This has been posted before to this newsgroup and with the holidays coming (hehehe) the need arises (hehehe) to remind people of the sexual orientation of Beavis and Butt-head. Please read this message carefully:
Note the 10 signs of Beavis' and Butt-head's homosexual tendencies:
The name "Butt-head" is a clearly veiled reference to homosexual behavior.
Ever wonder why Beavis and Butt-head go to the bathroom a lot? To soothe their poor butts from all the boinking they do.
When they fight over the remote control, it is an instinctual struggle for an ancient male phallic symbol. It symbolizes the teeming gay tendencies they try to repress.
Why do they seem to enjoy wrestling with each other when fighting? It's because it's a way of expressing their male bondage love for each other.
Ever notice their frequent use of the word, "monkey"? That's a coded homosexual term for "I want to f&*$ you like an animal."
And all the laughing they do? That's code as well for "I'd love to rub you up with cocoa butter and roll around in bed". They do it all the time.
Their frequent use of the word, "sucks" is a clear indication that they enjoy "pipe-smoking" together.
Their collective crush on Todd is an expression of their repressed homosexual tension, pure and simple.
The name "beavis" is an ancient Haritoonian term for "dances with men".
The "Double Inverted Fartknocker Nad Twist" is a secret gay love call that is recognized only by homosexuals.
I'm sorry, folks, to burst your bubble, but the evidence is clear and convincing, beyond a reasonable doubt, open and shut.
They're gay. Deny it all you want. They're queer. Homos. Rump Raiders. Pipe Smokers. Choad Chokers.
Can't argue facts, people. Deal with it. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD ARE GAY. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll be happy.
A valued "member" of the National GAY "Ass"ociation. "Periodically" butt raped in college, so that she/he can pass and "spread" her/his experiences onto still straight, though not for "long", readers of this group and infect them with the hemorrhoids of what she/he calls facts of B&B's sexuality.Currently seeking help from the International Research Center interested in behavior of the sexually unstable Species, or something. ;-))))
This is very good idea. Let's look at the facts shall we?
1.) People who constantly proclaim they're gay are major trolls. It's a sad
fact that spam and "They are gay" trolls drove off virtually everyone
that founded this newsgroup and made it what it was back in the early
90s. This is not a joke or meant to be funnny. THIS TYPE OF MORON THREAD
is exactly why there are maybe 10 regular posters instead of 50. I used
to have some friends in here that just didn't want to wade through a
huge mess of "they are gay" nonsense. You buttknockers that think it's so
damn funny and clever to come up with this crap are far stupider than
Beavis and Butt-head. They at least have a sense of what's funny.
2.) IT'S FREAKING STUPID! This is the most boring topic ever to come up, and
not one damn thing in it has been funny, ever. It's like if people spent
all this time trying to argue that Beavis' hair is brown and Butt-Head's
hair is blond. First of all, anyone with one ounce of sense KNOWS what
color their hair is. Second, WHO CARES?!? It's stupid and it's nonsense,
and most important IT ISN'T FUNNY. Ok, maybe the elephants are sorta
funny, the whole ant thing, certainly Buttland's flag rules. But this
gay nonsense is not funny and it never has been. You are not making
anyone laugh. Rather you are pissing people off and driving them off the
group. The whole Royal Court has left because of this.
6.) Mike Judge himself said it. They are not gay. End of story. http://beavis.simplenet.com/beavis/binaries/notgay.wav
7.) If you bastards drive off the remaining cool people on this group with
this nonsense, I'm going to hunt down each and every one of you and make
you watch Grim Reaper videos with Khiller and Agent Hurly taking turns.
Got it? (ESPECIALLY if you drive off Antonia. Then I'll get all midevil
on your ass.)
eheh he wants to look at your *facts" beavis ehehe ;)
hmm.. sounds like those ppl were homophobes...
This is not a joke or meant to be funnny. THIS TYPE OF MORON THREAD
thank you professorr waffle-butt... ;)
well, it's gotten YOU to reply several times :)
of course they are funny :)
this
homophobe!!! ;)
making
no they havne't.. they are still here, the only reason they don't post is 'cos they are busy with real life stuff, unlike morons like myself :)
and yes, I do know that for a fact, I am in touch with the royal court on a daily basis, nad have met several in person :) ehe in touch ehehe
he also admitted in an interview with a *ahem* "men's magazine" that beavis bi-sexual tendencies... the mag is called "for him" and this is posted in HTML form on a web site somewhere (this is cut and pasted from my personal copy of the web page)
<for him> "If you had to have sex with either Beavis or Butt-head, who would you choose?"
