Christina Aguilera Nude 1945

schreef in bericht news:RZ_eb.13519$[email]...

That would be cool...

Cooler than the file they try to make you click. It's like, a virus 'n stuff so ...mheheh... pay attention.

Is she really talking backwards?

Yes, she said "I love King Turd. He gives me a special feeling in my loins. I want to do him."

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:Ctcfb.7672$[email]...

loins.

Oooooh, I see... do him... And like, howz the turd-collection goin'?

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Getting better, still trying to replace the invaluable classics that Mr. Anderson stole. Theres an exceptional June 2003 specimen that all fellow collectors would be envious of.

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:6Nlfb.9023$[email]...

I just heard on CNN-Europe the IBCT* rolled up an entire turd-thieves network based in Venezuela, with branches all over the world. There have been numerous searches in all the major known stool-warehouses. Reporter said there were priceless items among the stolen ones they recovered. I think you better start makin' some long-distance phonecalls. mheheheh... long...

*International Bureau for Collectible Turds

I heard that some of the King's turds had been hollowed up by plate lipped indian pygmies and used as canoes. As for the IBCT. are these the people fighting the evil RECTUM*?

*Revolutionary Ecuadorian Commando Turd Usurping Militia (comrades fighting for workers' ownership of means of defacation)

Thankyou, drive through...

I heard that the same pigmies were flattening out my smaller specimens and using them for lip plates. Tom Anderson must be a RECTUM member.

He's been very quiet lately, he must be up to something. Unless his little phillipino boy he keeps as a slave broke his PC...

I'm here...just havin' a hard time gettin' any useful local information here. You fellers can spout all the perverted talk about turds and pygmies you want, I just don't care anymore. I think I got this whole internet thing about figured out...a few useful things, and a lot of other folks just sayin' the first thing that pops into their head, no matter how stupid it is. I gotta say, though...that Uncle Milty feller scares me...I wouldn't even wish him on those damn kids who stole my mower.

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:3f7edfa2$0$194$[email]...

gotta

Back so soon, you could have at least wiped your mouth...

We haven't heard from Milty for a while. He may forfeited his computer priviliges at Alabama State Pen for 'unhygeinic practises'. Or lost an 'honour duel' with his dad for conjugal rights with his cousin...

Thankyou, drive through...

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

I think he was gang raped in prison. You know how those inmates can be, they like to rat-a-tat-tat that ass. He's probably lying face down in a prison hospital bed right now with his ass in a sling.

The scary thing is that it probably reminded him of his daddy and made him homesick...

"aghasee" wrote in message news:Da0fb.54457$[email]...

stuff

Like, what kind of protection do you use? I updated my protection and it still didn't say that this crap was a virus...but I'm not gonna open it..might get gone-a-dia-reaah...

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:O20gb.17772$[email]...

Protection? Mhehehehe... Like, I don't use any. It's just that the word was spread this .scr file was a virus or something that would destroy your computer. I mean, destruction is pretty cool, but if my computer has to be broken I do a better job myself. A man needs his excercise, knowwha' I mean? But I still believe Christina Aguilera nude must be pretty cool also. She's like, pretty hot 'n stuff. And what's more, she said she wanted to do you, hence, she must be pretty desperate. Mheheheheh... ;-)