Ambition...

I have decided on my life ambition: Get a big hot air balloon and fly it over a densely populated area. Then, take a huge dump over the side.

Tom Bird wrote:

Why don't you just go on an airplane like every one else. Then the pilot like dumps it in mid air and then it like turns into a big frozen ball of turds and crashes thru some ones house. I like read about it in a news paper and it got me wondering if i had like contributed to a big ball of feces that like killed some one or something. Heh m heh!

In article , Evil Beavis writes

It's not so personal and it can be delivered with far more accuracy straight from the butt.

I saw this picture of a dead woman with a 6 foot shard of frozen piss speared through her. GCRU probably has the address somewhere.

Why not just make it cheap and take a few dups in a bucket and go up a tall building and...

When pepole stop and look at your masterpiece you could try to piss on them.

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loco _ wrote:

You don't even have to do that; you could just go down to the cafeteria while people are eating, and, like, climb up on the table, then pull down your pants and go *poop* over there, then go *poop* over here, and a little *poop* over there..........It's chicken-fried steak! Mmmm-heh-heh-heheheheeeeehe

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes

eheh LOL! It was a really long yellow spear. No idea where butt I'll keep looking.

A capitol idea! May I suggest plenty of Taco Bell and Ex-Lax before takeoff?

In article , Grobbus writes

If I go high enough, it might make a frozen spear of diarrhoea.

Uhuhuhhu diarrhoea spear... :)

Yeah! Yeah! And, like, some beer! And maybe a few chicks, too! Mheheeehehehehehe

Be sure to eat some corn the night before! ;-D