Missing in Action..

O.k,

This holiday sucks.. Where is the 'old crowd'? I mean I see Dale, and Prof. Bungmunch, Jay Huldeen, The Right Reverend $awyer Browneye, and those guys but we haven't seen:

Dong CherylAnn Dianne Hottle

Missing but accounted for:

AllisonHeather Bill Seksenski Erin Tirrell & Jen..

And let us not forget our 'fallen comrades' no longer on 'the net'..

Zrock (may have relocated to Colo-nad-o and be living under an assumed alias) Ravy (Rachelle Vittorio, in school somewhere in Dallas... But computerless)

<*Sniff*>, now it's just a bunch of fartknockers posting stupid 'Virtual Stupidity' crap!

In message , [email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

Dammit! I hate being left out. I'm family dammit! I've been here for over a year and a half. :) And don't forget Drewbob.

What about Adam. He's fallen, and he can't get it up...heheheheheh.

Yeah, play the game. If you can't figure it out, you are not a true Beavis and Butt-Head fan. Buttknockers!

Scot J. Trudeau ([email]) wrote:

Uhh.... Oh yeah.... Sorry about that dude, yea and Mr. Trudeau, and Drewbob and any other fartknocker I forgot.. Sorry dudes... Like uhh short term... uhhh err uhhhh what was I talking about?

Yea, and 'nadam.. I think a few folks are still pissed at him... I was absent when the 'controversy' took place..

Yea... If you can't figure it out, you are a dumbass... I haven't played it but I'm not gonna like cheat when I do... "How do I do this? How do I do that?" Freakin' Whaaaaa!!!! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh..

Hey Scot, can I be in the atbnb Special Forces <tm> too?

In message , [email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

Your short term erections? huhuhuhuh...

I miss him actually. Mainly cause of his gentle way with binary posters. ;)

Anyone who asks should be declared a felcher.

I guess. You'll have to ask the Rev. Browneye and stuff.

Mr. Trudeau writes:

Bwahahahahahaha! emehehehehe...ehehehehehemuemehehehe..... Whoa!

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

In a partircularly "newsy" article [email] (Steve Jenkins) writes:

Uhhhh.... yeah, like you *wish!*... emeheheheheheh...ehehehehehe.... FIRE!!! FIRE!!! emehehehehehe....

Thank you for your kind words and stuff...emeheheheheheh...

thankyoudrivethrough...

journalism is it? hmmm... quite interesting... : ^)

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

[email] (John Strong) wrote:

No way dude, I saw her first! It's like she doesn't go for that approach, and anyways she wants me. Yeah, this is cool.

[email] (John Strong) wrote:

No way dude! It's like she already said that I was so good that no other man could ever match up. And she likes the blue nads too, she says they're sexy.

On 3 Jan 1996, Steven Bradley Burger wrote:

Cool... we were counted... "one-a...a two-ahh... two buttknockers!!!"

We'll be back in the group soon Steve!  We're just like... umm... busy...
uh huh huh huh...  BTW: this is Allison in burrito... uh huh huh...
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Scot's here and so are Neheb-ka-f, Kathy D., and Paul "VD" Graaf. We are holding the fart.

I dunno... sounds kinda suspish... wasn't CherylAnn supposed to have her Web site up by now?

She's busy UUencoding her thingies, and stuff.

Heh heh heh. Is Dr. Bill in burrito too?

Hoping that everybody gets to score in 1996, Rev. I. $awyer Browneye

"Rev. I. $awyer Browneye" wrote:

I kid you not: "VD" was my nickname in high school. It was cool or something, but it kinda made it hard to score. I would, like answer to it and stuff. I didn't care... I guess I was pretty cool back then. Now I'm just an old fartknocker.

Paul "VD" van de Graaf

Yea, Cheryl Ann sent me like a belated birthday/xmas card thingie... she's been 'off line' since before Xmas.. But she claims to be 'working on the web page'.... She misses us... Awwwhhhhhh

Uhh wait a minute, Allison is posting from Bills account? Uhhh Ohhh yea, he's her 'brother'.. huhuhuhuhuh.. So are you guys like doing a little drinking? Watching a little Sesame Street?

...... no comment at this time.......

[email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

No doubt 'Al' and Bill are watching tapes of avowed homosexuals Ernie and Bert for their depraved sexual fantasies. Boiiiiinggg!

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

On Tue, 9 Jan 1996, Sauron wrote:

F is for fetish, dat good enuf for me,
F is for fetish, dat good enuf for me,
F is for fetish, dat good enuf for me,
Fetish fetish fetish good for meeeeee....
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In message ,

No way dude. I never hold a fart! hehehehehe...

Like, I wanna get mine up. Still need to send a message to Dan about the Episode guide possibly being on my page (with new updates!).

Yeah, that'll rule!

Done that a few times myself. Stay out of the taco bell group though. They always know who you are!

