ALL OVER ME, ANAD
SAYING THINGS LIEK "do you want me to suction you again?"
AAARGH, NO, SHE RELLIE SAID THAT, 100% TRUE!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^
my lawyer is a chick (true!) ^^^^^^^^^^^^
are you talking about my defense, or mie wiener? :-)DAMMIT!!! i knew that wood get on the news!!!
^^^^^^^^ shes ok, im liek watcing her, huh uh uhuh , that wood be cool!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ??? :-)
tawana?
^^^^^^ yeh yeh librerien chicks!!! ON topic!!!
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uuuuhh, liek if you spel his name sideways, its'
liekuh, Ward Burtun, who isa racey car driver, anad a weak
or so ago, they kept saying "BURTON IS SITTING ON THE POLE",
liek that was good for him ore somethign!?!?!CyberButt rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lumpy sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-) :-O :-(
In article , Jumpy Camshaft writes
oohyeah... 16...
Hamster
or 21 if you're Beavis uhuh ;)
or 31 if you're with Melissa eheheh ;D
yeh... and you still might get your nads ripped off by dad, ok? ;) eheehehehe
On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 13:51:22 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so liek if a dood is, say, uh, **** 41 ****,
watt (or Who(tm)) do *they* get to score ith!?!?!?!?!?!heh heh heh cackle cackle
Olde Geezer Lumpy
:-)
Cindy Lauper (45), 'Marsha' from the original Brady Bunch (37 or something), an assortment of divorced (with children) chyks who now hate men forever, or your choice of a RealDoll.
Also, if you're into orgies and stuff, there's always 'Mrs.Palm and her 5 daughters'
;D Gary M.
On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 12:30:04 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
OW!! talk abote hitting the nail on the head, d00d!
"an assortment of
divorced (with children) chyks who
now hate men forever"WHOA! one too mennie sillabells, butt still [hi]cool!!!
Lumpy "went out with *FOUR* *OTHER* Cindy's" Camshaft
On Sat, 27 Jun 1998 04:16:27 GMT, [email] (Jumpy Camshaft) wrote:
Whoa! That RULES!!!!
True story: One time when I went to the dentist, the hygenist comes out to the waiting room to get me, and she's cute and she's wearing this thin fuzzy sweater, and when I'm in the chair she gets comfortable and positions herself to work on me with her thingies right up against my neck and stays like that for the next 45 min. while she cleans my teeth. Then the dentist comes in, and asks me, "Have you been experiencing any swelling?" I never got her again after that. :-(
CyberButt
On Sat, 27 Jun 1998 16:13:38 GMT, [email] (CyberButt) wrote:
Check it out, Beavis - CyberButt has full coverage!
Yeh! Yeh! Thin fuzzy sweaters rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-O
^^^ thats me wateing for the hygANTists thingieerr.. WHAT? ehehe what's AOC? eheheh dammit ehehe
She's got a cock??? eheheh good for her eheh hope she uses it often :)
uhuh you misspelled *horny CherylAnn stalker*
jahaha ROTFL eheh I've seen her! hahahah she IS crosseyed. and ugly as a fucking trucker's buttocks ehehe
uhuh probably a dyke ehehe
i think they are refering to your scoring record ;)
hey gary.. he's *watching* her ehehe
Gary wrote this....
In article , Gay Cartoon 'R' Us writes
Dammit... I've been spotted!
Hamster
uhuh *spotted dick* ehehehemeem ;)
On Sun, 28 Jun 1998 21:44:06 +0100, Tom Bird types 2 us:
Uh...maybe spotted -- butt not floral or plaid. hehemeheheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�
On 28 Jun 1998 03:55:26 GMT, Gay Cartoon 'R' Us wrote:
yeh yeh i was just checking two sea if yore
paying atenshun!!!! butt come to think of it,
yore NOT KNOWING watt AOC is mite explane how
you ENDed up in prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =
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let him who is without CherylAnnCrush cast the first, uh, no,
uh, pop the first woodie, or somethingWHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i apologize to all teh CNN chicks, i was just
joking, i donut even have cabel tv here, i was just
seeing if someone (probebblie GCRU, duh!) wood think
i was takking abote a partikular chick!!!no, bicycle.
do NOT start that agin!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-P
Two A M Lumpie :-O
I actually realized what it is, when i re-read the post today. the age of cun-scent is 16 in the UK, and 21 for homeowners.. no age limits for lesbos, as ol' WQueen Victoria didn't beleive that any woman would even think of doing something like that, so she didn't think it neccesary to include lesbians in the anti-gay laws she created.
uhuh fat old cow ehehe just cos she didn't get any action, she though that no chicks got any uhuh
CyberButt wrote: As far
Again, the sig speaks for itself...
spank you for the update ;) eehehehehe it rueld ;)
CyberButt wrote in message ...
Err - what was the question again?
Martin
i think he was saying something about British food being so horrible ehehehehe