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Follow these instructions and you will have 2 billion turds in your bank account!
1. Go to the sewer system or your septic tank with a plastic bag.
- Grab some turds and stuff 'em in the bag.
- Go drive to the bank.
4. Go up to the hot teller and say "Hey, beh-beh, uhuhuhuhu would you like some turds?
5. She will say, "Sure, hot stuff!" and take your turds and deposit them into (huhuh you said "into") your bank account.
6. You will get a stiffie. "So, uhhhh, would you like to come to my place tonight?"
- She will hand you your receipt. "Sure thing, Butthead!"
- Go home with the hot bank teller and score.
9. ?
- Profit!
THAT'S ALL!!!
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY! If you don't score and get slapped in the face instead, there's more turds where that came from!
This program is about helping each other get money and chicks!
Success is a journey to a hot chick's thingies - not a trip to Tom Anderson's toolshed!
Start Your Journey TODAY!!!
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