OK, here's a true story. In 1995 I was applying to numerous UK universities for a PhD position. I got through to the final interviews at one particular uni (I won't mention the name for fear of inseminating myself, or something). Anyway, in a bigass room full of lots of other prospective PhD type losers, the lecturer guy was talking about 'bones'. Some assmunch behind me said 'He said BONE' in a perfect Butthead voice, and I burst out laughing - only to be noticed by the lecturer dude and asked 'does this subject amuse you, Mr Dumbass? (well, he said my real name, not Dumbass!). Anyway, I didn't get the position. Oh yeah - I'm doing a PhD now, so I'll be, like, a Doctor or something soon, so all those nurses will want to score with me. Yeah, that will rule, or something. Dumbass.
How have B and B affected your real life?
Dumbass wrote:
He asked if it amused your bone? Heh m heh!
Does this mean we'll have to start calling you Dr. Dumbass?
emheheheh...that was a funny story, Dumbass!!!
I like the name, "Dr. Dumbass" eheheheh Let us know when we can start
calling you that! BTW, what will your doctorate be in?
^^ ^^
huhhuhhuh....I said, "be in"Gary M.
I'll have Ph.D in engineering (if my buttmunch supervisor lets me pass - I've got to write stuff down, or something). I'm studying stainless steel. Uhu huh uhhu - that's metal that doesn't get stains in it, uhu huh huh uh, no matter what you do, it doesn't stain. I'm looking to make some 'special monkey sheets' out of very thin stainless steel, then you won't have any embarassing marks to explain to your mom.
Dr Dumbass will be even cooler tham Mr Dumbass. I'll get to give injections into chicks butts or something, eh eh heh ehe heh heh heh.
That would be cool.
Dumbass wrote:
Yea heh m heh! Heavy metal.
That wood rule! You can like tell chicks to take off their cloths and stuff. And then tell her to bend over for her injection. Mm heh! This going to hurt you more then it hurts me. Heh m heh! Aaahhhh!
In article , Dumbass writes
Go on... tell me!
Uhuh uhuh 'position'
LOL!, that was a cool story.
On Sat, 29 May 1999 00:19:31 GMT, "Dumbass" wrote:
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yeh yeh me too! i like beavis and butt-head their cool, once all these dumbasses were dissing me, saying i was scoring with this hoe, butt like i didn't score with her, i did see her whole butt, butt not her butt hole, yeh mheh it was cool, oh yeh and i showed her my lizard, huh huh, she got down, boi-oi-oi-ng, butt those uh choadwank wussies kept dissing me, so i was all like pissed off and the voices told me to like do something, so i got all these cool planes with like missels and stuff, and i made them fly to like foreign or something, and they blew up irock, yeh yeh BOOM