Oppressive Workplace!

I never thought it could happen to me, but Monday morning I was called into my supervisor's office. "Sauron", my supervisor said to me, " I'd like you to take those pictures of Beavis and Butthead in your cube down". I was flabbergasted. My artwork of BnB jamming to Slayer, my picture of Bill Clinton and Al Gore as BnB, even my BnB calender had to come down. Apparently, I was projecting the "wrong image" to my customers (the same ones who have Pee-on Deion flyers on their walls). No doubt this is the work of some anally retentive PC'er! What is the world coming to?

In message [email] (Samwise) wrote...

Sue them! Sue the supervisor, the company and your co-workers. Either that or say that you will take them down when your customers complain.

Yes kids, by now we are all to familiar with the plight of one of our kin, Sauron. It is a crime that any of us should have to ever utter these dreaded words!

That is why I am volunteering my services as coordinator of the alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead.special.forces.legal.defense.fund or atbnbsfldf for short! We need your contribution to keep the world safe from this kind of tyrannical oppression, brought down upon us by those who would be self imposed thought police!

But your membership (huhuhuuhuhuh... 'member' huhuhuh) isn't enough, we need funding to provide emergency services and retain the services of the world reknowned legal defense team of Dewey, Screwem & Howe.

Please make out all personal checks and international money orders to me, Steven Bradley Burger.

and mail them to:

atbnbsfldf c/o. Steven Bradley Burger P.O. Box 6969-666 Butttown, Buttland 90210 38-24-36 EE-AIE-EE-AIE-OH

[email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

I'm planning to break Flea Bailey out of jail. Johnny Cockroach has already been contacted.

Yeah... One of them just stopped at my house and wanted me to sign a petition... Something about clean water... of course, a "donation" was also asked for, so I politely told him goodbye. He didn't want to leave, though. I should have told him I was from another planet and didn't need water. I felt like he was trying to sell me a car or something. He wouldn't take NO for an answer.

And remember - when they take away your Beavis and Butthead, only criminals will have Beavis and Butthead... or something.

Uh huhuhuhuhuh... I think I saw this in that movie.. Uhh you know.. Disclosure.. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh..

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Man I hate that guy... even if he is a Dallas Cowboy, world football champions!!! em ehehehehehehe...

Yes, this is obviously a case of 'Sexual Harassment'.. Your boss is Harassing you 'cause he/she probably can't get laid.. Call my attoney at Dewey, Screwem & Howe.

You know, since NAFTA was ratified, many Central American workers who were oppressed in a similar fashion have found the courage to rise up and take a stand against such oppressive tactics by their powerful employers. We here in America sometimes forget how lucky we are to have a system of justice that works, for the most part. I applaud your brave stand and I agree that you should redress this wrong in the proper venue.

Perhaps you could share your experience with some who are less fortunate than we are. My men's group is planning a trip to Guatemala and the Mexican state of Chiapas later this spring to help them in their efforts to organize their fledgling labor movement. I think it would be really neat if you could find the time to join us in our little caravan down south. So far we have three VW microbuses, so there's plenty of room. There will be lots of good camaraderie to be had as well, and the Mexican and Guatemalan herbal teas are a wonder to behold! Email me if you would like to join us, mm-kay?

In message , David Van Driessen wrote:

NAFTA sucks!

To quote one felcher, Paul Whitehouse..."Byte me."
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