"Beavis & Butthead, Tea Party Protesters"

S05E18 PartyretroMar 10, 2010, 10:43 PM ET15 years later2 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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(BEAVIS and BUTTHEAD walk down the street, finding a Tea Party rally...)

ANDERSON: ...and it's time the government paid more attention to our military...

BEAVIS: Heh, hey, that's Tom Anderson!

BUTTHEAD: Yeah huhuhuh. Let's go check it out and get us some Tit-lee-ist, or something.

BEAVIS: Yeah. heheheh

TEXAS TEA PARTY LEADER: OK, Thank you, Tom Anderson! And now we have someone to talk about the IRS, here's Dale Gribble from Arlen!

GRIBBLE: My fellow Americans, it is time for we, the American people, know about all the top-secret stuff the FBI and CIA is about to do to us. A New World Order is coming, all thanks to the income tax. There is no law that requires us to pay income tax...

BUTTHEAD: Shut up!

(noisy crowd)

ANDERSON: Hey! Dammit it's time you kids get over here and listen to something important. This is about the future of your country. Don't you care about an out of control government?

BUTTHEAD: Uhhhh....

GRIBBLE: How about top-secret Illuminati Mason high-tech weaponry?

BEAVIS: Yeah!!! Weaponry! Weaponry!

BUTTHEAD: We're there dude!

(suddenly, another crowd comes up) OTHER CROWD: NO MORE RACISM! NO MORE RACISM! VAN DRIESSEN: You right-wing nutjobs need to stop your guns and racism and help the poor!