For starters Brian, can I ask you something, do you own this newsgroup? The next time you call me a buttknocker, I will personally find you and shove your computer monitor up your skinny little ass. I posted a binary file called SHOOTASS.WAV to thr newsgroup, it was a small binary file, I know this is a discussion newsgroup, but it was a small file to help someone out. I don't make it a habit of posting binaries, but at the time, I didn't get the address of the person posing the request. If I would have the address of the person that requested the .WAV file, I would have sent it to him via E-mail. So, do me a favor, DON'T POST YOUR LITTLE BITCH MESSAGES IN MY MAILBOX!!! I am not going to insult you, and I realise that posting binaries to this newsgroup is not cool, but keep your little bitch messages to yourself! This newsgroup is UNMODERATED! Remember that! There is no boss to this newsgroup, as it is UNMODERATED! Later, Joe at [email]
This is to Brian Heath...
so, basically... it's ok for you to break the "rules" cuz you wanted to... and the threats just make you look, well, stupid... the best thing is you crow about there being no "boss", on this group and then get out of shape over a little posting...
grow up you little... buttknocker...
[email] (Majestic 13) wrote:
Quite frankly, yes. The major contributers and the long term posters in this group do collectively "own" this group. They have made the content worth reading and kept the binary posting down so that the group will still be carried.
Why are you posting this for everyone to see? Does this make you feel more powerful. If so, you are a lame excuse for a male human being. Leave your personal attacks to email.
Translation: I was lazy and didn't want to look up the guy's address. So I decide to inconvience the rest of the group and break a known rule on this news group and then I decided to act shocked and indignant when someone called me on it. Then I decided to post my personal problems with Brian to the group and further annoy and antagonize people, since replying by email would not be nearly as exciting. I just want to demonstrate to the group that everything he said about me is true, and I hope I get into the felcher hall of fame.
Quite frankly, DON'T POST YOUR LITTLE BITCH MESSAGES TO THE NEWSGROUP!!! Brian's mail address is no secret.
No, this group is policed by the Atbnbsf. Brian Heath was just the one who was the most pissed off at you and fired first. If you think Brian getting on your case is bad, wait until you feel the full force of the Atbnb Special Forces <TM> and the Knights of Buttland.
A simple, "I'm sorry." would have sufficed. But what is really going to tick people off is your admission that you knew about the no-binaries rule, broke it anyway AND then whined about getting spanked to the group.
By these actions you have earned nomination as felcher of the week. If you are already nominated, then I cast my vote.
Oh, my the way... you're a buttknocker.
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf
yeh...
I second everything that the almight Sir Spanks said above...
And you're a shit-stabbing, cock-sucking fartknocker
Giant Underpants From Outer Space
[email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:
A little explanation of this statement, so I am not misunderstood. What I am saying is that we all "own" this newsgroup. That is, people who use this group properly and follow long established simple codes of conduct.
Policed may have been too strong a word, but the group is not moderated. It has a very small set of self established rules, which are inforced by ATBNB SF and other like-minded individuals who support their efforts.
Thankyouforallowingmetoclarifymypositiondrivethrough
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf
Hi Brian, I want to jump in here and aplogize to you for the nasty letterI posted here. I have had a few people e-mail me and ask me not to post binaries in this newsgroup, sorry I did, and especially sorry for getting nasty with you. However, I did post some Beavis and Butthead .WAV files in the newsgroup alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons. The files I posted there are a .ZIPped UUencoded file of several B&& .WAV files. I won't post any more binaries here, I will be posting a few more B&B .WAV files to the newsgroup I mentioned. Brian, if you or anyone else is interested, I have quite a few .WAV files I would like to post of Beavis and Butthead in the a.b.s.cartoons newsgroup. You will like the one I have of Buzzcut, and I will post it there later on tonight. Sorry again Brian for the nasty letter, I have no hard feelings towards you or anyone else on this newsgroup. I deleted the original message, it doesn't belong in this newsgroup, Brian and all you other B&B fans, be good and take care. I shouldn't have gone off like I did, and I don't want wars with anyone. Be good and peace to all here!:) Joe at [email]
[email] (Joe Fealkovich) wrote:
Well said, and don't any of my flames seriously either. All in fun. You obviously didn't go to Haavard.
Long story... meow meow, see "The History of the AOF-S War"" at Bungmunch University:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/3974/
Welcome to the group, you have like passed (uh uh passed) the initilization rites or something.
Yours in Beavis... Meow,
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf
Yeah, the dude did this to me a couple of months ago when i posted a file called FIRE.WAV . I will help you find him and shove his whole computer up his ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People like that must be killed.ASSHOLES SUCK!!!!
BUTTHEAD (KING OF ALL COOL CRAP)
No, you won't, you fudge-packer!!!!
You will shut your mouth, and behave your buttknockering self.
You think brian is bad????
Wait till you piss off the rest o0f the group, with your whining....
This group does not like binaries...the wishes of the majority rule,
in the case of unmoderated newsgroups....that's the "law".....
like it or not, that's the "law" of usenet.
If you don't like it, shut the hell up, get the fuck out....
If you do like the rule, then behave and abide by the rule..
If you have binaries post a TEXT MESSAGE to this NG, tell us where
we can find the file (ie: a binary newsgroup) and we will be grateful
for your generosity.
