Patron Saint of Stupidity

    I have declared myself the Patron Saint of Stupidity in the Beavis
and Butt-Head newsgroup. I will use my evil sarcasm to drive out the
demons of stupidity. As Saint Wallace, I shall protect the regulars from
stupid posts that litter this newsgroup. If you want to be recruited
onto my Church of PSS(Patron Saints of Stupidity) please reply to this
message and you can have the word to ridicule and use the tool of
sarcasm to rid the in"duh"viduals of this newsgroup. Amen.
                              Saint Wallace
                        Patron Saint of Stupidity
                  "Out, Out!! You Demons of Stupidity"

In article Wallace writes:

Whoa! Look! heheheh...ehemehehehe [blank-stare] uh... a real live Saint? ehmeheh...ehemeheheh... Like that Saint Peter dude??? hemeehehehehehem...heheheheheheheheheh Peter....hehemehehehehe.... Uh... sorry 'bout that.

You said "tool" ... That wuz cool..hemeheh...heheheh...heheheheh

Cool! Like, it's gonna be a hard..hehemeheheh..heheheheh a... hard job... butt, you vulvateered or something! hehemeheheh

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody

Mehehh...I think I saw a little statue of Wallace in my friends garden today. ;)

emheheheh...Peter...tool...hard... Peter's tool is hard! ;)

            ^^^^^

Whoa, CherylAnn! Look what you said! :D

Not that naked one, with the cherub's buttcheeks? ehehe

WHOA! heheheh...heheheheh... that's cool! hehehemeheheheh......

Uh... [blank stare] Uh... [blank stare] heheheh... ehemeheh...

Yeah... like, good thing I don't have to "hear" what I said!!!

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody

What else can I expect from the "Patron Saint of Stupidity". The next time you get lost, and wander into this newsgroup, be sure to have an adult acompany you.

**********ADULT PRESENCE HERE

Ok... now, what *else* is the problem?

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody

I really hate Saint Wallace! But, you know, its ok, because I like dick in the ass. A few months ago I raped Beavis. That's what happened in the "Butt Flambe" episode. Man was it good. I think all you guys at this newsgroup suck. Yeah. Go to hell. Plus, I would like to add, that I'm so dumb that I have to use AOL to reach the Internet. Those fancy graphics give me a boner. I think you guys are missing out. Your AOL friend,

RecurveTD2 P.S. We should all bow down to Saint Wallace.

Sekhmet wrote:

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Ha ha ha ha :) Ha ha ha :) Ha ha ha ;) You suck RecurveTouchdowninthe3rdass.

In article RecurveTD2 writes:

Whoa! hehemeheheheh... you like, uh...hehehmeheheh...

Uh... if we're like already in hell, then like... when you say, "go to hell" I can just like... say, "ok, dude.. hehemeheh I'm already here!" hemeheheh...

Dem grafix makn u hab d bonr? hehehehehemehehehehehehe

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody

<Rod-ney King> "Can't we all just get a-long?" </Rod-ney King>

ehehe long ehehe

SEE??? i was right!! It *WAS* gerbil-play! :)

I think all you guys at this

"Hell ain't a bad place to be" (AC/DC)

Plus, I would like to add, that I'm so

WHAT?? ehe all GO DOWN on Saint Wallace? ehehe now way ehehe

like Beavis had an adult accompany him to the bus station bathroom ehehe ;)

^^ uh uh you said *ass* ehehehe sarc-ass-m ehehe

eheh preach on brother Wallace ehehe you said *tool* ehehe