My resolution for the new year is to score more. Any chicks out there able to help me out?
CB
New year resolution
Jan 1, 2007, 11:23 AM ET18 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Wow! That was my New Years revolution too! Thats like, a pretty cool coincidence.
I resolve to pay more attention to my kitten. She gets lonely when I neglect her.
"Laurie" wrote in message
I resolve to pay more attention to your kitten too. If only I could meet it.....so, like, how about it, baby? mhehehe...damn I'm smooth....
King Turd wrote:
Well, I guess it will be ok as long as you're neutered...
I'm married. Same thing.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html
Just teasing! :)
Yeah. I'm, like, all about helping and stuff, that's just the kind of guy I am. So should we meet up at the bathrooms of Burger World or what?
wrote in message news:[email]...
Dammit Whamee, its such a sausage-fest in this place that its, like, wrong, or something, for one of the two cool chicks that post on here to say ANYTHING about being "that kind of guy"....you should be "that kind of **chick**", then "once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" with Cyberbutt.
Or better yet, King Turd. That would rule. I would be glad to get you a Whopper and a large fry, we could sit in the parking lot on the sidewalk among the stars for a romantic dinner... I'd shower you with only the best, nachos for desert and a tall glass of the best vintage Old English 800 from the corner Maxi-Mart. Maybe that would get you in the mood for love.
Damn I'm smooth....
Yeah...that's why he's king. He's rico suave! ;-D
"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...
I still haven't scored with Laurie, after like, eleventeen years of trying, so I guess shes resistant to my love.
The only chick since Lolita to resist my charm.
When chicks spend too much time with their kitten, it makes them resistant to my smoothness....stop rubbing the kitten, and let King Turd take over, baby.
King Turd wrote:
* It's the hardest thing I've ever done. Uhhh, that sounded dirty. *
* You will have to feed her some cream so she doesn't feel neglected. *
On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:59:27 -0500, Laurie wrote:
Hey get a room, you two!
"CyberButt" wrote in >
Sure! I would love to get to know Lauries kitten a little better. I hear theres a really nice hotel behind the truck stop on Route 44 that has free porn and hourly rates.
In message , frog baseball wrote:
Oh, this is just too hot. I think I just incubated.
On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:07:43 -0500, Scot J. Trudeau wrote:
Oh, this is just too hot. I think I just infibulated.
In article ,
Oh, this is just too hot. I think I just enfartulated.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
Thats OK baby, many many chicks have resisted my love, even when I told them resistance to my lovin' was futile. Usually they responded with more resistance, and sometimes a slap, but I know they were just playing hard to get....
That sentence will go down in history as the coolest thing ever posted on atvbnb, to me anyway... Meanwhile, since you've got me at attention, I'd be glad to meet you and your kitten at the Route 49 Motel and Auto Repair, they have rooms with hourly rates, mirrors on the ceiling, and $.50 vibrating beds. I'm sure your kitten would find the vibrating bed soothing :)