Beavis and ButtHead Anonymous

Hello friends and Fans of Beavis & ButtHead!

Are you suffering from withdrawals since the hiatus? Do you keep those vcr tapes of your moronathons going day and night? Do you find youself wanting nutmeg at the strangest times?

WELL, if you answered yes to any one of these questions, you may be about ready for BBAnonymous. BBA is a 12-step program developed by a dumbass just like you to help to get you back into reality. No, wait a minute...that would SUCK. I mean...Ok, the 12-step program is like a methadone treatment or something. Just another way to tide the BnBH jones for some other day.

Here's how to join:
			1.  Read "Intelligent Person" postings 12 times daily.
		  	2.  Begin to wean your craving by writing more and more
			     articles that use the BnBH dialogue!  The more of it
			     you post here, the better we all become.
			3.  Intelligent Person must admit that he  has no control over
 			     Beavis & ButtHead fans here and that he has a disease
			     called "humor-interruptus" or something.
			4.  All the chicks posting here must start to give the dudes
			    something really special to read.  heheheheh  ; )
			5.  Send $5.00 to my attention at my address.

Thankyoudrivethrough.

CherylAnn

In article , [email] says...

yeah! yeah! it's like, they tell me, toni, toni, you got big problems, you wanna talk about it? and i say, no, no, i'll work it out myself....

daily. AAAHHH! NOOOO! get outta here before he tries to screw us all!!!

                             more articles that use the BnBH dialogue!  The
                             more of it you post here, the better we all
                             become.

but it like, hurts when i use my imagination.

                             control over Beavis & ButtHead fans here and that
                             he has a disease called "humor-interruptus" or
                             something.

complicated by symptoms of 'ihavetoomuchtimeonmyhands' and 'can'tevenspelldumbass'. he needs the leading subscription cold remedy or something!

                             the dudes something really special to read.
                             heheheheh  ; )

(* *) <-- ascii picture of my thingies. i don't do binaries.

sorry! i spent my last money on dirty magazines & nachos.

--toni

Antoinette M Niebieszczanski answers the the burning questions:

Yep, Classic Symptoms or something.... eheheheheheh (toni, are you sure you don't want to talk about it? emeheheh heheheheh)

With WHAT? eheheheheheheheheheheheh!

Uhhh...ok. Like, don't hurt yourself or anything. Just hang around or something. :)

ROTFLMAO!!! He needs the leading subscription of RubberRussion or something.

Way to go, Toni! eheheheheheheh... the dudes are gonna try to score now. Just tell them you don't do binaries. emeheheheheh heheheh

That's ok. I don't have any hard feelings (emeheheheh "hard") cuz you spent your money already. Just don't bogart those nachos, mm-kay?

CherylAnn

"Oh how cute! Is that an extra belly-button?" --"Short Short Man" by 20 Fingers

Cat wrote: 4. All the chicks posting here must start to give the dudes

YEAH,YEAH!!! Show us your thingies! Boioioinnggg!

(*)(*)   (_)(_)

Here's a couple butts for ya...

< | > pointy butt ( | ) huge butt

( \ ) slanty buttcrack

uhuhuhuhuhuh...

Valerie (who hopes to see Smashing POOPkins Nov. 20th! That'll be cool! Billy is God, I tell you! mhmehehehemhmehmehmemheh....)

          __| |__
         /(* Y *)\
         | \   / |
           | . |
          /  Y  \
          |  |  |

That's about all I can do for ascii....

CherylAnn

Um...I just spanked my monkey while looking at a Y, some parenfeces, and a period...huh-huh...period...anyway...I feel sorta dirty. Is that normal?

Cat wrote:

check it out...the ascii chicks got a butt for a head...mhehehehehehe Mike