hey KT...

a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

Is that the kind of crap they say to each other up on Buttknocker Mountain? I'm gonna go get some nachos and some Edge and I want you to sit here and think about what you just said.

hahaha LOL!@

Believe or not, there *was* a good reason that I wrote that but hours later I looked at it again and wondered, "WTH? Why did I write that?" hahaha old ppl!

Never kick a gift horse in the mouth

bring on the dancing horses

You can lead a horse to water, drowning it is the problem.

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Just add a lot of edge to the water, that will make it easier.

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Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

What about to a blind 'ho?

Whats the difference between a rooster and a 'ho? A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" A 'ho says "any-cock-'ll-do"

Thank you, thank you, I'll be performing at Laugh Hole Comedy Club, located in the lobby of the Motel 6, all week. Tickets $1.00 in advance, $0.75 day of show.

When I drove by it said "Laff Hole", I assume that's the place. I didn't have time to stop in, I hope you killed. Do they serve anything with caffeine in it there?

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:40:13 -0700, Carl Morris wrote:

Alphonse, bring my man a double crappucino!

Its not there anymore...well, it sort of is, at least parts of it. There was an..ummm..incident. My lawyer told me not to talk about it.

"Carl Morris" wrote in message news:[email]...

COOL! Did this "incident" rhyme with Liar...Liar...Liar?

An "older person" might have even seen them in concert once in the early-mid 70's. ;-D

So, ok, I *am* that old....I don't mind admitting it....I'm happy that I've lasted this long. ;)

BTW, I'm a dumbass! I didn't realize (or remember) that Ron Wood was in that band before joining the Stones. No wonder that concert kicked ass!

Huh huh...old people. Do you need any chores done or anything like that?

Next time you goto maximart, bring me some nachos. And hurry up, dammit!

  ;-D

I've got an old album collection (almost 500 lp's) that includes everything you mentioned.

As far as concerts...most were in the 70's. I'll list some that I saw in concert but I'm old and will probably forget more than a few.

• Alice Cooper - saw him twice in concerts.....he ruled both times!

- Jethro Tull - very good and I was surprised how Ian Anderson (the flute player) was so active....he was doing backflips off of the amplifiers. eheheh (BTW - their album, "Benefit" is a classic. that was my all time favorite back in the winter of 1970-1971)

- Spirit (the headliner) with Marshal Tucker Band (as the unknown warm-up band). At the end of the night, the crowd called back MTB instead of Spirit. eheheh They became pretty famous soon after that.

- Rod Stewart and Faces - at the time, I hated them....the radio stations were playing "Maggie May" to death and I was so *over it*. My girlfriend, at the time, insisted that I take her to this concert, so I did. Well, once they started playing, the HELL with the girlfriend...these fellows Kicked Ass!!! That was honestly the best concert that I've ever been to. Within days, I went out and bought all the Rod Stewart albums! :-P

- Aerosmith - I actually got up on the stage (to the side, behind a speaker stack) while they were playing. It ruled until the stage-manager showed up in a RAGE and told me to go away or DIE. He was really pissed off so I left. huhuhh

• I've seen many more too but I really do forget most of them except:

• ZZ Top (those fellows really do *KICK ASS* in concert!
• Johnny Winter
• Devo
• Spencer Davis
• Joan Jett and the Blackhawks
• Herman's Hermits eheheh
• The James Gang
• The Greatful Dead (that one bored me to tears, believe it or not)

Just last summer, Ted Nugent played here at the beach. He ruled! He played many cool old songs along with a funny political rant inbetween each song.

Jethro Tull were alright until that guy with the flute joined

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

WTH? He was also the singer!~ :-O

You do realise I was kidding right ;-)

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:170320061116227904%[email]...

Sitting on a Park Bench........

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I must be related to that Jethro guy, I like to go to the park and eye girls with bad intent too. Mhehe...boioioing... Maybe someday one will sit next to me or something. That would be cool.

"SITTING"? Oops, I guess I heard that one wrong... and maybe I shouldn't always do what the song tells me to do. Heh heh....*poop*...heh heh heh.

I'm thinking that you might do better with the chicks at the park now that you know what Jethro is really saying.

Yeah yeah...I think you're right, KT. It only takes one little thing to make chicks run away, they're weird like that. Do chicks like Jethro? Maybe I should be listening to Gwar instead if I want to get chicks.

Carl Morris writes in article dated Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:09:24 -0700:

I never ever scored by listening to music with chicks. If they don't like it, you lose. If they do like it, they go for the guys in the band and you still lose.

Lucky for me I play the guitar myself. 4 years ago I did a crappy acoustic version of Stairway to Heaven for this chick I just met. An hour later I scored!

Then I married her or something.

--Spud Demon spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net

Uh...hrrrm...

YES!!!

Uhhhh...so did you ever score again?

Carl Morris writes in article dated Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:24:44 -0700:

Yes, but here's the thing: Only with one chick.

Unless you count JPEGs mheheh! and DVD's lingerie catalogs postage stamps

Someday when I get up the courage I'm going to score with a Suzanne Summers infomercial.

--Spud Demon spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net

"sloppy seconds" ;)

Especially if they are named Valerie and you put white tape all over it and put your cigarette behind the strings on the headstock. Or something...

Heh heh...dumbass...heh heh heh.

Oh ok...you scared me. I've got a drummer friend who did that...the same psycho chick twice. The key word here is probably "drummer".

You know, if Gwar can play in those costumes...any respectable fartknocker should be able to play and eat nachos.

LMAO!!!!!!  ;-D

Hey guys, I'm at the Maximart and this chick just went into the bathroom...heh heh heh...plop...

Argy writes in article dated Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:30:58 GMT:

I saw Alice for the second time in 2005. Cheap Trick opened. Also saw my 2-year-old daughter's favorite -- Abba: The Corporation. It's amazing how many '70s bands are still going strong!

I've been going to Tull concerts since the '80s. Anderson even did one tour from a wheelchair -- no backflips but he did do some wheelies.

When I saw Nugent around 1990, he was climbing all over the amps and stuff.

One guy who's amazing on stage *if you catch him on the right tour* is Ozzy. When "No More Tears" came out he was dumping buckets of water over himself during songs, and this was in an indoor air-conditioned environment.

-- spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net The above may not (yet) represent the opinions of my employer.

Uhhhh...huh huh...you know how if you don't want people to notice something is wet, it's easiest to just douse the whole area with lots of water...?

I saw Cheap Trick too. They opened for ZZ Top in that concert. I was more excited about Cheap Trick but surprisingly ZZ Top blew them away.

uhhhhh, i just said "ZZ Top blew them" ;)