I got a "v.1' set of my VCD set with every BnB ep, most with videos, to give away for free (just pay the shipping to wherever the hell youre at) to the 1st fartknocker that can answer this question: What episode does Butt-Head say "Remember when you tried to make out with that manaquin at Sears....they threw your ass out of there..." and Beavis replies "Yeah, and I had to go back in and get my pants."
Every BnB Ep on VCD for free
Nov 15, 2003, 8:43 AM ET33 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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darnit! I lose! >;-o
"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...
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you suck. <begin Buzzcut> WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?? ONLY LOSERS SAY THAT THEY LOSE! NOW, DROP AND GIVE ME 20, AND QUIT BEING SUCH A LOSER!!!! YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND WEAK!!! YOU HAVE SAGGY PECKS!!! AND YOUR BUTT-CHEEKS ARE DROOPY! YOU NEED SOME MEGHA-CARB BULK UP FORMULA!! LOSER!!!!!
On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 19:44:31 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
Yeah... whatta wuss!
"King Turd" wrote in news:8xLtb.15807$[email]:
My uncle tried that and it made his ding-dong banana-shaped, turds rock- hard, and eventually his muscles became so deformed that he joined the circus.
On Sun, 16 Nov 2003 23:57:59 -0000, "core_dump" wrote:
You say that like it's a bad thing. ??
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Your uncle rules. What does he do at the circus? Is he in a sideshow displaying his bananna-schlong?
"King Turd" wrote in message news:EUcub.23801$[email]...
Can he open cans of beer with his butt? Could be useful when your hands are full..
On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 21:40:22 -0000, "Roy Batty" wrote:
No thanks, I like my beer without butt juice. Heh heh heh, I said butt, that rules. Anyway, what happens if you slip and fall on your ass while opening your beer? Beer enema or something? Thoughts to ponder, I guess.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Milty flashback....
TYDT
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:bpe4r9$tgk$[email]...
I dunno, he was f'd up, but I kind of miss him, sort of like how you miss a turd after you flush and its gone.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:7iBub.5107$[email]...
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I don't miss him, I got tired of puking my turkey TV dinner every time I went online... I think he was hunted down and shot by the Arkansas tourist board for the bad publicity.
I heard that in Arkansas (2nd poorest state in the US) they have a saying. 'Thank God for Mississipi' (Poorest state in the US).
TYDT
evad wrote in news:[email]:
He can do all sorts of butt tricks, since he has arm muscles in his butt now. He can play Beethoven's 9th Symphony, he can poop out turds and juggle them at the same time, he can do all sorts of things. There's this one trick where he sucks up a couple cans of Bud through his butt, goes on the tightrope, and rains it down on the audience!
He's got all sorts of strange friends at the circus that can do more weird butt-tricks and thingy-tricks. You should go see them sometime!
On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 08:43:37 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
Ah dammit... I don't know. :o(
Is it ok if I submit 199 guesses???
CB
egegge ;-D
Argy wrote in message news:...
How the hell am I suppose to know?! If only there were some way I could check...
"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...
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EHHHHHHHHK! Youre supposed to phrase your question in the form of an answer. But since nobody knows the answer, you win cause youre a chick. If you want it, its yours, for real. The correct answer is 'Bungholio, Lord Of The Harvest", in one of the videos.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:...
Ye-ah! Excellent! Looks like being a chick has finally paid off.
WOAH!! A photo of your thingies, or a shipment to my address of you WITH your thingies, must be included with postage. Dudes, shes sick, and not thinking straight, I might actually stand a chance at scoring!
"King Turd" wrote in message news:1BIvb.3348$[email]...
chance
Maybe she wants to move to windy but less flammable Florida. I'm sure the Princess would appreciate the occasional night-off from the scoring duties...
TYDT
Heck, KT....for a free set of your VCD's, I'll gladly send you a pic of my man-thingies. eheheh I might even let you score. ;o
ehehhe *JUST KIDDING!!!!* ;)
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 14:44:37 GMT, Argy wrote:
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On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 07:28:57 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
Yeah, yeah!!
You should like drive your bike to San Diego and stand in the ocean waiting for her to show up.
;o)
CyberButt wrote in news:[email]:
Oh yeh.. uhuh ... "why did the elk cross the road?" ;)
HEY MIKEY! I know the answer to that one!!!!!!! :-D
"Why did the elk cross the road?""
"To fuck up my bike!" ehehehhe cool quote from King Turd boy once! :P
To bounce me across pavement. At least I was wearing 'protection' when I 'hit it'
"Hey Beavis, if you could never score with a chick, would you do an elk?"
CyberButt wrote in message news:...
What? You think I spend all my time just standing in the ocean? I only do that when I have to go to the bathroom.
Jeni wrote:
The thought of a naked chick standing in the ocean all day isn't a bad thing. eheheh boioioinnnggg! Is this the "Baywatch" ng? eheheh
haha LMAO! I'm a surfer. Once I had to take a dump and it was way too much trouble to drive somewhere....so I just paddled down the coast a bit and took one right in the ocean. BIG MISTAKE!@ As soon as the turd left me, a bunch of cold seawater rushed right up into my butt! ;O
Ant not only that...then I paddled back into the surfing area and a few minutes later, there was this turd floating beside me. Because of the ocean currents, it had followed me. heheh arrghhhh!!
"I'm a turd surfer baby....so why don't you kill me" ejejej (NIN)
Argy wrote in message news:...
Who says I'm naked, that's way too much effort. I just pee through my suit or scoot it over if I have to take a dump.
Yeah, but if your butt lets something go and it returns to you it's yours forever. I think you need a grace period from the time something leaves your body to the time it no longer has a honing device to find you again.
Meh heh he heh
I think pretty much every dude on here says you should be naked.
I think its something like "If you love a turd and you set it free, if it returns to you, its yours forever." Thats how I know a turd is worthy of a place in my collection. When poop in the ocean, if it follows me like a lost puppy, like Argy's did, I know its special one. Of if I flush, and it doesn't go down..mhehehe...go down...ummm...oh yeah...go down after I flush and it's still floating around in the bowl, I know it has a special place in my heart forever, and is worthy of The Collection.
Wasn't that by that Beck dude? ....uhuhuhu...college music...and my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite who's choking on the splinters...wtf is that crap?! Damn hippy clerks.
Yes! You are correct, sir! It was by Beck.
I have that on mp3. If anyone wants it, I can post it to my webpage and send the addy.
I've already tried tried that. It didn't work. I tried it with a clipboard too, still no whamee, dammit.