<Mike> Probably Beavis, because he'd put up less of a fight. But if I
was the passive partner, then it would have to be Butt-head.
I figure Beavis is one of those guys who God didn't give much at
all except for a big penis. One of those guys with a gigantic
schlong. It would certainly hurt."
see? beavis wouldn't fight having sex with a guy? ;D
he also gives this quote, which he seems to find particularly interesting in throwing light upon Beavis and his habits:
<Mike> "at one point the guy's wife says, "I'll give you $20,000 to do
my husband instead." Butt-head says no, but Beavis says, "well
hang on, that is a lot of money."
ARRGHH!! NOOOOOOOO!!! butt what the hell? I like ABBA :)
ehehe you'll get on our asses? e hehehe err.. err.. eheheh :)
for anyone who may be queerious..err. I mean curious about that Mike Fudge interview in that gay men's mag, here is the text:
FH = For Him magainze questions MJ = Mike Fudge's answers
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For Him Interview
FH
If you had to have sex with either Beavis or Butt-head, who would you choose?
MJ
Probably Beavis, because he'd put up less of a fight. But if I was the passive partner, then it would have to be Butt-head. I figure Beavis is one of those guys who God didn't give much at all except for a big penis. One of those guys with a gigantic schlong. It would certainly hurt.
FH
Did you have a hard time at school?
MJ
Yeah, there were plenty of people who bullied me. I went to a junior high that was very rough. It was multi-ethnic, 70 per cent Hispanic, and I was the perfect target for them to vent their hatred of the white man on, because i had buck teeth and I was skinny. I was one of those guys whose elbow is wider than his bicep. I used to get robbed every day. If you got caught in the wrong part of the hall, they'd say, "Give me some money, gringo." And if you said,"I don't have any," they'd shake you down with knives. So I always gave them something from my wallet.
FH
Hardly the Alamo spirit...
MJ
I saw one kid get put in the hospital for two weeks, and another guy was blinded in one eye. If you're a goof-looking white guy, you're a younger version of the people their parents have to go and clean for. So it's payback time.
FH
Would you like to lord it over those guys, now you're rich?
MJ
Yes definitely. Whether we admit it or not, a lot of the motivation to becoming successful is to think, "yeah, all those people who pushed me around, where are they now?" I don't call them up and gloat, but I do occasionally fantasise that they're checking me out on TV. It's pathetic really. But I figure, hey, why the hell not?
Fh
What happens in the Beavis and Butt-head film?
MJ
It starts when their TV gets stolen, which is like the end of their life, so they go looking for it. They stumble into a motel where they meet this guy who mistakes them for two hitmen he's hired to kill his wife. He asks, "Are you the guys Earl sent to do my wife?" Predictably, they misunderstand the meaning of the word "do" and say "Yeah, we're the guys, uhuhuhuhuh..." From there, the plot snowballs, and it's all a bit complicated to go into, but at one point the guy's wife says, "I'll give you $20,000 to do my husband instead." Butt-head says no, but Beavis says, "well hang on, that is a lot of money."
FH
Very Merchant-Ivory. But were there any plot ideas you rejected as being too unbelievable?
MJ
I had one idea, based on a Mary Tyler Moore movie called What's So Bad About Feeling Good? in which there's a virus that makes everybody happy. I figured, "How would it be if there was a virus which made everybody behave like Butt-head?" It was kind of a science fiction idea...
FH
When you were growing up, did you show any of the three classic signs of being a serial killer - namely bed wetting, fire-starting and cruelty to animals?
MJ
I didn't have a bed wetting problem. And I was like an animal lover in a big way. I was like an animal freak. I had books on mammals and knew all the facts about them, and I'd draw really nice pictures of moose. However, I did have a friend who was a pyromaniac, and from time to time I'd watch him at work and think, "Woah. That looks kind of cool." My parents had a concrete backyard, and he came over one day and poured stove fuel on this patio and lit it. The flames were huge and he just sat there with a spaced-out look on his face.
FH
You say you liked animals, but didn't Beavis and Butt-head kill a cat in one episode?