Bill: "Cool... we were counted... "one-a...a two-ahh... two buttknockers!!!"
       We'll be back in the group soon Steve!  We're just like... umm...
       busy... uh huh huh huh..."

Dale: "Yeah, heh heh, metoo, heh mheh heh mhehehe......"

Allison: "Are you guys ready yet?"

Bill: "Uhhhhhhhhhhh, no, huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu......"

Dale: "We need, um, heh heh, we need a quiet time or something, mheh hehehe.. mheh hehehehehehe......"

Bill & Dale: "huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu.....mheh heh hehehehehehe.... huhuhuhu...."

Bill: "Hey, Dale, huh huh, I've still got a woody woodpacker, huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu........"

<<Tire screeching outside>>

<Dong enters the beauty shop>

Dong: (hugging and kissing Allison) "Hmmmmmm....baby. Come on, man. Let's get out of here..."

Allison: "hehehehe... I can't. I gotta cut their hair."

Dong: (looking at Bill & Dale) "Those little asswipes? Hang on for a second. This won't take long..."

<Dong picks up scissors and approaches Bill & Dale>

Bill & Dale: (blank stare)

Bill: "Uhhhhhhhh, I think we're ready now, huh huh huhuhuhu....."

Dale: "Yeah, heh heh, metoo, mheh mhehehe....."

<Dong cuts their hair>

Dale: (blank stare) "Um, heh heh, just a little cut off the top, mheh heh..."

<Later, Dong & Allison leave riding on a steamroller>

Bill: "Huh huh huhuhuhu... Hey, Dale, huh huh, your haircut sucks, huh huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhu..."

Dale: "mheh heh mhehehe... Well, yours sucks worse, heh heh mheh mhehehe...."

Bill: "Dong's pretty cool, but he sucks at cutting hair, huh huh huhuhuhu..."

Dale: "mheh hehehe, yeah, and he called us asswipes, heh heh mhehehe mhehe.."

Bill & Dale: "huhuhu huhuhuhuhu.... mheh heh hehehehehe.... huh huhuhuhu...."

OH NO!!! The evil doctor has kidnapped the Queen of Buttland, and is holding her prisoner in his evil dungeon (rhymes with "plungin")

He may be torturing her this very minute.

Quick!! Sir Spanks-a-Lot and i shall go on a quest to rescue the fair Queen Allison from his clutches.

Dr Spankenstein Spankmaster General for Buttland Province

On 7 Jan 1996, Dr Spankenstein wrote:

<cue dramatic organ soundtrack (huh huh huh...organ)>

Dr. Bill: Heh heh heh heh heh....I have you now, my sweet!....

DB: Another Barney video, dearest? Or maybe some music instead? Hmmmm.....Boxcar Willie? Slim Whitman? Nana Mouskouri? Hootie and the Blowfish?

You'll never take me alive, Spankenstein!!! Or something.

Bill Sekscenski wrote:

Is that like as in "Bill and his swinging organ"? HUh huHUhh!!!

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

In article ,

Ahh!!! Don't touch me!!! I'm gonna kick your ass!!!!

Ahh!! Noo!! This sucks!!! Change it!!!

Use the tazer!!! The TAZER!!!!!!!

Allison Buttland

"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."

Yea, but what I want to know is where did all the new people come from? I know I've only been here a few months, but it seemed like a bunch of people got computers for Xmas and all they do is post crap about Virtual Stupidity and more stuff about Beavis being gay.

So, what's wrong with that?

Well, isn't he gay?

"Passmore" ? As my sphincter gets looser, I "pass-more" ?

The Flatulent Faggot

Farts, felches and finger-rubs a speciality

In article , [email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

|O.k, | |This holiday sucks.. Where is the 'old crowd'? I mean I see Dale, and Prof. |Bungmunch, Jay Huldeen, The Right Reverend $awyer Browneye, and those guys |but we haven't seen: | |Dong

I'm like, right here.

|<*Sniff*>, now it's just a bunch of fartknockers posting stupid 'Virtual |Stupidity' crap!

They sucked so bad that I had to leave for a while.

[email] (Dong-Ick Lee) wrote:

Hello, Dong. I'm back, and economics still sucks!

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

[email] (Jay Huldeen) wrote:

I'm back - I moved to Pittsburgh. This place rules! -Sauron (inquire at Minas Morgul) Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

[email] (Sauron) wrote:

Uh, good to have ya back and stuff, Sauron. Say hello to Yancey Thigpen for me. And please put the Bills out of all of our misery.

Don Cornholione Packers 35, Sixty-Niners 24

Don Cornholione wrote:

It was a good game - I thought for a minute the Bills were going to pull another Houston. How about Green Bay? (Packers, huh huh huh) Now Philly has to beat Dallas...

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

Hey! where in Pittsburgh are you? I live in Oakland. Do you live in "the Strip district" he huh huh... cool

T.T. ( he he he.. my initials are "T.T.")