Frequently Unasked Questions

Jan 15, 19962 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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[email] (Jay Huldeen) wrote:

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here are some of my own additions to the FUQ:

Q: I want to talk about Zoogz Rift and how cool he is.

A: I don't know who Zoogz Rift is and I don't care. He sounds like a chode.

Q: CherylAnn is my girlfriend. Nobody else can talk to her or I'll kick your ass.

A: Did you hear about that guy that was arrested for stalking Madonna? You are following in his footsteps.

Q: I think Americans are silly.

A: Americans RULE!!!

That's all... One for the thumb, baby!!!

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

hacksaw # pgh.net@2:248/4002.99 wrote:

Hi hacksaw # pgh.net,

Q: That is a bunghole? A: You are a bunghole, bunghole.

Q: Dudes suck, that is the easiest way to become a chick? A: Post some binary pictures of your bathroom.

Q: Is Beavis gay? A: Take your fingers out of your butt.

Q: I find Michael Jackson is a really cool guy, is this the right group for me? A: Yes, every group needs some buttmunches to kick their asses.

Q: Last night I had a wet dream 'bout Lady Di. A: Run run run run - cut of your wiener quickly while saying bunghole bunghole bunghole... maybe you'll keep human form

Q: I find this Beavis and Butt-head boys moral inacceptable! I demand to end this adject discussion about it, do you agree? A: hehe hehe mm hheeh... uh uh huhuhu huhu hu uh hu... *peekaboo*

Q: How do I get some toadstools in Virtual Stupidity? A: Just grab some out of your butt or ask your mother politely to give your some of the green one out of her vagina, that are the best.

Q: I tell you to stop spanking monkeys, violence against animals is atrocious! A: Become eighteen an watch some porns, you'll probably note something unusual. If not, you'll become a great choral singer, that's ok, too.

Bye, Joerki