Alt Tv Rewind

blubburJul 7, 1996alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

It's the Late Show with David Letterman
Tonight:
         cult-cartoon character Beavis
         wuss-cartoon character Stuart
       - But he may be cancelled when he pees
       in his pants, and will be replaced by
       Clint Eastwood -
   .. musical guest star: Cher featuring ButtHead

and now, the man who sings in the rain and laughs at a hurricane.. DAAAAVID LLLLETTERMAN!

and Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra

Letterman>Hi, how are you, my name is Dave Letterman,
          I'm the host of the Late Show, and.. AND
          you are the audience.
          One more thing: I am -THE- most powerful man
          in broadcasting history. (or something)
          Boy, tonight we have some show for ya <blabla>
Beavis>Hey how are ye? hm-heheh
Letterman>Yes, we managed with the uh..newest computer technology
          to actually GET Beavis FROM the drawing pads (i don't
          know how that works) INTO the real world, ladies and
          gentlemen.
Beavis>Yehyeh, now where's the toilet hmhehem..Toilets are cool
       ...e. they RULE. RRRulE. Where are they? I like, you know..
          need to do a number 2 'n stuff.
Letterman>I never found the damn things myself, Beavis. Now could
          you sit in this chair for a minute and tell us about
          your recent life in cartoonworld?
Beavis>Ehhh....<blank stare, no move>.. eh..dammit, where's the tv?
       ...mumbulumumbel...THIS SUCKS! ehem..yeh heheh.
Letterman><grins> Yes, it does, doesn't it? <reaches under his desk>
          I got you a little present, dude (I like to say "duuude").
          Lemme, get it here for ya..CROGH! that's heavy
Beavis>Woa! hehe.. a big giant balloon! It looks like a butt!
       Is it infl..flata.. can I use it asa swimming belt?
Letterman>I really wouldn't know. Maybe you can let Stuart try it
          out for you.
Beavis>Ehm..oh yeh hehhe..stuartheheheh
Letterman>Would you like a canned ham with that, sir? Now Beavis,
          what is it that makes you so popular with those chicks
          on the Internet?
Beavis>Chicks? WHERE? WHERE are they?
        <stands up and starts walking into the audience>
       Heme heheh. You said "inter" heheh.
Cheryl+Kathy+Lily+Michele (named in aphabelitical order)
     > We are HERE, Beavis! MWoh mwoh.
Michele>Com'an an lemme see you upclose, my little studd.
Cheryl> I love that smile on you, Beavis. I wrote a poem on you.
Kathy> COME *HERE* come HERE!!
Lily> You know that my love for you is true, Beavis. I would
      defend your butt ANYTIME.

Letterman>Uh..we're gonna do a commercial now folks.
         <throws a pencil at the camera>
         Sorry, Inky.
         WE'LL B RIGHT BACK

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