poop!

May 12, 2003, 6:36 AM ET9 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

9 posts

aghaseeMay 12, 2003, 6:36 AM ETalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

All you ever wanted to know about poop, but were afraid to ask!

aghaseeMay 12, 2003, 9:02 AM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's like a database of poop-knowledge... huhhuhhh

King TurdMay 12, 2003, 5:33 PM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

One can never have too much poop-knowledge. That web site was like, inturdresting.

Butt-MunchMay 12, 2003, 11:15 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Damn, they should offer a test and Poopology certification or something.

So who's getting their friends/wives/husbands to scotch tape their butts tonight to check for pinworms? hehe. My wife works at a childrens' shelter, and every child that ends up there has pinworms...so every time my butt itches I make her test my anus at night. If I ever get them, I've got a microscope with digital output here in my lab and I'll post the photos heh heh.

Damn, after reading that site I need to go pinch a loaf.

If you want to poop like you've never pooped before you can go get some of those de-toxification pills on ebay or something, and clean your system out. I did it a few years ago and pooped this turd that must have been 4 feet long...and if you search the web you can find pictures of turds people have de-tox'd from their bodies reaching over 7 feet.

huh huh..

Butt-Munch www.oooers.com

"King Turd" wrote in message news:okUva.6569$[email]...

King TurdMay 15, 2003, 5:02 PM ET↩ Butt-Munchalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Butt-Munch" wrote in message news:brZva.44733$[email]...

Yeah! King Turd, PhD,Poopologist in Scatological Science.

King TurdMay 15, 2003, 5:03 PM ET↩ Butt-Munchalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"...so every time my butt

Ummm, ok, cool...but I'd rather just see naked photos of her.

CyberButtMay 17, 2003, 11:42 AM ET↩ Butt-Munchalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Tue, 13 May 2003 03:15:19 GMT, "Butt-Munch" wrote:

We should have a contest on this newsgrope to see who can poop the longest turd.

aghaseeMay 17, 2003, 11:55 AM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]... <snip>

Yeah! Like I said before, atvbnb should organise "The international Poop-n-Whizz days". Prizes for length, diameter, coloration, total distance covered, maximum flow, originality... It should be like a three-day event, with contenders from all over the world with like, nacho-stands and TP manufacturers sponsoring the event... And like, some chicks too, with tight butts and big bOObs. And in the closing stages of the poop-fest; "GrandMaster Poop & the Furious Turds" live! A gigantic show with explosions and all... It would RULE!

Gary M.May 19, 2003, 11:23 AM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

No one else needs entering the turd-coloration contest. I'll win easily. My winning entry will be bright-green turds! I've told you you all the formula before....ant I wasn't kidding either! Just spend one day eating nothing but an 18oz box of Froot Loops...the next morning dump will produce an amazing result.

More experiments of the pOopy kind:

- eat lots of spaghetti sauce one day and your turds will take on an orangish color the next day. :-|

Here was my latest experiment:   You know how when you eat corn, the
turds will have corn in them?   The other day, I ate NOTHING BUT CORN!

Will I poop out corn dogs? Will the turds consist of 100% corn? (will there be anything there to hold the corn together?) Will the "children of the corn" approve? Final result: normal turds...but a definite yellowish colorization.

huhuhuh