MJ
Nope. They did paint a cat's butt, but they never killed one. That rumour started because when they were bored Butt-head suggested they try sticking a firecracker up a cat's butt to see what happened. But they never actually did it. The one really cruel thing they did was in the first episode, Frog Baseball - a self-explanatory storyline where the frog, alas, didn't pull through.
FH
What is the worst insult?
MJ
I think "ass goblin" is probably the worst. And "dillweed" is a combination of two insults at my high school, dildo and dickweed. If they want to be really damning they stare at each other for a moment and wordlessly change the channel.
FH
How many bands have they done that to?
MJ
Just two, so far. Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli.
FH
Good choice. But do band members ever have a go at you for slagging them off on the show?
MJ
I once met a guy from a British band called Grim Reaper, and I was worried he'd kick my ass because Beavis and Butt-head had ripped into one of their videos. But he said he was a huge fan of the show, and that he'd have lost all respect for them if they had liked the clip, because it was, in fact, really bad.
FH
Have you ever done Beavis and Butt-head in bed with a woman?
MJ
I've been married since it started, but I have met women fans who get excited by it. The only trouble is they usually ask me in loud bars, and I do the Butt-head voice softly, so they don't hear me too well when I go "huhuhuhuhuh". They go, "What? Do that again." It's not impressive.
FH
Have you ever had threatening mail from Christian fundamentalists?
MJ
I got some death threats - mostly from animal rights people. I rarely get letters from Christian fundamentalists, because they think Beavis and Butt-head are real, and they were created by evil scientists at MTV to destroy our youth.
FH
They think they're real people?
MJ
Yes, and they're not the only ones. We get letters asking for Beavis and Butt-head to make appearances at children's parties. I'm like, "What? Do you think a cartoon is going to come over and eat cake?"
FH
What's it like getting hate mail?
MJ
The first one I got really did freak me out. I can laugh about it now, but it was scary at the time. This guy wrote me a poem all about how he was going to feed me to his pets... something like, "My pussy loves dick, my dog loves balls." And I still remember the last line. It went, "And for your mother I'll save a portion, when I'm done with you, she'll wish she had an abortion."
FH
Neatly put...
MJ
And I also got weird hate mail from a skinhead guy who sends threats to a number of famous people. It was like a form letter, with little dots where he fills the name in. He sent me some Xeroxes of newspaper articles with my photo circled, and a note saying, "Why is it that every time there's hatred for the white race or immoral behaviour, the smell of Jews and Negroes is never far behind." He'd circled my name and written, "Is his real name Judgestein?"
FH
Is your real name Judgestein?
MJ
No. I am a gentile.
FH
A person in LA recently advertised a collection of celebrity fingernails he'd bought from a beautician. What part of a celebrity would you collect?
MJ
Ted Turner, who owns CNN - I'd like to collect his 'nads. He supposedly said that Beavis and Butt-head is the worst show on TV and he was going to get it taken off the air.
FH
What cartoons influenced you?
MJ
There was a strip called Goofus and Gallant, which was like a moral story supposed to teach children good and bad behaviour. But, of course, all the kids liked the bad guy, Goofus. He was bad for the sake of it. There'd be these captions like, "Goofus throws leaves around the yard," or when his mother bought soup to an ill neighbour, he'd be like saying, "Why do you always bring food to sick people?" The illustrations were so square they didn't realise how funny it was.
FH
Your cartoons are processed in Korea. Do they understand the humour?
MJ
When I went over there, I had the head of the film company asking me all these questions through his translator, who was a timid-looking woman. She'd be asking, "What do 'morning wood' and 'high noon on the sundial' mean?" I could hardly bear to tell her.
copyright fhm magazine 1997
reproduced with permission of the Royal Court of Buttland
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You're 100% right, dude. There is a fine border between a healthy joke, and a post that makes you throw up. It's like, I tolerated GCRU's swinging on the other side, but this fart knocker went too far, or something. Besides GCRU, even if Beavis was said to be Bi that is still better than being a gay, @#$%^&*. Those woosies who think that B&B have anything to do with gayness, must have their tv's messed up, or something.
I'm not against alternate sexual orientations, but against drawing screwed up conclusions about the stuff you see on tv and then spaming the group with it, trying to convince others that black is white, etc.
did anyone else hear the 1994(95??) interview/appearance Mike Fudge did on the Howard Stern Radio Show? it ruled, and as Beavis he said that Father O'Rielly, their local priest has molested them, and Beavis admitted that he went back for more....