MY EYES! MY EYES!

In a previous article, [email] (Matthew Carey) says:

You dork.

T.S.Penn (img100@notFound) wrote:

YOU take your fucking shot! Take it right between the eyes, you meat puppet! Why is it every time anyone says anything remotely interesting or alarming withing hearing range of a pink like you, there is some response akin to: "Ha ha, looks like you've been off the prozac again."!!! Why is it whenever anyone makes any indication of any emotion that is not immediately classifiable (i.e. annoyance that the bus is 2 minutes late, forced laughter at tired Seinfeld routines, etc), it must be a joke, or a sign of "emotional instablilty"? If anyone's emotions were stable, they'd be DEAD, they'd be just like YOU. Oh, but it's "Just a joke", right? If I started arguing with myself in front of you in real life, you'd call the cops, wouldn't you? You just can't DEAL, can you? Everything living must be KILLED "so we can all just get along and act like civilised human beings", right? I wish everything were all right with you, fat-brain gutless slime drool bucket of worms, cause then you'd be in Pink Heaven where you belong and out of my fucking backyard with your knee-jerk sneers at all things living, all laughter, all happiness, all pain, everything except the nothing into which you would draw us all! But you won't get ME! I have machine guns!!!! I'll kill you before you kill me! I'll kill all the people who kill, all those who drain Slack from the world, all things on this earth which are Pink, and then I'll kill my SELF, and it'll all be a wasteland, just like you wanted it to be. And it'll be all your FAULT, you zombose cranialogian! YOU did it, not me! I'm the savior of the universe! I am going to save all lovely things from the pain of being killed by hettites like you by killing them FIRST, then you'll never get your dingity fingaling juices all over their pure white skin and they'll be safe, we'll all be safe from being forced to be safe, for I shall bring it about, by FORCE if need be. Amen.

Icarus Damocletian, angel of Light QPM

[email] (Matthew Carey) writes:

Hey Loopi! How could you possibly miss this one with that "got in my eeyyyyyye freak me out REAL BAD" act you have?

HOLY SHIT! It's 1996! Where have I been?