some dumbass's homepage

My friend created this homepage and he told me to check it out. So I did, and it's not so bad! Too bad it has hardly any publicity, I mean, only 43 people even know it existed.

So like, go there and stuff. It's really cool. King Turd's gone there. So like, follow his example and go.

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/googie/index.html

Remember-- only you can stop forest fires

this dude for advice on your problems..... I did, but I havent heard back yet... maybe my problems freaked him out or something... noone saw me. you cant prove it.. i was wearing gloves. and I threw the blowtorch, manila folders, and Pledge<tm> someplace where theyll never be found...

Dear King Turd....

When i get an erection, my penis bends like a banana....

Is this normal? Should i have an operation?

Yours, worriedly,

Ben D. Dick

No, this is not normal. The only solution is amputation. Sorry dude...

*slice*, KT

King Turd wrote:

*   > When i get an erection, my penis bends like a banana....
*   >
*   > Is this normal?  Should i have an operation?

• No, this is not normal. The only solution is amputation. Sorry dude...

Where's Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

One Lobobbitotomy -- coming up -- yyyeeeeaaaawwwwww -- slice! :)

Spankyou

Brian

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