i had an idea

Mar 24, 2000, 10:24 PM ET13 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
13 posts
The Reverend Dennis Evahuoyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

uuuuh, it's like really hard huh huh, uh *difficult* to write an entire fan-fic, so how about just write one or two LINES, everyone add on a little to the story and let it flow!

so here are the rules:

  • you can change any words anyone else wrote.
  • anyone else can change the words YOU wrote.
  • no whining about rule 1 or 2, hehe "number two"
  • just add a line or two, don't knock yourself out.
  • RULES SUCK!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??? PRANCING IN HERE AND BOSSING PEOPLE AROUND!!! GET LOST!!!
  • uh, disregard rule 5.

so here's the start of the:

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Beavis and Butt-head are walking down the street.

Butt-head: Huh, huh huh, this sucks!

Beavis: Yeh yeh, me too!

Bobo the CLown↩ melvinalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sat, 25 Mar 2000 22:15:17 GMT, [email] (melvin) wrote:

Butthead - Uh, we've been standing here like for a whole day or something.

BEavis - this SUCKS!!

Two naked chicks appear

King Turd↩ nonealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In article , [email] says...

Butthead: <Rubs eyes> Yeah..the god of all that is cool has finally let me score! I'm gonna have, like, a massage a thraa or something! Hey Baby! Like, howsitgoin?

Beavis: <rubs weiner> Yeah, YEAH! Mhehehe...check out her thingies!! Its like...ummmmm..uhhhh..3 thingies or something!!

Hilary Skank↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 29 Mar 2000 20:07:17 GMT, [email] (K��g T�rd) triumphantly reappeared in atbnb and wrote:

Butt-head: Whoa! It's that Kind Turd dude!

Beavis: What? I thought it was two naked sluts!?!?!

Butt-head: No, he like wrote words or something.

Chick #1: Are you gonna stand there yammering all day?

Butt-head: Huh, huh, huh, I'm yammering my ding-dong.

Jon S.↩ Hilary Skankalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Chick #2 (goes right up to the boys, and says, to their faces in a husky voice): So, what do you boys have in mind?

Butt-Head (amazed, goggle-eyed) Uhhhhhh...huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh

Beavis (also amazed & goggle-eyed) M-heh-heh hehehheheeeheeheeeehehehhehhhehhehheh Oh my god hehhehhehhhehheeeheeheehhehhehheh

Chick #2(practically pushing her bare boobs in their faces): Don't you boys want to.........Do It?

(Beavis & Butt-Head are now almost completely hysterical with laughter. It is at this point that the face of MR. VAN DRIESSEN pops up from some nearby bushes)

Van Driessen: Ah, Beavis and Butt-Head, what a surprise! I see you've met my two friends, Moonchild and Star! We were just expressing our love of our mother earth by letting our bodies roam free the way nature intended us to.

(Van Driessen emerges from the bushes, and he is naked too. The overly titilated <huh-huh huh-huh> expressions on the faces of Beavis & Butt-Head turn to looks of horror.)

Beavis: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Butt-Head: UHHHHUHHHHUUHHHHHH!!!!

(a moment of uncomfortable silence follows where everybody just sorta looks at each other)

Butt-Head: Dammit Beavis, I was about to score with two chicks, then you had to get looked at by Van Driessen and screw it all up!

LongMcDong↩ The Reverend Dennis Evahuoyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Umm, if you say so dude? Heh m heh!

The Reverend Dennis Evahuoy took a big dump on the information super highway:

(Beavis and Butt-Head keep walking, and stop in front of a transvestite bar.)

Butt-Head: Whoa! Hey beavis, check it out! A bar full of chicks.

Beavis: Yea. Yea! Ummm, but why is there no guys?

Butt-Head: Theres a bar full of chicks, and you wonder why theres no guys?! I'm a little disappointed in you beavis.

Beavis: Heh m heh! You said "pointed."

Butt-Head: Oh yea. Huh huh huh! Uhhh? I like heard that if you get a chick drunk, she'll put out.

Beavis: Really! Heh m heh! Kewl. Maybe if we wait for a chick to get drunk. We can like finally score. Heh m heh.

