I am the ruler of all of you twenty-somethings who are either unemployed or wh's lives are so meaningless that they have time to insult Beavis and Butthead. Now I don't want to name names but it was CherylAnn! Wit ma mind on ma money and ma money on ma mind. She's got teeth in her mouth so my....
KING OF ALL OF Y'ALL
Jul 24, 19965 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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In article [email] (KBeavDan) writes:
Thank you for this very nice posting. You are one of the most unique writers of the newsgroup. Now, as a last communication to you (since you are not officially in my killfile,) "have a wonderful life."
CherylAnn ILoveeverybody
[email] (KBeavDan) wrote:
Ummm...wait a minute...ersatz rap and idiotic blather...it must be...VANILLA ICE!
How the mighty have fallen...
It all becomes clear now...the IceWeiner has seethed for years about being dissed by B&B...and now he's seeking his revenge.
It's not working.
SUCKS" desperately trying for one last lame bit of recognition for his failed music and film career!!! Only Vanilla would hate poop!!!...this ones for you!!!
"*Poop* *Poop* Baby"
"Yo Vanilla, Kick it one time boyeeee..."
[ripoff sample and drum machine kicks in]
"Vanilla *Poop* *Poop* Baby" "Vanilla *Poop* *Poop* Baby"
"Stop, take a *Poop* and listen" "Kevin here, Im dumbass who better start kissin'" "ass, for the dumb things Ive said" "to CherylAnn and the rest on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead"
"If there was a problem, ya know I caused it" "Check out my *poop* while my DJ revolves it.."
"Vanella *Poop* *Poop* Baby" "Vanella *Poop* *Poop* Baby"
*poop* on a turntable! Mehmehmehmehmeh..round and round she goes...
[email] (KBeavDan) wrote:
Gentle reader,
Miss Manners believes that you are solely the ruler of your own prepubescent, thimble-sized "pee-pee" (as she is sure your mother calls it). When one dares to insult the beloved CherylAnn, one asks for a heapin' helpin' o' merde to come crashing down upon one's hormonally-challenged little head. Beg for forgiveness, or prepare to have your name trashed all across Usenet, _Dan_.
Toodles,
The Divine Miss M