Dudes schlongs...

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT . . .

I finally get around to responding to 156 messages (aaarrrggghhh) and just as I'm out finding a pic, my news server decides to 'erase'(tm) about 40 messages. So this is a 'RE:' to a message that EEK! and GCRU wrote.....

EEK! wrote something like...dammit I'm tired of seeing only girl thingie pics...

GCRU responded something like...OK, anyone have any pics for the chyks?

(butthole news-server) >:-\ OK, dammit...... Uhhhh, here's a pic just for you EEK! And also for Cherylann, Zamboni's Mom, Allison, and that chyk that was disturbed...

<hint> This is the world famous stiffy that Monica Lewinski(tm) has seen many times! :D

<warning> Dudes....you _DO NOT_ want to see this!!!! :O This is a girl thing!!!! Move along to the next message!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5275/schlong.gif

thankyoudrivethrough............gary m.

Umm... I got all excited about seeing a schlong... Damnit! I guess if the chyks here want to get any action, they need to go to alt.dudes.schlong. This newsgroup is dominated by guys, yet no schlongs to behold...

Gary M. wrote in article ...

On 24 May 1998 15:47:16 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

"dominated by guys" mebbie, but RULED BY EEK!(tm) !!!!!!!!!!!

  just asa fiendly heppful thingie for EEK!(tm),,,
      i gotta link to a reel guy, hes'
     liek mie couoisin or somethign,
    nott a dumbassian obbelisk!

WARNING: THIS IS A PIC OF A GUY!!!! FOR EEK!(tm) ONLY!!!

<http://www.bodybuilder.org/gallery/fullsize/long06.jpg>

whoa!

     :-)

        <>-- Lumpie --<>

On Tue, 26 May 1998 04:49:35 GMT, [email] (Lumpy ngefca Camshaft) wrote:

"I may be only, like, above average strength, but at least I haven't messed with my nads"

CB

I'M NOT LOOKING, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU POST (UHUH) THE URL ;)

I messed with my nads last night ehehe we fooled around over a glass of wine... my nads and I uhuhuh

On 31 May 1998 06:00:34 GMT, "Gay Cartoons 'R' Us [GCRU]" says:

*PooP*CyberButt wrote:
*PooP*>
*PooP*> On Tue, 26 May 1998 04:49:35 GMT, [email]
(Lumpy
*PooP*> ngefca Camshaft) wrote:
*PooP*>
*PooP*> >  WARNING: THIS IS A PIC OF A GUY FROM MY PRIVERT
CULLECSHUN!!!!
*PooP*> >  FOR EEK!(tm) ONLY!!!
*PooP*> >
*PooP*> >   <http://www.bodybuilder.org/gallery/fullsize/long06.jpg>
*PooP*> >
*PooP*> >    whoa!
*PooP*> he said *fullsize* and *long*  uhuh  :L)
*PooP*
*PooP*I'M NOT LOOKING, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU POST (UHUH) THE
URL  ;)
*PooP*
*PooP*
*PooP*> "I may be only, like, above average strength, but at least I
haven't
*PooP*> messed with my nads"
*PooP*
*PooP*I messed with my nads last night  ehehe we fooled around over a
glass of
*PooP*wine... my nads and I  uhuhuh

Uh..ehemeheheh.. a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thy nads and thee! hemeheheheh hehmeheheh

*PooP* *PooP* CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

Whoa! Thanks Lumpy! Um but I like prefer guys that aren't as bulked- up as that! ( Bodybuilder guys have little scholngs!)

Lumpy ngefca Camshaft wrote in article ...

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On 27 May 1998 00:05:00 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

    Whoa! your welcomme, oh Beautiful One!!!
      butt im' **sorrie** it waznt -yore- -kinda-
   -dued-, i Guess(tm) it was actuelly kinda MESSED-UP!! :-)

butt at leest it was bedder than Gary's phalic jaypeg!!!

        mebbie!?!?! :-)

HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMa... nowa ia godda thinka ofa someathinga coola fora Goddessa EEK!(tm)a

this mite take a minnit or longer (stey tunaed)...

NotQuiteAsBulkedUpAsThatBodybuilderDude Lumpy :-)

Sorry EEK! for the 'monument' joke picture. And you're probably right about 'Lumpy's bodybuilder's pp is too small'

I'm feeling all guilty and stuff, so here's a pic just for you and all other atbnb Goddesses!

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5275/schlong2.gif

gary m. :)

_
Lumpy Camshaft wrote this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why, spank you, EEK! :)

On 31 May 1998 16:23:15 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

EEK!: "Gary, I want you to AMAZE me!"

Gary: "Is that permitted on atbnb property?"

On Topic Lump Boy

                    :-)

ehehe you said *on* ehehehehe

you made Mr. Garrison's glasses steam up.... isn't that right, Mr. Head? <mr head> Yes it is, mr garrison, you gay old prevert" </mr head>

DAMMIT, GCRU....it's Mr. Hat , not Mr. Head ;-) ^^ ^^^

uh huh huh you said, "head"

are you sure?? every time I see the show, I heard *Mr head* maybe that's just a Freudian sliop ehehehehehe

Yeah, it's Mr. Hat. Understandable mistake though...Mr.Garrison speaks with the traditional gay lisp and I can see how 'hat' might sound like 'head' ;-)

On Sun, 24 May 1998 10:41:06 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

whoa, their dood!! its becouze yew wussed out, anad went bakc to using dumbuttian nadscrape for usenad!

 iffen yew persieviered anad were using liek
      Free Agent (free a gay ant!) then you
   could just click:::
     "Get new headers in selected groups" (liek this one),,
   then tab over to the Subject window,
        hit:::::::::::    ALT E A
    to select all teh messidges,
   then click the liddel forth-from-the-left-icon
      "Get selected message bodies",,,,

      ANAD then all the messidges are on YORE COMPUDIR,
   knot yore suckiey i-s-pee-pee-s !!! yew can hang
     up the phone, turn off yore compudir,
   wate eleventeen yeers, anad the messidges are liek
     all still there!!!!

whew! :-) that was a lotof werds!!!

helpful Lump Boy

                 :-)

..and why does gary have this on his site? eheheh ;)