hey fellas l00k at mie webpaige its' k3\/\/L yeh yeh!!!

uuuuuuhhhhh,
  liek i didant get mee arse kicked for a few daze,
     sew leik i thote id' tell yew abote mie
    incrediball nieugh web paige, it donut
     haves ant-e-ting two do with our heroez
            Beavis and Butt-head
    sorriey, its' compleaiteialey OFF toopic!!!

hahahaaha haah ah ha ha ahahhhah aha haah

<http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/3778>

  it liek has cartounes (that yew sawd b4),,
   anad a pic of ME (Lumpy) (thats yuo saw b4),,
  oh, Guess(tm) watt its' got a pic of my GIRLFREIND!,,
   yeh yeh, anad liek my THREE CHICKS they be whey bedder(!)
    than GRNRAPTURES chiecks!!! hee hee hee ,,,,
   oooohhhhh, anad a bunch of other chicks,;
    anaddadadadadddanad (whoa!) liek a littel
        fellow (*not* two bulkied up) fore
           chicks (hi, EEK!(tm)!!!) to looke ats!!!!

   oooh, anad liek the pic of teh politicial chyck
    from liek Italian, NO, its not a pic of a *GUY*;
      liek duh anad stuff!!! its' a chyck!!!!!!!!!!!!

 if yuo didant undiestand watt i rote:::
     well, liek donut waist yuor tyme
       loking at mie paige,
        it liek sucks even wurst than thissy
  hear messidge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      :-)
      Off Toopic Lumpy
      :-)

This page has the stupidest/FUNNIEST ant comic in the universe... I look at it at least 3 times a week and LMAO!!! :)

Ps: Lumpy, isn't that one chyk a realdoll(tm) ???

gary m.

On Mon, 01 Jun 1998 13:01:24 -0400, Gary wrote:

            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      yeh yeh, shes' liek hispandex or something,
        sh'es mie flavorite one, yum yum. ya no,
      i waz wondeiring if it wood bee legal two liek
        buy a bunch of reeldoll(tm)s, anad then run
      liek a reeldoll(tm) uh, you know, uuuuuh, liek
        a hore-hause yeh yeh mheh mheh, i meen, it
      wood-ant hert enniebody, anad you could get
       monniey,,, anad buy a male reeldoll(tm) for
          chicks (and gcru) to uh, experiants,
       anad then with the monniey, you (uh, i meen ME)
     code liek go ote anad meet actual real human-type
        chciks which wood rule!!!!!!!!!!! i uh, wood
         ask mie laywer abote teh leegialitiez of this,
     butt she's liek a chyck, anad shed' probebbliey
       beet the excriemant outta me!!!!!!!!!

Laughing Gas Lumpy :-)

Lumpy ngefca Camshaft rote in artikle ...

Lumps, you've been thinking about this way too much.

*lumps* ?? ehehe is that your *love name* for him? ehehehehe

On 6 Jun 1998 20:58:00 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' |Us wrote:

yeh! that one worried me a bit!!!!!

         YEECCCHHHHH!!!!!       >:-P

       :-)    :-)    :-)    lumpY camshafT

Lumpy Camshaft wrote in article ...

Errr - I like mistyped and stuff and hit the "s" instead of the "y" as they're quite close together.

Martin

On 7 Jun 1998 21:51:08 GMT, "Martin Lowe" wrote:

wwwhhheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

i feel better now!!!!!!!!

send me pics of your sister.email me.

           :-)

Yeah, that 's' is right next to that 'y' mehheh eheheh ;)

Gary wrote this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 3 Jun 1998 21:34:51 GMT, "Martin Lowe" wrote:

yeh! yeh! to paraphaser Butt-head:::

"Lumpy, you're a damn weirdo!"

           :-)

hahahaha...ROTFLMAO!!!!

And don't forget to invest in a few RealAnts.....there's lots of non-scoring ants in the world!

Uhhhhh, will I get a discount for mentioning this message?

		    gary m.
		"Be kind to ants"

dis-count? Dat-count? any *count* will do ;) (think about it uhuh *wordz rule* ehehe)

yeh let them cop a feel when they sit next to you in the cinema.

