Golf is cool.

Today I was playing golf in my school gym class. I realized that it is the coolest sport on earth.

First we had to choose a club. I took a 3-wood. WOOD. Huh huh huh...uh...hu huh huh. Wood. Then we set the first hole as being a telephone pole. POLE. Heheh heh heh.!!! POLE. YES!! After a few holes I built up...huh huh huh...a two stroke lead...huh huh huh uh....huh huh...uh huh huh. I said stroke. Then I alerted my friend to the fact that I was shooting (shoot. SHOOT HIM!!!! YES!!! YESS!!! SHOOT HIM!!!!!~!!) stroke number two. Number two...heh heh ...hehehheheeheh.!!!

If anyone needs more references to why golf is cool, look out for the BnB episode in which our beloved watch "Feel the Pain" by Dinosaur Jr. It's cool.

Phil Maher http://www.serve.com/Philm/

No way! Golf sucks! I hate Gole- I can never get anything into the right HOLE. Maybe there's something wrong with my BALLS?

BTW, Phil, when you play, be sure to have a firm grip on the shaft and watch out or you'll get penalized; uhh huh huh huh, "penal".."shaft".

Alex and stuff, who is now finding that, thanks to B&B, golf isn't so boring after all or something.