Post it here, you will get this result...people hating your sorry ass..
So, shut up, faggot!
Giant Underpants From Outer Space
Booty-saliva/Butthead wrote:
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Blah Blah Blah... words... whine... whine... whine...
My! How all these felchers just LOVE dreaming about shoving stuff up people's asses! You guys should start small though... small hamsters and gerbils are what most felchers start out with. Although you guys appear to be advanced cases.
Perhaps Joe Felchovich and Booty-Saliva/Butthead should get together for a few felching sessions and ram stuff up each others anuses. Then they can watch Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street and play with a rubber ducky.
Guys(and I use that term loosely), look it's nothing personal. You just don't get it.
If you post binaries on this group, you are going to get spanked. If you whine about geting spanked, then you are going to be spanked even more thoroughly. And if you really start acting like a real buttknockers, you are going to get people mad and far more drastic things happen, like your ISP access getting yanked etc.
Brian happens to be a little more zealous about it than some of the other regulars. That's why you got spanked by him first. Since he does such a good job, sometime we don't have the energy to do the same.
But we back his actions 100%. Just abide by the very simple rules and no one will get spanked (unless they want to).
I think I'll do a little spanking myself now... ehehehehehehe... that's a pretty good idea... mehehehehehe....
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf
Once upon a time, [email] (Joe Fealkovich) wrote:
- For starters Brian, can I ask you something, do you own this newsgroup?
No I don't own this newsgroup. But I have been following it for more than two years and I've slowly seen it turn from a friendly (?!) discussion of Beavis and Butt-head into a place with much more noise than any real content. Between stupid, off-topic, crossposted crap to spammers to binary posters who have no regard for proper USENET practices (and a "go to hell I'll do what I want" attitude), this place has suffered significantly.
No one owns this newsgroup -- but there are a group of veterans who've been in this newsgroup a while who've taken it upon ourselves to try to at least keep some semblance of order. I'm one of those people -- and there are about a dozen others who are behind me 100 percent (and I back the others 100 percent) when any of us address binary posting, spamming, and other general stupidity in this newsgroup. One of the things we try to do is keep at least a little on-topic discussion here and tell folks anything else isn't welcome.
* The * next time you call me a buttknocker, I will personally find you and shove * your computer monitor up your skinny little ass.
I noticed you have a Cleveland Freenet account, and so do I. I grew up near Cleveland and happen to get back to Northeast Ohio on a regular basis. If you'd like to follow through on this childish little threat, maybe the next time I get back there, I can arrange a meeting between the two of us where you could attempt to put these words into action. :)
* I posted a binary file called * SHOOTASS.WAV to thr newsgroup, it was a small binary file, I know this is a * discussion newsgroup, but it was a small file to help someone out. I don't * make it a habit of posting binaries, but at the time, I didn't get the address * of the person posing the request. If I would have the address of the person * that requested the .WAV file, I would have sent it to him via E-mail.
The appropriate thing would have been to either post it to alt.binaries.sounds.tv or alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons, then post a message here pointing us to it. It's considered a no-no to post binary files to discussion newsgroups -- and it's a real easy mistake to avoid.
* So, do * me a favor, DON'T POST YOUR LITTLE BITCH MESSAGES IN MY MAILBOX!!! I am not * going to insult you, and I realise that posting binaries to this newsgroup * is not cool, but keep your little bitch messages to yourself! This newsgroup * is UNMODERATED! Remember that! There is no boss to this newsgroup, as it is * UNMODERATED!
I am not the moderator of this newsgroup (neither are any or all of the atvbnb Special Forces), nor do I want to be.
But, if folks spit in the face of the purpose of this newsgroup and post inappropriate material here, I or someone else WILL address it. Someone will reply to it here and if that person is me, as a courtesy to the poster I will send a copy of the reply by e-mail (if I can). If needed, I will also attempt to find the domain where the message originated and address the problem with the site administrator there.
You haven't convinced me with your tirade.
- Later, Joe at [email]
I'll be waiting. :)
Brian
Brian Heath <<------------------------------>> [email]
Minister of Butt Dip-lom-ass-y --------------- Kingdom of Buttland
http://www.seanet.com/~heathbar
Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.
Endowed with Two Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster.
Alex: "I remind you to phrase your response in the form of a question."
Butt-head: "What are you? A Dumbass?"Unmoderated does not mean you can ignore the established standards of the group and just post whatever binary file you wish, regardless of size. As Im sure you understand, binaries take up alot of space and when posted frequently to groups which are not binary groups can get a group cancelled from a server. As far as owning the group, the group is 'run' by the established regulars, so if that translates to meaning that someone individually or collectively "owns" the group then "yes" is the answer. There is an ongoing distain for binaries and the posters thereof in atvbnb and the FAQ makes it clear. You have awakened my bunghole and now you must paayyyyyyyy!!!!!
Joe Fealkovich ([email]) wrote:
Oh yeah, BUTTKNOCKER?
Yeah, I called you BUTTKNOCKER! You gonna do something about it, BUTTKNOCKER? You and what other BUTTKNOCKERS? Now shut up or I'll kick your BUTTKNOCKERING ass!
BUTTKNOCKER! BUTTKNOCKER! BUTTKNOCKER!
-J.W.
P.S. Don't post binaries here.
P.P.S. BUTTKNOCKER!