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May 11, 199842 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
42 posts
Sioux wrote in article ...
Are you really gay? Do you suck dicks? Are you a penis puffer?
You smoke the big fella don't you?
Your brother can't have a shit in peace. He gets dressed pretty quickly in the mornings doesn't he?
You don't know if you're Arthur or Martha. You can take 12 inches up your ass. You fist fuck your dad. You and your family keep the gene pool clean my maintaining your own little gene-puddle - family only!
Red bum at night - your delight... sore bum in the morning - your warning!
You're an arse cowboy entcha?
Your mother's such an ugly hooker, she has to pay the punter.
You clean your arse with a toothbrush.
Hamster
Damn and im supposed to be botherd like those comments are so Lame you ugly Fucker! Did your brother just give u those Shit insults or did u learn them from school today! Man you have a serious problem!
In article , Tom Bird writes
you have to excuse him... he's British ehehhe they get cranky sometimes, with all that rain and no tv. ;) And ugly chicks ehehehe
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
DAmmit! Not all our chicks are ugly... there's some damn fine talent around.
Especially... <youknowwho>
Hamster
quickly in
your
my
warning!
err.. dolls and sheep don't count, Tom ehehe ;)
In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes
USA have ugly Fat Bitches ! hehehehehehehehehe!
uhuh I'm in CaNADA uh uh uh ;)
I live in Saskatoon, cos it rhymes with *gaytoons* and *Gay cartoons*
Sioux wrote:
And I suppose the Fat Slags are the bloody Spice Girls.
(Not to mention Hyacinth Bucket and her sister Daisy.)
You are hereby sentenced to watch eternal reruns of "Solid Gold" and repent of your heresy!
Zamboni's Mom Friend to Goats Wonders if this dude knows about that Johnny Cash song, "A Boy Named Sioux"
yeh eheh well, the blond one certainly is! ehehe
ehhe *bucket* eheh rhymes with....... ;)
yeh ehehe watch BBC shows ehehe that's your punishment ehe
ehe a boy called Souxie Souix "hong kong garden.. wo-oh-oh"
eheheh. OK, if you want to get all technical and stuff, the local tourist bureau says that on average, there are about 1 million visitors to our beaches on a big holiday weekend.
ASS-uming that 1/4 of them are babes worth booiiinnnggg over, that would total 250,000 semi-naked chyks or a grand total of 500,000 nice thingies to focus your binoculars on! ;)
"Beavis, this is it....We're finally gonna score."
gary m.
On Sun, 24 May 1998 11:52:59 -0400, "Gary M." splurted out:
whoa, d00d! yore liek geting caried awhey their!
1,000,000 veezeeters
-500,000 doodz (bleechh)
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500,000 feemails (yummie)
-100,000 babie chicks in diperz (poopy)
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400,000
-100,000 borderlyne-jale-bate-chickens
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300,000
-150,000 blue-hared-prune-box-ladiez
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150,000
-60,000 steel-toe-boot-pig-biting-mad-thespians
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90,000
-75,000 chicks-wiht-boyfrens-naimed-KYLER
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15,000
-13,998 "hey babys" who-kicked-yore-ass-last-weekendd
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1,002
-1,001 those are liek Lumpy's womyn!!!!!!!
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1anad that 1 is liek *yore* *dottir*!!!
so yew are plum dang outta luck, heh heh heh!!!!!!
hint: thei'rs no shortige of salad dresing bottels!
Noball Prize for Mathemaddics Lumpy
:-)
ROTFLMAO ehehe woah ehehe that ruled ehehehehehehehehhehehehe I lvoe the des-crypt-shuns eheheheheh
ehehehehe bluye haired prune box ladies ehehehe that's beavis mom, toyou ehehe
On 25 May 1998 17:16:07 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us scribbelled:
anad ii thote mie speling waz badd!!!
Lumpi
arrggghhhhh....._no wonder_ I NEVER score!!!! (and I thought it was me) :-P
Grocery store chyk: "Whoa, more salad dressing Gary ????" Me: "Yeah...ummmm....uhhhhh.....salad rules...uhhh...It's like healthy or something..... (mehheh hehehh)"
On Mon, 25 May 1998 10:04:39 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
Grocery store chyk: "What a dumbass..."
:-)
WHOA!!! i probebblie scored with that groceri storeare chick! i went two **awl** teh grocerieiei stores down there, whoa i said -down there- ;;;;;;;;;;
i would liek two dozen groceri store chycks in tite shorts!!! (again!!!)
(-: ypmuL
Gary M. wrote in article ...
Noway!!! She's a manky old slapper! Not that I wouldn't if she offered...
Hamster
On Thu, 21 May 1998 20:06:55 +0100, "Tom Bird" wrote:
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don't hold your breath!
:-)
Lumpy ngefca Camshaft wrote in article ...
You would have to if the Spices ever came within 50 feet - fishy! Like Grimsby!
Hamster
yeh ehehe the Humber Bridge would shrink nudge nudge ehehe
I beleive you *HAVE* to hold your breath, if you're within 6 feet of her! ehehe know what I mean nudge nudge ehehe
yeh she's a big fat old slapper, snapper and manky tuna-boat :)
uhuh if that fat ho looks hot to you, you obviously haven't scored in a while ehehehe
DAMMIT GCRU, you DIDN'T have to tell everybody!!!!!!! ;-)
it's a dead giveaway! anytime a dude says he wants to do one of the spice Ho's, you know he hasn't scored for a long time ehehe long
On 25 May 1998 17:17:24 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
i want to do one of the spice Ho's
In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes
than your Dogs! And it was hotter than most parts of USA today! Hehehehe cool i sed HOT!
Sioux wrote in article ...
wow... you posted something not about your site. Post about chyx... sites suck compared to chicks. Unless they are chick sites.
Post about chick sites.
Hamster
On Mon, 18 May 1998 21:23:13 +0100, "Tom Bird" wrote:
post about sites about chicks that suck,
that woodent suck!:-)
yeh post about sites about chicks that suck posts ;)
yeh uhuh post about the ugly chicks you sited today uh uh ;)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
you
did u
better
sites
DAmn you... there's only damn fine chyx over here... they've got big boobies and some have a brain.
heh!
HAMster
err.. I think she would have been on the news, if that was true ;) ehehehehehe
ehhe *ham* ehehehehehhehehee salami ehehehehe
On Mon, 18 May 1998 14:41:12 +0000, Sioux wrote:
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How exactly did you obtain this knowledge?
^^^
Lumpy perfect spelling Camshaft
ewheh he must have tried some dogs when he was here ehehehehe animal lovers ehehehehehhe
Peekabooo! eheheh
ehehe you mean *weiners* ehehehehe
I'm also British, but I escaped to CaNADa, cos it has NAD in the name. So I know all about ugly british chicks eheheehe
Sioux wrote in article ...
no... I have this thing, it lives inside my head and when fed with a sufficient supply of oxygenated blood provides me with the gift of free thought.
I wouldn't like to ask what your brother gives you. Tip. it ain't sweets. Well, not till afterwards.
Dammit... I thought the doctor sorted that out.
Hamster
ehehe *tip* ehehe That's exactly *it*! dhehehehe
eheheyeh there's a reason why Boy George named his record label *Extra Protein* ehehehehehe
No, sorry, your butt is still dribbling ehehe ;) you need some more cotton wool up there ehehehe
How can one follow THAT? ehehehehheheh
uhuh... I should scan my nutsack and post it uh uh ;)
Gay Cartoons 'R' us wrote:
That's called a scrotopost.
yeh ehehe i'll send it as an inline attachment e hehe in eheh attachment ehehehe