Beavis saved me in Math

Jan 9, 1995, 1:35 PM ET2 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Kahfialt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

True Beavis in actions, folks:

I was in Math class doing the Corholio spazz (mmmhhHhmhhhmhhmhM!!) shakin my fists and all. Everyone in my class was lookin at me and laughing and my teacher didn't notice. Finally, I got up, pulled my shirt over my head and yelled, "I AM THE GREAT CORHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLio...." My teacher said loked at me and said, "Josh, what is the answer to number six?" "ARE YOU THREATING MEeeEEEeE??"" "the answer, Josh" Then, out of the middle of nowhere, my friend (and class math moron) goes, "Josh, say, uhm, three!" "UHH, THREE?" She said, "Close, three X." "YES!! I ROCK!! MATH RUUUULLES!!!" "Josh, you can it down now." "Uhm, oh yeah, heh heh mmmhmhm heh mhmm heh heh." ******************************* * So it shall be written; * * So it shall be done. * *******************************

I do this in english every once in a while, the mmmhhHhmhhhmhhmhM!! and the fist shakin and stuff... the teacher never hears it, but everybody around me either laughs or looks at me funny. Maybe then would be a good time to shout "ARE YOU THREATENING ME??!?!?!?"

rob