Butt-Head: We're there dude. Uhh huh huh huh.

(Beavis and Butt-Head walk into the bar. Butt-Head walks up to a transvestite at the bar, palces his hand on his sholder...)

Butt-Head: Hey baby. So uhh, what are you drinking? Uhh huh huh huh......

[I'd love to finish this story, but like to see people add to it instead]

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Amy Grunt↩ LongMcDongalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Wed, 29 Mar 2000 21:05:51 -0700, LongMcDong wrote:

TV: Hi, handsome, you wanna go out back and do it?

Butt-head: Huh huh, you said "hand".

Beavis: Um, watch out, Butt-head!

Butt-head: Shut UP, Beavis, I'm about to score!

Beavis: Yeh, yeh, that uh, chick has a banana in her pants.

LongMcDong↩ The Reverend Dennis Evahuoyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Umm, if you say so dude? Heh m heh!

The Reverend Dennis Evahuoy took a big dump on the information super highway:

(Beavis and Butt-Head keep walking, and stop in front of a transvestite bar.)

Butt-Head: Whoa! Hey beavis, check it out! A bar full of chicks.

Beavis: Yea. Yea! Ummm, but why is there no guys?

Butt-Head: Theres a bar full of chicks, and you wonder why theres no guys?! I'm a little disappointed in you beavis.

Beavis: Heh m heh! You said "pointed in you."

Butt-Head: Oh yea. Huh huh huh! Uhhh? I like heard that if you get a chick drunk, she'll put out.

Beavis: Really! Heh m heh! Kewl. Maybe if we wait for a chick to get drunk. We can like finally score. Heh m heh.

Butt-Head: We're there dude. Uhh huh huh huh.

(Beavis and Butt-Head walk into the bar. Butt-Head walks up to a transvestite at the bar, palces his hand on his sholder...)

Butt-Head: Hey baby. So uhh, what are you drinking? Uhh huh huh huh......

[I'd love to finish this story, but like to see people add to it instead]

Y ) Y _ Y _ \Y _ Y Y Y _ Y _ \ Y _ Y _ \Y _ Y | | | | | | | |__| | l__| | \| | | | | |__| | |__| | | | | | | \_/ | |__| | \ | | | | | | | 1 | 1 | | | l | | | l | l / l | | | l |
Bill Gaytes↩ LongMcDongalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Wed, 29 Mar 2000 21:23:32 -0700, LongMcDong wrote:

Transvestive (gruff voice): HI THERE, YOU'RE CUTE.

Butt-head: Uuuuuhh, wait a minute! This sucks!

Transvestite (fake girlie voice): Your place or mine?

Beavis: AARGH! BUTT-HEAD, THESE ARE ALL DUDES!

Butt-head: Dammit, this really pisses me off!

Beavis: Yeh yeh, me too, almost as much as that damn Yahoo email always crapping out on me when I need it most!

Transvestite: Ooooh, you need it...

Beavis : Don't touch me, fartknocker!! I'll

Professor Fartsworth↩ Bill Gaytesalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Wed, 05 Apr 2000 05:28:37 GMT, (Bill Gaytes) wrote:

Beavis : Don't touch me, fartknocker!! I'll get all stupid and forget to watch Futurama tonite!!

Coach Buzzcut: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS A SPAM!?!?!?!?!?!

Butt-head: Uh, what are you doing here?

Buzzcut: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY YOU LITTLE PUSS-BALL!!!

Beavis (whispering): I think he wants you, Butt-head...

Gary M.↩ Professor Fartsworthalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Buzzcut: I HEARD THAT you puny little, punk-ass piece of CRAP!!!!!!

VanDreissan walks in: Now coach...these are innocent children. You should show them love and understanding.

Buzzcut: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU HIPPIE BASTARD!!!!

Bender walks in: Ahhh, music to my voice processor!

Buzzcut: GET THE HELL OUTTA MY GYM, TIN-MAN!!!!

Bender: Kiss my hard metal ass, coachie woachie! hahahahaha

Butthead: Whoa, huhhuh, that robot dude is cool!

Beavis: Yeah, meh ehehheh

Bender: Hey *coach*, drop and give me twenty.... dollars heh heh"