A Scoring Paradox

After intense research, I have arrived at the following hypothesis: (This is gonna be cool...mehheh)

<somewhere in the south pacific between Fiji and Western Samoa>

You are in a boat with a hot chyk and you, like, finally score! :D

You then jump up and drive the boat due east. Soon, you cross the International Date Line(tm) and all of the sudden, it's the day before. Even though you still remember scoring, it's officially the 'day before' which means that you couldn't have scored yet, so you can ***SCORE AGAIN*** right away!!!!!

Immediately after scoring AGAIN, you jump up and drive the boat WEST. mehheh...All of the sudden, it's the day AFTER, which means that you've had a whole day to recover from all the scoring, **SO** you can now score still AGAIN!!!!!

After scoring again, you now jump up and drive the boat EAST.......

mehheh heheheh...you could like score constantly forever and stuff!!! :D

Of course, if the chyk was Cherylann, you could score all the time without the 'date line' help cause she's so hot that it wouldn't be necessary.

		Science project 1998
		    by Gary M.

I believe little Gary scores an A+ for his thesis...

On Mon, 11 May 1998 20:22:21 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

Uh... you need a day to recover? Getting old sucks.

CB

On Wed, 13 May 1998 02:29:24 GMT, [email] (CyberButt) wrote:

mehheh... If you could do it as long as me, you'd need a day to recover too! ; )

True: eheheh I once had a girlfriend that liked to do it for hours at a time (no kidding) and EVERY day!!! :D At first, I thought I was in 'heaven' but after a couple of weeks, I stopped answering my phone and I was like hiding out from her and stuff.

On Fri, 15 May 1998 18:53:01 GMT, [email] (Gary M.) wrote:

whoa! Gary=Todd! you rellie DID score!

could yuo liek see her whole butt??? :-P

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>>>> "they never scored"

          :-)

Lumpy "saving myself for CherylAnn" Camshaft

and cud you sea her butthole? ehehehe

Dammit, I'm NOT telling!

gary m. (cool beach dudes _never_ score and tell) ;)

On Thu, 21 May 1998 18:39:53 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

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       uuuuuuhhhhh, im knot aloud to mess up yore werds
    enniemore, so i can NOT chainge that two:

(old beach dudes _never_ score)

heh heh heh cackle heh heh!!!!!!!

Anciente Lumpye :-)

ehehe *long as me* ehehe

WOAH! eheh like..err where does she live? ehehe

uh uh *impotence* uh uh ;)

Uhhhh, she eventually got married, butt now she's a widow! eheheh ;)

NO DAMMIT!!!! It's not that I couldn't do it anymore...... I actually DID NOT WANT to do it anymore.....ehehehe...too much of a good thing! ^^^ ^^^ ^^^^

(You know you've scored MUCHO when you're 'over it' for awhile! ;)

gary m. :D

On Thu, 21 May 1998 18:36:30 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

in a Valiant(tm) attempt to steeer this threde towerds a slite dagree of on-topic-ness, we prodely peesent:

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        *** A Beavis -n- Butt-head Mini Fan-fic ***

Beavis: yeh yeh mhehmhmmem mhehmmhmehehehmeh emhhmeh heh...

Butt-head: uh huh huh huh check it out, Beavis...

Beavis: mheh mheh yeh...

Butt-head: He's Gary, and he can't get it up.

Beavis: yeh yeh, uuuuhhh, WHAT???

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    we now return to our regerlie skeduled
     offtoopic witty banter!!!

Lumpy :-)

Taco Bell doggie: Yo Quiero Viagra! (mehheh heheheh) ;-)

gary m.

Gary M. wrote in article ...

Heheh Viagra Falls... actually... Viagra Rises.>!

Hamster

uh uh you said *doggie* ehehe we know what's on YOUR mind ;)

ehehe have you noticed how the words *Viagra* is pretty close to the word *Vagina* ??? ehehehehehe something we'd ALL like to be close to, eh? ehehehe

uhuh that's how guys start "playing for the other team" ;)

On 25 May 1998 04:26:38 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' us wrote:

you seam to know quite a bit abote this subjekt!

                   :-P

uh uh Gary's been staring at his giant ant too long ehe long