On Wed, 03 Jun 1998 18:05:28 GMT, [email] (Lumpy ngefca Camshaft) wrote:

Hey Lumpy, I've been looking at that pic on your website of your realdoll(tm), and I compliment you on your good taste in your selection of eyeliner and eyeshadow, it really goes quite well with her skintone, butt what I was wondering was... I, uh, don't want to, y'know, pry into stuff that isn't my business and stuff, butt I was just wondering... uh, her hairstyle that you can't see from the picture, did you opt for the shaved, trimmed, or the "natural", and wood she be blonde, red, or brunette?

CyberButt

ehehe *Lumpy - Designer to the Stars* ehehe :)

On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 23:04:24 GMT, [email] (CyberButt) wrote:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thats pretty messed up, d00d!

   ya know, their was this one chyck wear i used too work, anad
   of all the dozens of chicks that workid their, this ONE CHICK
   alwheys caused discussion amongst the guys about exactly the
   *same question* you just asked! day aftir day, week after weak,
   month aftir month, thats' ALL we ever talked abote: what color
   is uh, yeh yeh, mhehm hemheme uh, you know! uh, huh huh do you
   think she, uh, uh, you know.... (that's all we evar said!)

anad we never found ote the answir! :-(

   since yore so intarested inthis subject, why not loook ata
   actual human type chick, shes cool anad has a funniey antitude,
   anad hers goes liek /\ insted of \/ its funnies anad stuff;;
   the saim chyck asin teh ELEPHANT pitcher, actuallie, ooohh baby,
   no this aint' spam, il'l rot13 it::::: jjj.nyyrlonttrgg.arg
   WHOA that looks liek "nylon troggs argument"!?!?!?!?!?!?!???
   sorrie abote that!! Beavis and Butt-head would like her!!!!!!!!

Lump Boy

      "im whacked out on novacaine,
      my head is spinning,
      i feel no pain,
      im a punk whose got no class,
      i copped a feel,
      on the hygenists ass!"

                <]:-}

eheheh, GCRU is gonna kick your nads for that!!! ;)

IDEA(tm): You should buy a RealBeavis and a RealButthead too. They would probably be quite popular with the chyks. That would also allow BnB to finally score!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

yeh my lawyer's nads will be kicking your lawyers boots or something ;)

uhuh you thought about that ehehehehe ;)

would

*excrement* and *excitement* those words are very similar... (not that there's anything wrong with THAT - Seinfeld) ;)

WHAT?? ehehe Laughing ASS Lumpy? ehehe pffffhht poop ehehehe

On Sat, 06 Jun 1998 13:55:42 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

    nooo noooo nnnooooo! i siad "gcru", not "GCRU",,
      just too avoid tribble with lawyers!!!!!!

 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    what??? with eachother!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

                :-)

i think Gary is planning to open one at the beach ;)

On 6 Jun 1998 20:57:19 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' |Us wrote:

   no way!!! those REAL HUMAN CHICKS at his beech are
       SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT,
     he dozent nead annie PLAZTIC realdoll(tm),
        teh real HUMAN chicks are much bedder!!!

:-) LUMP BOY

it rules ehehehe

uhuh her lips look sore, Lumpy.. what have you been doing to her? ;)

chicks butts ehehehe

THIS MOVIE RULES ehehe go rent it i rules ehehe http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/3778/midget.jpg

Lumpy wrote which made me say in defense:::

no no no,i put Chycks in Rapture (Rapture means Orgasm for the un-informed brethren)

On 01 Jun 1998 17:08:52 GMT, [email] (GRNRAPTOR) wrote:

      WHOA! :-)
      liek i donut want to diss you, butt im liek
    just an olde dumbass, so uh, yeh yeh thats' it
      im simply an olde dumbass, anad i didant
        score with those three chycks. :-(

old non scoring wussiey lump boy :-)

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  ***  all three women were red heads and were VERY beautiful,  ***
  ***              when they had the dog for lunch              ***
  ***                i had the chicks for dinner                ***
  ***          then they had me for a mid-night snack.          ***
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yeh not *raptors* like in that jew-r-ass-sick parp movie