What is a 'Chode?'

May 11, 1994, 1:19 AM ET8 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Noah Greenalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Once, Butthead called Beavis a "chode." What's a chode?

huhuhuhuhhuhu, ummm uh thanks noah

P.S. Thanks to you who helped me find QT movies....my server went down before I could post the thanx earlier! :)

Oh No! Not this again!!! This sucks! Now we have to, um, listen to all these guys argue about what a choad is, and whether it's spelled 'chode' or 'choad.' AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooo! "I may be a idiot, but at least I ain't led no humdrum life."

In article , Jeff Ulmer wrote:

Settle down Jeff! Or you'll hose your shorts. Uh huhu huhuhuh. I still want to, um, know what a chode is. BTW, there is a band called Chode in NYC, and their name is spelled without an a.

noah

[cut] from the CHOAD FAQ:

Frequently Asked Questions on alt.choad

Q: What is a choad?

A: 'Choad' is a word with several meanings. If you hail from central Michigan, a choad is either a 'floater,' a loaf that is floating in the bowl, or it is the tip of the penis, known to scientists as the glans and to circumcised men as the firehat. (The uncircumcised head is an anteater.) If you are from California, a choad is a human penis in its entirety. Some dedicated porn hounds report that in blue films 'doad' actually denotes the total human penis, while 'choad' is either the load of semen ejaculate itself, or else the tender skin stretching between the vagina and the anus. This last is also known as the 'chin rest.'

-Dave

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Long story, but when I was in school, I worked in the Agronomy dept at the UGA. One of the Indian (as in from India) grad students used to call us "Chodu" all the time. It meant "fucker"; "chod" means "fuck".

I used to call my boss "Chicken chodu".

-- Mike

My understanding of "Chode" is that it's the Johnson. That's what they mean when they say "Chode smoker;" it refers to a blow job. So when one of them says "chode smoker" to the other, it's not with the best intentions (as with most of their sayings.

Max

In article [email] (Noah Green) writes:

Uh If you don't know, I'm not telling you.

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