Just wanted to announce a yard sale this weekend. Mostly tools and other household items. Planning for 8-3. I may have to leave for a bit to cover the bar at the VFW, but I think I'll be able to keep the sale open thanks to some help from the neighbor kids. See you there!!!
No early birds, please.
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:...
You said "tools"!
"Former Executive Producer Mike Scully" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Ummm, yeah, that's what I'm sellin'. Tools and household stuff. The TV and weed whacker and other big stuff are not for sale. See you there...
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:...
What about the fishing RODS? Are they for sale?
"Former Executive Producer Mike Scully" wrote in message news:[email]...
Well, I got some long rods I haven't used in a long time around here somewhere...I hadn't thought about selling them though. Yeah... those long rods really take me back to the good old days in the service...
Come by on Saturday and I'll dig 'em out. If you still want to buy 'em I'm sure we can make some kind of deal. If I'm at the VFW and the neighbor kids are running things, please come by later. I don't think those kids know how to handle a long rod...
Mheheheh! So, sir, were you, like, serviced by long rods often?
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Uhhh...now, I know it takes all types to make the world go 'round and all, but I've gotta say that sentence makes no sense to me, at all.
Now occasionally the long rod might need some service, but the long rod does not do the servicing. Make sense?
Yeah, I remember one time down in the Keys, catching crabs. You didn't even need to use your rod on that trip, although it never hurts to keep it handy. You never know when you'll run into some tuna or snapper. Are there any other veterans on this part of the internet? I get the feeling that these youngsters don't know much about serious rod use...
A dolphin might be nice. Or maybe a Grouper. It depends on their personality.
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Did your mom tell you she was a plaster caster?
On Mon, 14 Apr 2003 18:49:36 -0600, "Tom Anderson" wrote:
Ok, we're there!
By the way, do you have homeowners insurance?
CB
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Damn right! What kind of homeowner would I be if I didn't have insurance? Some things you can't go without, especially these days. There seem to be a lot of vandals in the neighborhood, I'm not sure why. In the old days we'd have had those kids working a 12 hour day, and there wouldn't have been time for any shenanigans. These days, I don't know what the hell the parents are thinking...kids just run around breaking into tool sheds and cutting down trees and generally tearing up the neighborhood. Matter of fact, you wouldn't believe some of the "evidence" I found in the tool shed after the last break in. I think I know who the kids are, too, but I haven't had any luck contacting their parents. You gotta have insurance these days if you're a homeowner...
You said "whacker".
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
Ummm...yeah...it's a weed whacker. Y'all understand southern english?
All, Yard sale is on as scheduled, but I've gotta step out for a bit to help out at the VFW. The neighbor kids have things covered, though. Thanks goodness for people who can help out when you really need it. If Beaver or Beatrice or whatever the hell his name is and Buffcode can't take care of your questions, come back a bit later this afternoon...
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:3ea1a217$0$53003$[email]...
Sure you've got home insurance (AND 3rd party-insurance as well)?
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!! I just got back from the Q#*amp;Q# VFW, and those little morons sold my TV and all my furniture! This yard sale was supposed to pay for a trip to our nation's capital and those mental midgets have ruined everything. Damn right I've got insurance, but I don't know how long it's going to take to get my money back. Oh hell...it looks like somebody tried to cut down the trees, too, and I can't find the garden tractor. What a disaster...when I find those kids, someone's gonna pay...
[Wearing glasses] Uh, those must have been some other kids, sir.
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It's good kids like you that help me keep my faith in humanity. If you ever need to make some money doing odd jobs, come on by...just make sure Beaver and Buffcode stay the hell away from here.
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:3ea1eb33$0$52998$[email]...
Yeah, huh huh, like, don't worry sir, we will keep your property safe... We'll make sure those [beep!] villains don't make it on to your front lawn... mhehehe, this is gonna RULE!
"agha see" wrote in message news:RGsoa.53471$[email]...
Thanks a million boys. There's still some pruning to do and a pool to finish. I've been digging on that pool for quite a while, but just haven't gotten motivated enough to start mixing concrete. Let me tell you boys, getting old is hell, I just don't have the energy that I used to. Come on by anytime you want to start on it. If you give me a call before hand, I'll leave the tool shed unlocked. I've had to keep it locked lately because I think people where getting into it. I'm not sure what they were doing, though, nothing was missing but there were strange stains on the concrete floor. You can't be too careful these days...
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Yeah. We save money so that we can buy books and stuff. Where do you keep the keys to your toolshed, Mr Anderson?
"King Turd" wrote in message news:Gt_ra.49469$[email]...
Ummm, I don't mean to be impolite here, but what the hell kind of person calls themselves a turd, let alone King of the Turds? I tell you what, this world is truly going to hell in a handbasket when people take pride in antisocial attitudes like that. There's no way I'm giving out a key to anyone if you're around! I don't care if you ARE buying books with the money. If you kids are so bored with your lives that you think that sort of thing is funny, you need to spend some quality time in our nations's military. That'll cure what ails you! Ask any veteran, there must not be any others on this internetweb, though.
Ummm...I do, sir. I am the Uber Turd, the master of all turds. I command all turds to do my bidding. I have a turd army, in my basement, in little jars. Are you gonna die pretty soon? Got any chores you need done?
"King Turd" wrote in message news:BPgsa.71577$[email]...
What the hell is wrong with you? A turd army? In your basement? Son, you need some mental help, PRONTO! You just mind your own business and stay the hell off my property!
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:3eb1f2bf$0$53002$[email]...
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Yeah, my school counselor told me I was psychic...or was it psycho...I get those two mixed up. *I light Mr. Andersons front lawn on fire and steal his mailbox flag as I walk away*.