whats up with newsgroup? A newsgroup about pencil erasers would get more posts
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Mar 29, 199917 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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"matt" [email] wrote in :
Want a newsgroup about pencil erasers? Put your proposal in alt.config.
Don't like it here? Leave.
Thank you drive thru. :)
JP
Yesterday there were over ten, now just two. Fucking servers!
D.G. Porter wrote:
Maybe its cuz of that melissa virus chick. Heh m heh!
Evil Beavis wrote in :
oh yeh, Melissa, that thespian singer uhuh ;) "COME to my window... COME inside, wait by the light of the moon" ehehe moon ehehe
D.G. Porter wrote in :
I need a fucking server.... I'm getting tired of the farm animals ;)
Whoa! meheheheh That would be cool! :) We could, like, talk about erasing stuff or something. ehheheheh
"What's your favorite erasing experience?" meheheh "An elephant uses his trunk to erase stuff." "ERASE THINGS FAST! I was browsing these newsgroups and..." "Ant's erase things with their large butts. meheheh" "Antonia, the Eraser Queen" "Hey Beavis....pull my eraser. huh huh huh" "Johnny Profacci erases spammers!" ;) "Eraser - Another Movie" (coming in August) "Gary M. counts [email]" "Erasers are a favorite food of goats" "Dammit Butthead...we're never gonna erase anything."
Gary M. ;-)
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erasers are called rubbers here in the UK, 'cos you use 'em to rub stuff out. Eh em eh heh ehh ehhe he - rubbers.
Yeah, and when you're talking about napkins, you're talking about that thing that a chick sticks to her thing when she's haviong her thing!
"Dammit Beavis, we need top get some porn! Let's go over to Stewart's house and fire up alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nudeliness, or something!"
stuff
Huh? A napkin is just a napkin here in the UK dude. I could list a load of other names we have for those things that chicks stick to their things when they're having their thing, but err...I forgot, or something. Uh huh huh uh huh - thing.
Dumbass wrote in :
uhuh and after you've finished using the 'rubber", you need a "fag" to relax uhuh (In the UK, they call a cigarette, a "fag")
uhuh here's a list uhuhuhuh ;)
MENSTRUATION
Aunt Flo Aunt Rosie Is in Town All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront Blood Week Curse of Eve Drip Entertain the General Flying the Flag Holy Week Having the Painters in High Tide Jinx Little Sister is Here Monthlies On the Bun On the Pole On the Rag Period Problem Ragging Ragtime Red Flag Red Sails in the Sunset Riding the Cotton Pony Road Up for Repairs Stop Sign Tail Flowers The Captain is at Home The Curse The Foe The Hammock is Swinging The Plague The Thing The Visitor Wearing the Bulky Roll Woman's Home Companion
SANITARY NAPKIN
Bandage Fanny Rag ("fanny" in the UK means err.. her thing) Flag Granny Rag Man Hole Cover Mouth Mattress Muck Rag Mutt Rag Pleasure Garden Padlock Rag Red Flag Window Blind --------------
In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes
On the blob
LOL!
Whoa - sanitary napkin is a new one on me! Well, not on me, but it's one I've never heard before. How about Strawberry Sponge and Auntie Monthly's Red nephew? Em eh heh heh he eh heheh eheh.
Dumbass wrote in :
yeh ehehe and when you've finished using a "rubber", you then feel like a relaxing with a fag... ehehee ;) (dammit, you Brits will find that funny ehehe)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
Your stuck in a loop. Heh m heh!
Gary M. wrote in :
YEH YEH!!! eheheh and we could start a newsgroup all about paper and document shredding.... Gary and I could instruct everyone on the safe and responsible way to shred.
uhuh using a rubber uhuh ;)
Yeh, he *erases* stuff like THIS:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2891/misc/lunch.aviuhuh elephants, too ehehe they erase whole groves of sausage trees, if they are left to roam unchecked.
uhuh you said "rubber" again ehehe ;)
ERASERHEAD ehehehehe what a movie ehehehe ;)
matt wrote in :
uhuh you said "get more posts" ehehehe ;)
uhuh this elephant has a *post* he'd like to show you :)
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