The Beavis & Butt-Head FAQ is now available here:
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image
I will leave it there for a while so people can look at it and send me any comments, corrections, etc. that they might have and I can make the changes. Once that is complete, I will post the complete and updated FAQ here.
Operator: Emergency services, may I help you?
Beavis: Um... Heheh, Butthead and I were watching this show.. heheh..
And this guy had his finger up his butt... heheh.. and he
said ...
Operator: Excuse me sir, but is there an emergency?
Beavis: Hehheh, oh yeah.. Butthead's choking.
Operator: Have you performed the heimlich maneuver?
Beavis: Hehheheh.. Is this one of those 976 numbers? Hehhe... Hey
Baby...
Operator: I repeat... Have you heimliched the victim?!?
Beavis: Hehheheh hm. Have I licked his rectum? NO WAY! Hehheh hem.
But one time Butthead and I were playing truth or dare and...
Operator: Sir, if you want to help your friend, you're going to have
to perform the heimlich.
Beavis: Heh, um... He's not really my friend.....
Hehheh, hmm, sorry, just one of my favorite episodes or something...
Hehheh, my favorite quote from this one is probably at the end:
[Beavis walks in, Butthead is layed out on the floor, purple]
B: Hehheh, hmm, I got a sign here, it says "All Employees must wash hands before returning to work... [steps on Butthead, and the chicken flies out of his mouth.] BH: Huhuh, huh huh. B: Hey, asswipe! What are you doing in the floor? I almost tripped!
Dave