underwear for stiffies!

S07E08 UnderwearretroMar 31, 2004, 12:14 PM ET7 years later6 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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DIABOLICalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

heeh there's a video too :-)

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:310320041159444514%[email]... > mmheheh...heheh: > http://www.abc.net.au/newinventors/txt/s1064582.htm

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:s_Cac.6975$[email]...

Dammit, he just came up with the next big thing. Hes going to be rich. And I'll still be here eating chicken nuggets and spanking my monkey, while hes out in a Ferrari having some hot chick getting into his Stiffies. Dammit. I need to come up with the next big thing. Aside from my weiner. Nobody would buy that.

going to be rich. And

monkey, while hes

Stiffies. Dammit.

weiner. Nobody

I don't think that the inventor will make any money. Those pants are designed to hide your stiffie, what is the sense in that? The only women who would be interested in stealth stiffies are the same sort that want us all to drive sub-compacts instead of SUVs. Thye have names like Liz and Rebekah and they live in houses made of recycled milk cartons. And they are too ugly to even become thespians.

What kind of a man wants to hide his stiffie to attract a woman like that. Set the boners free!

TYDT

ps. You could hide other stuff in the pants though. Like cigarettes and hershey bars.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:bhSac.1099$[email]...

And

hes

Perhaps you should take a cue from this guy and develope something simular and call it "Turdies", for those imbearassing moments where you need to take a dump. With a generously sized pocket you can save the biggest turds for later when you can discretely add it to your collection. Damnit!! Now you'll probuhhbly rip my idea off and i'll never score!